shut up maggie

Not technically tagged but whatever

TAGGED BY: @generalscraggy (kind of) who wore ears in addition to the hooves, in case anyone was wondering. Tenth grade was a weird year for us all.

NAME: Maggie

NICKNAME: Depends on who you ask

STAR SIGN(S): Taurus

GENDER: female (cis)

HEIGHT: 5'0" because fuck my life

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight

FAVORITE COLOR: hot pink

TIME RIGHT NOW: 3:49am

CURRENT LOCATION: mah bed

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: hahahahahaha

LAST THING I GOOGLED: Don’t remember

NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: 1-6 (shut up I get cold okay)

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: I could write an essay. Ask me per fandom, not in general.

FAVORITE BOOK: I have no idea.

FAVORITE ARTISTS/BANDS: All Time Low and In This Moment

DREAM JOB: ancient cultural anthropologist

WHAT I’M WEARING: Slytherin Quidditch sleep shirt and underwear because pants and shorts are for the weak

RANDOM FACT: I was known as “Maggie, Wielder of the Magical Tampons” at a summer camp I attended for two summers

DO I HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS: nope

WHEN DID MY BLOG REACH ITS PEAK: I have no idea.

WHO IS MY MOST ACTIVE: this one

WHAT MADE ME DECIDE TO GET A TUMBLR: there wasn’t enough Hiccstrid fanfiction on any website I would normally go for fanfiction so I turned to google and discovered this really awesome writer who had to delete her blog a few months ago (still not over that shit man). But yeah I didn’t get one for like a week but I had her page open on my phone all the time so getting one officially seemed easier

DO I GET ASKS ON A DAILY BASIS: nope

WHY DID I CHOOSE MY URL: I was diagnosed with OCD when I was a kid and I’ve been obsessing over stupid things for years (like picking hairs off clothing and having the door closed at all times) and turns out that shit filters into fandoms too so yeah it’s a reference to how weirdly obsessive I am about fandoms

She’s doing the whole, “if I change to become the kind of girl I think he likes, he’ll like me!” thing. Okay, middle and high school girls, from personal experience, if you feel like you have to change to get someone to like you, stay away from them. That person is an asshole. Chances are they won’t end up liking you even if you do change, and if they do end up liking you after you’ve changed, then they’re not really liking you for you to begin with. They’re liking this version of yourself that you’ve created, and trust me when I say that that’s not fun. It’s exhausting to keep up. Just be yourself, and if whoever it is doesn’t like who you are, then they’re not even worth being friends with, much less dating. Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not for any reason.

Okay, maybe for job interviews and on college applications. But other than that, just be who you naturally are and if you think, even for a second, that you should change for someone (I don’t care if it’s the person you like, your best friend or even your parents), then tell them to fuck off because they’re not worth your time (but if it’s your parents you should probably not tell them to fuck off).

Okay rant over. I hope Erika gets her shit together because this is like going into a timewarp to twelve-year-old Maggie.