How to ruin your friendships 101:

Step 432: Show them everything in the Shrek tag on tumblr. Only use terrible grammar and talk about “OGRE HAVE LAYER onION lAYER LIKE ONION OGRE LAYERr”

Step 433: Make a joke. Then keep pushing it and pushing it and push it way past all acceptable boundaries. I.E, The aboxfullofhomestuck milk damara len anon crisis of 2013