sicko

According to antis, adults should now be marginalized into different categories according to age. The new guidelines are as follows:

18-21 ~ Literal pedophilia if you date someone in this age bracket.

22-25 ~ Still a pedo, just slightly less of a pedo.

26-30 ~ Okay, you’re not a pedo, but if you’re older than me, you’re an abuser.

31-36 ~ Ditto.

37-40 ~ Ew, old people are gross why are you even having sex, you sicko?

41-45 ~ Aren’t you worried about breaking your hip, crypt keeper?

46 & older ~ Lmao y u still alive?