shymoose

shymoose asked:

Wait? Me? I couldn't hurt anything if I tried! ... Are you sure that's the only way to get you to fall asleep?

Sir. Look at my eyes. These are the eyes of a broken and miserable creature. Put me out of my misery.

shymoose asked:

*James comes up to the door, Snug's dress in his arms, having been carefully laundered, ironed and folded.* Snug, I came to return your dress!

Oh! *Snug smiled happily, opening the door for him* Come in James :3 How did you enjoy it? Did you buy some for yourself yet?

shymoose asked:

Fine, if you insist. I don't want this coming back to haunt me though. *hesitates a second and smacks his cheek*

*Falls to the ground and is out cold before he even makes contact with the floor.*

shymoose asked:

A few minutes ago. Get some sleep, Tavish. Staying up so long can't be good for you.

Knock me out, I won’t sleep without force at this point. Slap me. Right here. *Points at his cheek.*

shymoose asked:

*pets his head* Why not just close your eyes and take a few deep breaths for a minute or two? Give that brain of yours a little break. You deserve it.

If I did that, who would watch me watch the watchers? You must never stop watching them back, or else…. Or Else they… *Eyes roll to the side slight, and the mongoose starts to drool.*

shymoose asked:

... Three days? Maybe it's time you go to sleep? Even just a nap for an hour would do you some good.

Can’t sleep. Too tired to sleep. Unable to sleep. Have tried to sleep, but there was never any sleep. Sleep is a myth.

shymoose asked:

I thank you for that piece of advice. I'll make sure not to trust any horses from now on. You're an odd little fellow but I can see why Salu likes you.

Eeeeeyup. I get pretty odd around this hour. I haven’t slept in three days.

shymoose asked:

Right. Why on earth would horses make you think of drowning deaths? I mean, I guess they're pretty big and could kick you into the water or something...

Kelpies and The Brook Horse. They trick you into riding them, and then you can’t get off them, then they jump into the water and you drown. Horses man, don’t trust them.

shymoose asked:

You've seen that movie Black Sheep too often, haven't you? *He raised an eyebrow and held back a little chuckle.*

Horses also remind me of death as well. More or less death by drowning. Sheep on the other hand make me think of death in a church. Black Sheep was hilarious and has nothing to do with me not wanting to touch them.

shymoose asked:

*He stared at the mongoose for a second. To be honest, he wasn't sure what he'd been expecting.* ... Do you want to touch it?

No. Sheep remind me of death. *Scratches at the area around his collar.*