shuttermutt  asked:

or you could write about loki turning into a kitten and cheer yourself up instead ;_________________________;

(lol doing everything and anything to not write this paper)


  • right okay because he’s really angry about being a kitten
  • so he’s running around and clawing up furniture and peeing on things because fuck all of you
  • And Thor is absolutely cooing over him no matter how many scratch marks he gets
  • because it’s cute as shit to him
  • (he probably fashions a little harness/cup thing so loki can ride around on his shoulder or at his hip or something)
  • Clint is, of course, a total dick about it
  • he buys a little kitty collar with a bell and a bunch of cat toys and treats and a little kitty sweater
  • (loki shits in his bed as a response)
  • Tony and Pepper have fucking joint heart attacks because Loki fucked up the lab and the nice italian furniture, respectively
  • When loki wanders into bruce’s lab with the intent of fucking shit up he just sort of pats loki on the head and goes back to work
  • loki is p. nonplussed by this total lack of reaction
  • so he takes a nap on bruce’s paperwork
  • (in his little kitty mind, this is a valid response)
  • However, kitty loki gets along best with Tasha
  • when she naps in her room with the blinds open he curls up with her in the sunbeam and naps too
  • they have matching judgemental stares
  • Tasha has far too much fun recreating the godfather with one of Pepper’s nice office chairs

shuttermutt replied to your post: im so invested in this au but i also l…

zayn would be an amazing persephone but harry would be awful! he would always be forgiving souls and letting them leave because “i just have to make sure my nana is okay!! then i’ll be back i promise!”

nooooooooo i love this so much 🙈🙈🙈 

shuttermutt replied to your post: shuttermutt replied to your post: shut…

i demand more kidfic. i demand more pregnant harry (leave me alone). it’s a short list of demands. someone should be able to meet it.

i remember the days i didn’t like kidfic and now i am literally crying at pictures of nick grimshaw with a baby like this is a life i lead. 

although once this au is done (tomorrow probs) i’m back on kidfic! kidfic forever, kidfic FOR LIFE. no one is preg though, very sad.
The one where Zayn can't stop acting like Harry's Boyfriend

author: shuttermutt

summary: So the thing is, Zayn sometimes forgets he’s not actually Harry’s boyfriend. It’s not a big deal or anything.

rating: mature

length: one shot

notes: i actually can’t believed i haven’t rec’d this yet! i love it!! (: -E

shuttermutt replied to your photo “very professional my first day of school. jorts are a staple of every…”

i forgot to ask when i was asking school questions earlier: what subject do you teach?

It’s hippie school so it’s not very cut and dry, it’s sort of a mix. I have an art and history background, so I vaguely focus on those subjects. I teach a section of something called Transdisciplinary, which is sort of our core class, it’s all subjects in one as viewed through a theme (our theme is revolution). So, for example, we’ll learn the science behind the heliocentric universe, and then explore its historical implications and also look at some religious writings and art prior to and post the acceptance of this revelation, and then do independent creative projects about it, and so on. I also teach a class called Microhistory which is about how small things create big changes (ie. the history of cheese, or syphilis, etc). I also do Studio Art and Girl’s Group (which is like Women’s Studies). 

shuttermutt  asked:

did that lotr thing seriously happen, holy fuck

Duuuuuuude. Here’s a rundown on Victoria Bitter.

Like, the LOTR and Harry Potter fandoms were frequently a hot mess. (Lol when I saw that documentary “Catfish,” I was like – uhhh, is it this guy’s first day on Internet???) There’s definitely a lot less large-scale fraud, sockpuppet mass conspiracy shenanigans, and faked death (limeybean’s disease!) happening in fandoms these days, so even if you hate your fandoms, at least there’s that???

No Damsels in Distress Here

By shuttermutt

Then he notices that his shoes are gone. “What the fuck, man? Why would someone take my shoes? Is there no decency left in this world?” They were his favorite chucks, too, goddammit. Doesn’t he lose enough clothing to the wolfy menace on a weekly basis?

Or: the one where Stiles totally saves himself.