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THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING IDEA FOR A VIDEO GAME I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

The idea of a puzzle game based around the idea of forced perspective just blows my mind, just watch the video. You will see what I mean.

You can download the demo here. You need to. I don’t care what you’re doing right now, you need to see this shit. It’s AMAZING.

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IS THAT FUCKING SIMON!?

WHAT THE FUCK THEY LITERALLY PUT A LET’S PLAYER INTO ALL-STARS RACING TRANSFORMED!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?

This is so fucking stupid

I mean, IT’S COOL. BUT THEY PUT SIMON INTO A GAME WITH SEGA CHARACTERS???? did sega like… Buy Yogscast or something?

This is still the best thing holy shit someone get me this I will love you forever I want to just sit there on the character select screen when Lauren wakes up just to see her face when she sees they put fucking Simon into a triple-A Racing game, man.

You can buy it here I mean it’s in aid of charity and all so you don’t have to feel like you’re TOTALLY wasting your money y'know

seriouslyiwantthatsobadsomeonebuyitfordashholyshit

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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK MY POKéMON GAME IS REBELLING GUYS HELP ME

I literally just popped open my 3DS and attempted to save the game, to which the game responded by freezing on the text “No”. The system has COMPLETELY locked up, I can’t even get it to power down. 

What the hell, Pokémon? WHAT THE HELL MAN!? Is this some kind of freaking power trip? Just save the game oh god.

Edit: Now it’s just a black screen, the system still won’t power down. What on earth!?

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THIS IS A REAL MOD

FOR THE IOS VERSION OF FLAPPY BIRD

I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD RIGHT NOW.

I just found this relic from my past. This wasn’t something I printed out just now for shits and giggles, no sir. This print-out is about six or seven years old now and I just found it while rummaging through some old school stuff.

You see; back when “The Game” (apologies) was first becoming a thing on the internet, 15 year old me thought it was the funniest shit ever. So he enacted a plan to spread the glory of “The Game.” He printed out over 200 copies of what you see above and spread them all over his high-school. Everywhere you could think of. Noticeboards, classroom doors, under many of the keyboards in our IT and Media departments… I even managed to put one up on the noticeboard in the teacher’s lounge.

My goal was to get as many people in school playing as possible without anyone finding out that I was the one spreading this hell into people’s lives. And I succeeded.

One fine day in Science class our teacher had stepped out for a few minutes, and as was customary people approached his laptop to fuck with it. What happened this time, you may ask? Why… Someone changed his desktop wallpaper to a poster for the 1997 movie “The Game” resulting in a vicious sigh from the entire class followed by many cries along the lines of “You fucking wanker” to the person who changed the wallpaper.

The teacher didn’t get the joke, but it was that day that I knew my job was done. I leant back in my chair and reveled in my accomplishment.

Then some other little shit took credit for spreading it. Fuck you, Daniel. Fuck. You.

JESUS

FUCKING

CHRIST


DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN UNDERSTAND THE HORRIBLE, FILTHY THINGS I WOULD DO TO OWN THIS!? DO YOU!?

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSION WITH THE UNION FLAG AND PUTTING IT ON FUCKING EVERYTHING!?

THERE IS A DALEK WITH A UNION FLAG ON IT

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

I NEED IT