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Pennywise x Fem! Reader head cannons

I’m probably going to hell for writing these, but idgaf. Keep in mind I’ve never written something like this before,  so I’m trying. Enjoy this trash.


1. Penny is over 7 feet tall, and the fucker uses it to his advantage all the time.

2. Penny is rather protective of his little girlfriend and often watches over you from afar in various different forms. Such as a bird or a dog.

3. Love is a VERY foreign concept to Penny, so he’s often clueless as to what regular couples do.

4. Penn wants affection from you, but he doesn’t know how to ask for it so he just creepily stares at you until you ask him what he wants.

5. Having never really been touched in a romantic way before, Pennywise is somewhat touch starved and is always craving cuddles and stuff from you.

6. When you and Penny first got together, he went through a short phase where he didn’t want to eat because he didn’t want to upset you.

7. You found this both heartwarming and upsetting because on one hand, it’s sweet that he’s willing to do that for you, but on the other hand, you don’t want him to starve. So you basically make him eat

8. When you have to be gone for a awhile, like at work, Penn comforts himself by going into your room and sniffing your clothes like a creep.

9. As creepy as it is, Penny likes to watch you sleep. He likes how peaceful and innocent you look.

10. You sometimes get a nasty surprise when Pennywise decides to show you his latest “catch”. He sets it next to your feet and then sits beside like a proud cat.

11. You just sigh and say “Penny why?”.

12. “Penny why?” Is basically you everyday dealing with Penny’s antics.

13. Penn makes various animalistic noises, such as purrs and growls.

14. You often feel more like a babysitter than his girlfriend, but then he cuddles up to you and your reminded why you fell in love with the big goofy creep.

15. Penny is the SLOPPIEST kisser on the planet. When he kisses you, you get a mouth full of weird alien tongue and a good portion of your face is covered in drool.

16. Over time, you get used to the weird, creepy shit that Pennywise does. So when he does something that would probably make someone else scream in horror, you’re just like “Penny again?”

What I will tell you that my favourite lesbian anime is: Revolutionary Girl Utena

What, if you got me drunk and honest enough, is actually my favourite lesbian anime: STRAWBERRY PANIC

  • Weiss: WHAT THE FUCK, YANG!?
  • Yang: I'm not in the mood, Weiss. *laying on the couch in a ball looking at her scroll.*
  • Weiss: YOU REALIZE YOU COULD GET ARRESTED FOR THIS, DON'T YOU?!
  • Yang: You are making this into a bigger deal then it has to be Weiss!
  • Weiss: HOW DID YOU EVEN PULL THIS OFF!? WAIT! ON SECOND THOUGHT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW! BECAUSE YOU HAVE GONE COMPLETELY INSANITY!
  • Yang: SHUT UP WEISS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IT LIKE!
  • Ruby: Good morning. *She greets as she walks by then with a yawned as she heads into the bathroom.* ... AAAAAAAAH! *Ruby screamed running and tripping over her feet while trying to pull up her sweat pant and kicks the door shut before getting up and shouting in fear at her sister and girlfriend.* THERE IS A PANTHER IN THE BATHROOM!
  • Yang: Yeah, that's Belladon.
  • Ruby: WHY IS THERE A PANTHER IN THE BATHROOM!?
  • Weiss: Because your crazy sister stole her from the zoo to coop with Blake being menagerie for a month!
  • Ruby: ... WHY DID A PANTHER!? YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A NORMAL BLACK CAT!
  • Yang: I MISS HER! BECAUSE I NEED SOMETHING JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AMAZING DEADLY AND CUTE AS MY BLAKEY!
  • Ruby/Weiss: *Staring at Yang like she grew a second hair Belladon walks out of the bathroom and cuddles up next to Yang who pets her telling her mommy with be home soon.* Oh my god, she thinks its her and Blake's baby.
  • Yang: SHUT UP! DON'T JUDGE ME!
  • Blake: *Opens the front door.* Hey Girls! I'm... *Stops when she see Yang and the panther.* ... Is... Is that a Panther?
  • Yang: ~BLAKEY-POO!~<3 *Glomps Blake and smothers her with kisses.*
  • Ruby: Hehe... Poo.
  • Weiss: NOT THE TIME RUBY!

What you said: I like metal

What normal people hear: I like to worship satan. That’s all I do everyday. Hail satan.

What metal heads hear: I listen to Sleeping With Sirens and Pierce The Veil, I know nothing about metal and I’m a poser

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Normal Fight: For True Story - Sonic vs. Shadow

Shadow’s Advantage: All Hail Shadow (Crush 40 Version thank god)

Sonic’s Advantage: Live and Learn

Me:

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everything I wanted in a (sub)boss fight with Shadow - a goddamn tribute to SA2.

Kat okay enough this is the last time you’ll draw 2P you’re clearly not awesome enough to draw it

But negative Kat this is for Sarah I drew it for her

God Kat you’re a pushover you’re basically her bitch

No shut up I’m being a friend also because her ideas are glorious

You should stop now

No, fuck you

Fuck you too

I talk to myself too much it’s scary. Anyway, 2P America/Belarus.

Oh shit I forgot to add the lyrics of the song that inspired me in the background

Too late to add it in oh well