shut up lestrade he's my new boyfriend

  • Lestrade: ("I said he's with me"? He's never brought anyone to a crime scene with him before. He said he needed an assistant but I thought he meant one of my team? He asked specifically who was on forensics, after all. I didn't think he was just going to pluck someone at random to help him and that would be a bloody quick time to find someone to assist...)
  • Lestrade: ...
  • Lestrade: (...wait...unless...what if he means that this John bloke is WITH him with him? What if this is Sherlock's idea of a date? I mean, I always thought he was gay, does Sherlock have a boyfriend I didn't know about? And wasn't this John back at Sherlock's new flat? Are they moving in together? Isn't that moving a bit quickly-)
  • Sherlock: Shut up.
  • Lestrade: I didn't say anything-
  • Sherlock: You were thinking. It's annoying.
  • Lestrade: *looks at John*