side muncher

anonymous asked:

youre going to choose a side soon, you;ll either go les or straight so stop acting like you arent just curious and horny

Okay excuse me?

One- THIS IS MY IDENTIFICATION FUCK OFF YOU CANT DICTATE ANYTHING

Two- No one “chooses a side” you cunt muncher, whether you are pan-sexual, bisexual, straight, gay, ace, whatever. People use their sexual preferences to identify themselves and you know the fuck what? Certain personalities are sexy to me, idc gender or non-gender or whatever. So I identify as Pan-sexual. Fuck off. 

Three- Saying that I am only curious and horny undermines every relationship I have ever had. It disrespects my current partner, whom I very much love and hope continues to be with me for a very long time.

Four- You ever, ever, say I am only curious and horny again i will hunt you down and satisfy my curiosity of how loud someone screams when you light their pubic hair on fire, and you better damn well believe I will go home afterwards and fuck the brains out of my boyfriend.

Kay? kay.