sick of mirror pix

what is my life? what am i doing here standing in front of this fucking mirror why are these two gods screaming at each other why the fuck does my wife sleep in sunglasses and why can’t i ever see my dick why is it weirdly pixelated that isnt normal this is the god’s fault i swear to god one of these days im rising up its time to take a fucking stand im sick of seeing this stupid fucking mirror and living in this stupid fucking pixely world where people randomly teleport and do pushups in the middle of the goddamn street