shut up nails

WTactualFUCK is going on. “We found the only way in.” (“Only way in is through the front door.”) “Place is shut up tight.” (“Place is nailed up tight.”) “*some variation of we can stay here for a while*” (“Maybe we stick around here for a while.”) *infinite tealights* (*infinite tealights*) OH LOOK A TRUNK. I’m done.

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

“Please don’t question my sympathies, Seira, Regis,” Frankenstein says with a smile, a smile they recognise. “I know not what it’s like to not fight to teeth and bone.” He steels himself to face Raizel’s face and smiles once more, genuinely, to the children. “You ask it of me; I cannot refuse.”

Remember Six Worlds Down? From the noblesse december event that I never finished? Time to suck it up and Finish It. 


Jaspar AU 3/? - High School

↳ Joe and Caspar are on opposite ends of the social spectrum - one is the school’s resident football celebrity, while the other can barely get people to notice him. But what happens when Caspar finds that he isn’t as invisible as he thinks he is? 

Featuring JJ as the overly-protective best friend.

Archer Christmas

Archer: Seriously, though, who throws a Christmas party in a church?

Lana: I don’t know, people who are celebrating the holiday for what it’s actually about?

Archer: What, Roman Saturnalia? A harvest festival that marked the Winter Soltice– the return of the sun– and honored Saturn the god of Sowing?! Yeah, I’m sure the nativity scene out front has the sun right and center, Lana.

Malory: Speaking of, if you make an ass out of yourself again this year, I swear to God

Lana: Uh–

Malory: –Shut up– I will nail YOU to a cross and have Cyril stab you in the rib with a spear.

Archer: First of all, it’s the Lance of Longinus. Second, what do you mean again?

Lana: Because last year you got smashed on stolen communion wine and fell into the Nativity Scene screaming–

-Flash Back-

Archer: *Wearing only a Rosary and his underwear.* MANGER ZONE!


Archer: … That blood of christ will really do it to you.

a bit of my nail polish just peeled without me noticing and i went to brush some hair out of my face and the peeling polish scratched me and it’s left a mark so i guess you could say my nail polish was looking pretty sharp hahahahaha no but it stings and i’m sad