shut up vil

  • Rumple: Hmm I need a puppet and Emma's trust... I'll possess Hook. Clenching jaw, flashing eyes, rum, "love", I got this.
  • Rumple: Hmm I need Belle's trust... I'll dress up as Hook. And I'll do better this time, that's right, Rumplestiltskin the expert Hook lookalike.
  • Rumple: I need to charm the Queens of Darkness... better dress up as Hook.
  • Rumple: Out of ramen but no one can know I'm back... better dress up as Hook.
  • Rumple: Need to ask David a question... just gonna dress up as Hook.
  • Rumple: Oh no the window blinds are open and someone might happen by this remote cabin and look in... better dress up as Hook.
  • Rumple: I'm alone in my bedroom but there's a mirror and technically maybe someone could be looking through it... better dress up as Hook.
  • Cruella: omg mini man is that you
  • Cruella: are you pretending to be Hook again
  • Rumple: shut up I'm just practicing
  • Cruella: is it because he's taller than you? Then again everyone is...
  • Rumple: shut up
  • Cruella: or is it because he's devilishly handsome?
  • Rumple:
  • Rumple: I JUST WANT TO BE A HOT PIRATE THAT EVERYONE LIKES AND TRUSTS AND THAT CAN REACH THE TOP SHELF IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK