shut-up-or-i'll-kill-you

  • Souda: "So Kamukura, do you have any hobbies?"
  • Izuru: "Nanami is my hobby."
  • Fuyuhiko: "A person can't be a hobby."
  • Izuru: "A hobby can be something that brings meaning and purpose to one's life. That's what Nanami does for me." "Though I suppose saying that she is my hobby wouldn't be correct. Being in her company is my hobby."
  • Souda and Fuyuhiko: "...." *didn't expect for him to get so deep all of a sudden*
  • Izuru: *wonders why they went quiet* "Was I not clear?"
  • Souda: *scratches cheek* "I-It's not that. It's just a little surprising to hear how much you care about Nanami."
  • Fuyuhiko: *rubs back of neck* "You hardly talk about her so we assumed that you didn't like her or something."
  • Izuru: "...."
  • Souda and Fuyuhiko: *assumes they made him upset* "Ah.."
  • Souda: "B-But we get now that you really like her!"
  • Fuyuhiko: "Yeah, we understand now."
  • Izuru: "I can see why Nanami values you two."
  • Souda and Fuyuhiko: "Huh?"
  • Izuru: "You have an interesting dynamic and make a unique pair."
  • Souda and Fuyuhiko: *embarrassed*
  • Fuyuhiko: "Geez Kamukura, you can't just say shit like that out of nowhere."
  • Souda: *teases him* "Kuzuryu, what you getting all shy for?"
  • Fuyuhiko: "Shut the fuck up or I'll kill you!"
  • Izuru: *wonders if he said something wrong*
  • Chiaki: *walks over to them* "Hey Kamukura-kun, what are you guys talking about?"
  • Izuru: "We were discussing hobbies. I told them that you were my hobby."
  • Chiaki: *laughs nervously* "I don't think I qualify as a hobby."
  • Izuru: "To me, you qualify as many things, Nanami."
  • Chiaki: *blushes slightly* "Oh..." *pulls her hood over her head*
  • Izuru: *wonders why she is hiding* "Is something wrong?"
  • Chiaki: "Nothing!" *runs away*
  • Izuru: *watches her go* "...."
  • 2p Italy: Let me open this meeting.
  • 2p America: The floor is yours.
  • 2p Italy: This is a place for peaceful conversation and discussions with the purpouse of making the world better and- Lutz?!? LUTZ ARE YOU TOUCHING MY FOOD? I GONNA KILL YOU! *Takes knife*
  • 2p America: Why you have a weapon dude???
  • 2p Italy: Shut up I'll kill you too!!
Wings of Fire book 6 first impressions
  • Moon: Shy, cute, stressed out, kinda depressed
  • Winter: Shut the fuck up or I'll kill you but I secretly care about everything you do
  • Qibli: There is a small hole in the wall, if things go wrong I bet I can squeeze through there.
  • Kinkajou: AAAHHHHH BOYS DRAMA FRIENDASSSKSJSHSBSGDH
  • Turtle: i leik fud
  • Me: *talking random facts about Marco Reus*
  • Friend: I don't Care, i am not listening
  • Me: *talking random facts about Mats Hummels*
  • Friend: Seriously? Keep your mouth shut
  • Me: *talking random facts about Mesut Özil*
  • Friend: DAMMIT SHUT UP BEFORE I'LL KILL YOU
  • Me: *talking random facts about Erik Durm*
  • Friend: AAAAAHHH, why are we even friends?!
  • Me: talking random facts about Mario Götze*
  • Friend: *lets me talk*