Doctor Who meets Mulan: I’LL MAKE A COMPANION OUT OF YOU
Let’s get down to business,
to see time and space
Welcome to the TARDIS
You should see your face!
You’re just a gawping human girl
But you can bet before we’re through
I’ll make a first-rate companion
out of you.
All of the credit goes to shutupandgetinthetardis for writing these lyrics. As soon as I read them, I knew I had to.