shut-up-or-i'll-kill-you

  • 2p Italy: Let me open this meeting.
  • 2p America: The floor is yours.
  • 2p Italy: This is a place for peaceful conversation and discussions with the purpouse of making the world better and- Lutz?!? LUTZ ARE YOU TOUCHING MY FOOD? I GONNA KILL YOU! *Takes knife*
  • 2p America: Why you have a weapon dude???
  • 2p Italy: Shut up I'll kill you too!!
Wings of Fire book 6 first impressions
  • Moon: Shy, cute, stressed out, kinda depressed
  • Winter: Shut the fuck up or I'll kill you but I secretly care about everything you do
  • Qibli: There is a small hole in the wall, if things go wrong I bet I can squeeze through there.
  • Kinkajou: AAAHHHHH BOYS DRAMA FRIENDASSSKSJSHSBSGDH
  • Turtle: i leik fud
  • Me: *talking random facts about Marco Reus*
  • Friend: I don't Care, i am not listening
  • Me: *talking random facts about Mats Hummels*
  • Friend: Seriously? Keep your mouth shut
  • Me: *talking random facts about Mesut Özil*
  • Friend: DAMMIT SHUT UP BEFORE I'LL KILL YOU
  • Me: *talking random facts about Erik Durm*
  • Friend: AAAAAHHH, why are we even friends?!
  • Me: talking random facts about Mario Götze*
  • Friend: *lets me talk*