shut up you liar

’ the most popular girls in school ’ sentence starters

i am so pretty.
who the fuck are you ?
i already know how things work around here !
that’s my fucking boyfriend/girlfriend, bitch !
i do not like you.
i feel indifferent towards you.
god, i hate her/him/them so much.
what ? huh ? that’s not true !
god, i wanna fucking murder you.
who the fuck said my handjobs were second-rate ?
i heard you were going around calling me a fucking liar !
fuck you.
shut the fuck up !
hey, more like.. uh, gay !
oh my god, are you going to try and nickname yourself again ?
stop trying to force your full house references on us.
suck my dick.
i’ll suck your dick right now.
dude, that was an expression !
the only thing you’re saying here is that you’re gay.
i’m not gay.. you’re gay !
don’t be a dick, bro.
jesus christ, is that a fucking gremlin ?
i told you to never talk about that ! god !
um, excuse me, i will cut a bitch.
you are totes creep.
why don’t you give me a fucking break, okay ?
what the fuck is that supposed to mean ?
listen, bitch, i don’t know who the fuck you think you are but i don’t give a fuck.
fuck off.
what the fuck is going on ?
you guys are assholes.
i swear to god, if this blows up in your face, you better believe i will take this megaphone and shove it up your ass !
yeah, that’s right ! walk away, like a bitch !
this is some bullshit right here !
you are fucking gross.
yeah ! dumb whore !
i was just trying to put myself into a coma so i wouldn’t have to listen to the two of you dipshits try and talk and breathe at the same time !
i don’t trust the bitch.
thank you for fucking up my entire life !
do you like making me look like a dickhole ? do you ?
the answer to a question i never asked.
so much technical jargon, jeezus louisus !
why are you guys so mean to me ?
you take that back, bitch !

  • <p> <b>Ajax:</b> Let's get the fuck outta here. Like, yesterday.<p/><b>Me:</b> Finally! Let's go! (OOC) I drag Ajax away.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Wait, what? Why?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Apparently I'm being dragged away.<p/><b>Doug:</b> You're not getting past [Gander], he can block the hallway.<p/><b>Scott:</b> I am, I am blocking the hallway.<p/><b>Me:</b> Why?? Move your fucking ass, Gander!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Whoa, wait a minute-<p/><b>Me:</b> Move your skinny, useless ass, Gander!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Whoa, wait, why are we getting out of here, why do you want to leave?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Okay, so, you ever hear of the Gemari?<p/><b>Me:</b> No.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Me:</b> No. You're a liar. Shut up.<p/><b>Gander:</b> I'm sure I have. I'm a pretty smart guy. I'm learned.<p/><b>Jon, to the DM:</b> Has he?<p/><b>DM:</b> With his previous recollection, he's a little hazy on the subject, but the name rings a bell.<p/><b>Ajax:</b> So, this is a Gemari cave.<p/><b>Me:</b> So?<p/><b>Helker:</b> What the fuck is a Gemari?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Kind of like an elf, but powerful. Like, a lot more powerful.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Magical powerful?<p/><b>Me:</b> Gonna-kill-us powerful?<p/><b>Ajax, pointing to me:</b> That kind of powerful!<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, Gander, move your skinny useless ass!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Whoa whoa wait a minute! Magical powerful?<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Magical, can-turn-invisible-and-kill-us powerful.<p/><b>Me:</b> Gander, I will bowl you over! Move!<p/><b>DM, to Jon:</b> Wait, let me clarify: are you associating the [inaudible]?<p/><b>Jon:</b> No. I'm associating the person who DISAPPEARED.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, because [inaudible].<p/><b>Jon:</b> Look. I saw her, she saw me and disappeared.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Wait, what, who, what, who disappeared?<p/><b>Me:</b> Gander! Move! We can discuss this upstairs!<p/><b>Gander:</b> Who disappeared?<p/><b>Me:</b> Roll to bowl Gander over! *rolls* What is that, a Strength check?<p/><b>DM:</b> Are you doing a Bullrush?<p/><b>Me:</b> Yeah, sure.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Are you Bullrushing me?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm trying to get past you with Ajax, because you are being an asshole.<p/><b>DM:</b> Your CMB versus his CMD.<p/><b>Me:</b> Uh, 19.<p/><b>Scott:</b> I'm 16.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, she pushes you five feet.<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm just trying to get past him.<p/><b>DM:</b> Well, he's not letting you.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Wait a minute, wait a minute-<p/><b>Me:</b> Moooove, we can discuss this upstairs! Gander, I will knock you out.<p/><b>DM:</b> *bursts out laughing*<p/><b>Me:</b> I am not joking around.<p/><b>Gander:</b> But wait a minute-<p/><b>Me:</b> No! We can discuss this upstairs! Get up the fucking rope.<p/><b>Gander:</b> Lady, calm down-<p/><b>Me:</b> No! This thing will kill us all!<p/><b>Gander:</b> What thing? What is it?<p/><b>Me:</b> I will explain upstairs.<p/><b>Scott:</b> Does she even know what it is?<p/><b>Me:</b> I just listened to Ajax describe it. It will kill us. *rolls* 11, I don't think I made it this time.<p/><b>Gander:</b> So, wait, Ajax, you saw somebody down here-<p/><b>Ajax:</b> Yeah, I did!<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, I'm going to roll to hurl Ajax over his head. What is it, roll my CMB versus Ajax's CMD to throw him over Gander's head? Ajax, I am going to make you like a baseball and throw you over Gander's head to get you to safety.<p/><b>Jay:</b> Fastball special!<p/><b>DM:</b> *sighs* Okay, Ajax, are you resisting at all?<p/><b>Jon:</b> No, I wanna get the fuck outta here. People turn invisible at will? I am getting the shit outta here!<p/><b>Me, rolling:</b> Uh, that's a total of 12.<p/><b>Gander:</b> I can turn invisible! It's no big deal!<p/><b>DM:</b> Where are you trying to throw him?<p/><b>Me:</b> Over here, by Helker.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, Lara, you can throw him in a 30-foot range increment.<p/><b>Me, counting off squares to rope:</b> Yup, I can make it!<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, well, Ajax, you are airborn.<p/><b>Jay:</b> Helker will step aside to let you through.<p/><b>DM:</b> Ajax, do you have any Acrobatics?<p/><b>Jon:</b> Well, I have a +2 miscellaneous modifier to it from being a hobbit.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, you can attempt a roll.<p/><b>Jon, rolling:</b> 14.<p/><b>DM:</b> Okay, you made it. You're on the ground behind Helker, you take a point of subdual damage.<p/><b>Jon:</b> I am getting up and scurrying up the rope.<p/><b>Helker:</b> What the hell is going on in there?<p/><b>Me:</b> Gander is being a fucking- he's gonna get us killed! *to the DM* What is it, a Dex roll to try to slip by Gander?<p/><b>DM:</b> You can try to overrun him.<p/><b>Me, rolling:</b> Ok, that's a Nat 1, I'm probably gonna knock myself over.<p/><b>Gander:</b> At a Nat 1, I stiffarm you.<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, Ajax is behind you. Go that way! Go fetch! That was the entire point of throwing Ajax, because you kept interrogating Ajax, so I thought you'd follow.<p/><b>Scott:</b> Wow, Gander is trying to stay calm.<p/><b></b> *whole party laughs*<p/><b>Me:</b> You can stay calm upstairs! How many times do I have to fucking say this?<p/><b>Gander:</b> The air starts swirling around me with my emotions.<p/><b>Me, rolling again:</b> 15, to try to get past.<p/><b>DM:</b> It's getting pretty windy in this tunnel for some reason.<p/><b>Me:</b> I do not give a fuck.<p/><b>Scott:</b> Your hair is blowing in the wind.<p/><b>Me:</b> I give even less of a fuck. 15 to get past Gander.<p/><b>Scott:</b> I got a 16.<p/><b>DM:</b> You're not getting past him.<p/><b>Me:</b> Move, Gander! Please!<p/><b>Scott:</b> ... I step aside-<p/><b>Me:</b> Thank you! I move up the rope.<p/></p>
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So I’m playing a otome “detective” game, that you have to find clues that the person you are dating is a liar or cheater. And the MC is full of sass and roasting. So i thought: Who’s the better roaster than Angelica Schuyler?
Then, i had the perfect idea.
ANGELICA SCHUYLOCK LET’S GO

  • *chanyeol gets run over by a stray bicycle rider trying to protect his band in the local park*
  • minseok: maybe you should move, chanyeol. there's a bike race going on and they're coming right for us and you've already been hit
  • chanyeol: tis but a scratch
  • minseok: ... a scratch? I'm pretty sure your leg is like extremely broken...
  • chanyeol: no it isn't
  • jongdae: why is your leg sticking out at a weird angle then?
  • chanyeol: ...
  • chanyeol: I've had worse.
  • jongdae: liar
  • chanyeol: shut up I must protect you from the bikers they're coming at us full speed
  • jongdae: chanyeol we're on the sidewalk we're going to be fine.
  • minseok: they're coming chanyeol and I usually wouldn't give a shit but I don't know how you're standing and you're literally in the middle of the street
  • chanyeol: *turns to the bike race limping* COME ON YA PANSIES

@towacity shut thTHW FUCK UP LIAR YOU HAD LIKE 1K!!! DIE

@levelclear GOD i remember that ti was fucking terrible but wow… 

i remember also i gained like 500 entire followers when i had the kiznaiver url (when the series was popular) but that was on my old blog lsdjljf

I’m so sick of Taylor Swift’s fans using the money, sales and awards card to ‘shut haters up’. You explain why she’s toxic, two-faced and a liar and they bring up all the money she made, all the awards she won, all the records she sold….

????

Donald Trump is a fucking millionaire, Bill Cosby won tons of Grammys and Emmys and Chris Brown has sold millions of records… so? What? Does that redeem them for being awful people?

Now, I’m not saying what she’s done is comparable to what literal shit (Trump) a rapist (Cosby) or an abuser (Brown) have done, I’m being hyperbolic to show a point.

Money and success don’t except her from criticism. Defending her wrongdoings with her accolades is just offensive tbh.