This is one of my favorite stories. (Obviously, it's not the full story, but it's close enough.)
Alexander The Gr8:
*Heelys into Jerusalem. Takes off shutter shades* Hey Jewish ppl, I've like, totally conquered Jerusalem and stuff. So, uh, can you like, put a statue of me in the temple to your gods?
Sorry, we can't do that. We only believe in one god. But we can name every boy born this year Alexander after you.
Alexander the Gr8:
SWEET! Dude, that's awesomesauce! *Puts back on shutter shades and heelys away.*