shylock's

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in which molly tells us how sherlock complained to her that john leaves him for a couple of days

(because shylocks asked for this and because i agree)

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You saved my life he says. I owe you everything.
You don’t, I say, you don’t owe me squat, let’s just get going, let’s just get gone, but he’s
          relentless,
keeps saying  I owe you, says Your shoes are filling with your own damn blood,
you must want something, just tell me, and it’s yours.
         But I can’t look at him, can hardly speak,
I took the bullet for all the wrong reasons, I’d just as soon kill you myself, I say.
You keep saying  I owe you, I owe… but you say the same thing every time.
          Let’s not talk about it, let’s just not talk.
Not because I don’t believe it, not because I want it any different, but I’m always saving
and you’re always owing and I’m tired of asking to settle the debt.
          Don’t bother.
You never mean it anyway, not really, and it only makes me that much more ashamed.
There’s only one thing I want, don’t make me say it, just get me bandages, I’m bleeding,
          I’m not just making conversation.

Wishbone by Richard Siken

A Shakespearean Character Guide to Dealing with an Annoying Roommate

Macbeth: Invite him to a sleepover. Then stab him.

Hamlet: Put on a play that outlines all of your roommate’s annoying flaws. Then stab him.

Romeo: Marry his cousin and try to start a new, peaceful relationship. When that doesn’t work, stab him.

Brutus: Petition your roommate to change for the better. Then stab him with 60 of your closest friends.

Othello: Talk to your friend about the problems you’re having with your roommate. Then strangle him.

Shylock: Make him sign a pound of flesh as collateral on your roommate agreement. Collect on it.

Cleopatra: Set a poisonous snake loose in his room.

Henry VIII: Marry him. Then cut off his head.

Homestuck Mashup 2
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Alright! It took me a while, but here’s the second Homestuck song mash-up! More of favorite songs from HS blended together!

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The songs and the approximate order in which they were used is:

1. Flare (Cascade Version)

2. Doctor / Savior of the Waking World

3. Percussion from Upward Movement (Dave Owns)

3. Showtime (Imp Strife)

4. Eternity Served Cold / Eternity’s Shylock

5. Encore

6. Explore

7. Segment from Upward Movement (Dave Owns)

I hope you like it!

  • Shylock: I guess I could wear one of my Hanukkah sweaters.
  • Antonio: Uh… I didn’t know you weren’t, uh, Christian.
  • Shylock: Yep. One might even say I’m Jewish.
  • Antonio: Oh, tha-that’s good for you. Tha-that’s wonderful. I respect all religions of the world.
  • Prince of Morocco: I’m Muslim.
  • Prince of Aragon: Jehovah’s Witness.
  • Portia: Atheist.
  • Antonio: The Lord is testing me.
Apparently, the deceased had liked candles. And long baths. I’m not judging. There’s a possibility I might enjoy a long bath myself occasionally. When Sherlock was alive I did a lot of running and fighting and sometimes I needed to relax and recuperate. And a bath is good for that. That’s a medical fact. So it makes sense. And essential oils and candles help with the whole relaxing thing. People might laugh. People did laugh when Sherlock told them I enjoyed having baths but I was fine with it. I’m still fine with it. Baths are good.