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benighten  asked:

INFP's functions when hanging out with an ESTP who's being well, an ESTP

Fi: ESTP is great, but they kind of worry me.

Te: Yeah, I think I get what you mean. They pull too many dangerous shenanigans.

Si: Yeah, remember that time they skateboarded near a cliff? That was terrifying to even watch.

Ne: Meh, I find it pretty badass that they can do all sorts of different stuff! I’d love to try some of the things they do.

Te: Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know how dangerous that is?

Fi: It could end with paiiiiiiiiiin. PAIIIIIIIIN. I hate PAIIIIIIN.

Si: I know, I know, that’s the first thing written down in my records of our personality.

Te: WHAT THE FUCK IS ESTP DOING HOLY SHIT I NEED TO STOP THEM –

Ne: Wait, let’s watch, maybe something totally unexpected could happen

Fi: No, we need to protect them!!

anonymous asked:

ENTP functions when they have a crush

Fe: FUCK I HAVE FUZZY FEELINGS FOR SOMEBODY AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Ti: Calm the fuck down, it’s normal. You have a crush.

Fe: A CRUSH?????

Ti: Calm down, dude. You’re embarrassing yourself in front of the other functions. Si, please, did we even have any pleasant experiences with this person?

Si: [flipping through a stack of papers] I believe I lost record of any such experiences.

Ne: Well, we can create new experiences with them then!

Fe: Wait, I have an idea.

Si: Oh boy.

Fe: LET’S FLIRT

Ne: Don’t do it don’t fucking do it you’re the tertiary function I swear to god –

(ENTP is flirting)

Ti: YOU FUCKING TWIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Fe: Trust me on this one

Si: Holy shit they’re blushing

Fe: WHAT DID I TELL YOU

Ti: Okay, everybody, please, calm the fuck down. You’re waaaaaay too loud for me.

Fe: OH MY GOD THEY ASKED US OUT?????

Ti: Lower your volume.

Ne: TIME TO THINK OF EVERY POSSIBLE DATE IDEA EVER

Ti: Shut up, Ne.