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Day One Hundred and Nine

-A young boy yielding a pool noodle thrice his height shouted the word “penis.” He may be only three, but he is well on his way to becoming as mature a man as any.

-A child passing by Starbucks remarked, “Hot chocolate? Like in Polar Express?” I hope that their innocence and enthusiasm are never dampened and that their exposure to liquid goodness goes beyond disturbingly-animated movies.

-I have become something of an attraction to possessed children today. Throughout my shift, upwards of two infants have twisted themselves around 270 degrees in their seat to maintain eye contact with me. I am unsure how best to utilize my legion of demonic toddlers, but I am certain they will come in handy.

-Four twelve year-old girls spent the better part of an hour sprinting throughout the store, and the better part of another hour sitting in a single cart at the front. This gaggle of gals had a large bag of water and a complete lack of supervision. This has potential to be a devastating combination as any of us have seen.

-A nine year-old busted out a surprisingly sick drum solo. With nothing more than a plastic stick, she gave my life a sense of drama which I can only hope to live up to.

-A man left his bag behind. I began to shout after him. A woman behind me chimed in, echoing my calls in a soft whisper. My attempts were not enough. Thankfully, the sound level it took to get his attention was precisely one whisper above a shout, so once again partner and I have triumphed.

-A clean-shaven neckbeard spent his evening compulsively and sporadically dabbing to entertain his friends. Sadly, his attempts at being impressive were entirely in vain, as he was behind them the entire time, and he was dabbing.

So in the band closet at our school if you climb up the shelves that hold the instruments you can touch the ceiling. Whenever our band director is out sick, our drum major climbs up and goes into the ceiling. He stays in there for the whole class and proceeds to scare anyone that walks into the percussion or band room. I have yet to see anyone else attempt to climb up there.

a different kind of woman// old man logan

Originally posted by notias1

Requested By Anon: Please, I beg, do an imagine where Logan falls in love with the reader and Laura says something to Logan about her being the perfect mother because you always hang out with her and you’re always so nice. Logan can’t find it in himself to stop smiling. 

This is Logan oneshot 2 of 4 for the day! I hope you enjoy!

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TOPXMM HIGHLIGHTS

Heathens

- tyler’s soft vocals ??
- THE WAY TYLER SINGS THE SECOND AND THIRD VERSE SLAYS ME (HE DOES THAT WEIRD INDIE THING (IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT) WITH HIS VOICE THAT I ADORE SO MUCH)
- tyler’s little angelic “oohhhh"s
- it’s almost like a stripped version of heathens ????
- the whole track is so gentle and beautiful

heavydirtysoul

- almost like a cover to the blurryface version ? majority of it is the same except for a few of mutemath’s twists and add ons and ty’s vocals
- “sayin’ stuff like: you only live once”
- "can you save (save save) can you save (save save) can you save my heavy dirty soul?”
- a lot more blurryface sounds than the original ?
- WE CANNOT FORGET SCREAMO BEAN

Ride

- woAh this one is a RECREATION
- I’M LOVIN’ THE ELECTRIC MIXED WITH ROCK VIBE YO
- this reminds me of the summer time at like the beach or a pool ??
- the second verse makes me smile every time ??? (ft. sick little drum beat and tyler with that same killer indie voice thing)
- THE BRIDGE SOUNDS SO PEACEFUL AND RELAXING AND IT JUST GIVES ME THIS SENSE OF COMFORT AND A SAFE FEELING I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF
- “i’m falling so i’m taking my timeeeeeeeee” *KSKDLEMDLSKSOSNKDLDMSKDKDJ MAGIC*


Tear In My Heart

- MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
- another noticeable RECREATION
- i freaking love how it has that 70s tekno love song vibe to it
- all i can imagine is jenna just sitting there and tyler is looking at her and singing so passionately to his dime piece wife and she’s just smiling and so in love just like he is ahhh
- "the songs on the radio are okay *echo*. but my taste in music is your face!”
- tyler’s vocals slay me in this tooo (in all of them tbh)
- EKK I’M IN LOVE WITH THE BRIDGE AND THE WHOLE ENDING IT’S SO SIMPLISTIC AND MAGICAL AND TYLER’S VOCALS ARE B E A U T I F U L
- what’s not to love about this track ????

Lane Boy

- yo yo yo gotta love his timing with the words (no comma needed)
- i freaking love the electric and rock add ons in this one
- the whole ending is just so incredibly magical ??? like yes ??? thank you for slaying me ???!???
- “tomorrowww!” *moanish?*
- THE ENDING IS SO SPOOKYYY AND ODDLY MYSTERIOUS (undertale soundtrack is that you)

Extras

- instead of a christmas album, we got this which is totally okay because i don’t mind AT ALL- headphones change the whole experience yo- HEATHENS’S SPOOKY PIANO OUTRO- whoops i based this on the audio- BUT TYLER’S LITTLE DANCE MOVES IN THE VIDEO ARE DEFINITELY WORTH NOTING ALONG WITH THE LITTLE SNEAK PEAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VIDEO WITH J CLEANING HIS SYMBOLS AND LOOKING LIKE A CUTE LITTLE DORK- haha sorry for popping up on your dashboard like this. it’s been an incredibly long day without being able to speak to someone about this- i’ve been meaning to say something about it before but i’ve been busy with school- ^^my reason for not being on as much- winter break starts on friday so i’ll be on WAY MORE- whoops this is getting off track- hope you guys had a good day/night :)
Quirks of MBTI: INFJ Edition

As told by an ENFP and ISFJ (based on our friends) Male

  • Always looks expectantly at you
  • Nods head to affirm he is listening
  •  Drums out sick beats on everything
  • Makes hilarious sounds when things are difficult
  • Pokes people to make sure they’re there and alive and okay
  • Bad at hiding pranks
  • “I mean, I guess”
  • Constantly in motion
  • Puts hands under jaw when he is waiting to speak
  • Sometimes has no energy
  • Sometimes has more energy than he knows what to do with
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Machines come in and Men go out. 

anonymous asked:

What's that fall out boy song that goes "ba ba ba ba badadadadada" with sick drumming

Omg i have no idea but i have no rhythm so i can’t even recognize the tune

it was a slight on my honour, so he deserved it! ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ ᴰᴼ BUT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE MOST BRILLIANT MIND THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN ⁽ˢᵉᵉᶰ ˢᵉᵉᶰ ˢᵉᵉᶰ⁾ . BOO ᵇᵒᵒ BA ᵇᵒᵒ BABA ᵇᵒᵒᵇᵒᵒBOO, BOO ᵇᵒᵒ BA ᵇᵒᵒ BABA ᵇᵒᵒᵇᵒᵒBOO (sick drums come in).

i literally don’t remember anything that happened in the last 20 days and that isn’t an exaggeration at all in fact i’ll probably forget today too [[does a sick drum solo]]