shut up it's one of my favourites

Honestly one of my favourite trends in the Falsettos fandom is the whole:

Me: *long and passionate rant about a character/song/starring person

Cashier/taxi driver/phone operator: please leave

because it implies that we all have no one else to talk to about this amazing goddamn musical which is absolutely correct.

samhound  asked:

your 5 favourite flint and silver headcanons? either separately for each character or together as a couple? or both! depending on how much time you have :D

HA so for another meme a couple months ago, i did flintsilver (kind of), specifically orange silver, and cowboy silverflint, but i was never asked about regular silverflint??? so let’s go with that because my other answers haven’t really changed :)

Silverflint headcanons: 

1. They will both resort to kissing to shut the other one up during an argument that they know they’re losing.

2. Silver actually likes Flint’s shaved head. He likes how it feels under his palm, on his stomach, inside his thighs. And he loves watching Flint groom, watching him meticulously trim his beard and mustache, helping with the spots Flint can’t see on the back of his head or on his neck. He likes that he can be so close to Flint with a knife in his hand, and Flint will still close his eyes and tilt towards him, unworried.

3. Flint doesn’t realized he hadn’t slept soundly in at least a decade, until the first night he spends with Silver and is unconscious and drooling on Silver’s chest for almost eight hours. When he wakes up the next morning, he is completely disoriented with dry mouth and a dead arm, and he’s not yet sure where he stands with Silver. But Silver’s still asleep, with his arm around him and is chewing on his own hair in his sleep, and it’s the most awake Flint has ever felt in a very long time. 

4.  They both say “I love you” for the first time during a fight, but they’re both so concerned about making their next point that neither of them realize it until ten minutes after the fight is over, and then they’re both so flustered it takes them another couple days for either to bring it up again. 

5. If anyone were to ever ask Silver what his favorite thing about Flint is (though no one would ever ask), he would say Flint’s sense of humor, much to the confusion of whoever asked. If anyone were to ever ask Flint what his favorite thing about Silver is (though no one would ever ask), he would say Silver’s personality, much to the confusion of whoever asked. 

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Well that would explain why Diamond City Radio is always on, even at 4AM in the morning…

Poor Travis. Someone get him a blanket. Or a beer. Or just a hug.


Inspired by this post

HetaTube: The Awesome and the Piano Pansy
  • Prussia: *strumming with a broom* Gacha-gacha-geng-gen-gancha- OW! Why did you throw my flute at me!
  • Austria: So that you can regain whatever senses you lost. I'm going to start the video soon, so you better hurry up and-
  • Prussia: uh, idiot, the camera's already on... we're on live...
  • Austria: u-uh...
  • Prussia: okay, let's get started with our music video! I'm the lead so I'm going to go first! *plays the flute*
  • Austria: u-uh right! *plays the piano* *both play a wonderful melody of a symphony orchestra*
  • Prussia: wait, you did that part wrong.
  • Austria: what? That can't be right.
  • Prussia: yeah, I changed that part so then it'll match with mine.
  • Austria: why would you do that? I told you I liked that part the most!
  • Prussia: but it's stupid.
  • Austria: *gasps* how dare you! I'm going to show my anger by playing loud and deafening version of my favourite piano piece! *plays the song*
  • Prussia: oh yeah, you can't out beat me with loud music! *grabs harmonica and an electronic guitar* *starts playing extremely loud music*
  • Austria: ugh, your horrible playing is not close to my loudness, just annoyance!
  • Prussia: nuh-uh! I'm better! No one can be louder than this combo!
  • Germany: *charges into the room* WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP MEIN GOTT!!!
  • Austria and Prussia: ... Germany's louder...
  • Finland: no wait, please continue, I love your band and music~~
  • All of Europe: don't you dare.

Mossy Frogs: Convergent Crypsis

Alright, sit down, shut up, and let me tell you about some of the coolest frogs in the whole damn world. Someone sent an ask about my favourite example of convergence; this is way up there.

You may have heard of the Vietnamese Mossy Frog, Theloderma corticale, pictured top right in the figure above. This awesome little bastard is now quite common in the pet trade because of how bitching its camouflage makes it look. This is a really fucking awesome example of crypsis, because when these frogs are at rest among moss, they are almost imperceptible.

What makes it so hard to see? Well, for one, it’s fucking green. That’s pretty effective as camouflage when you live on moss. That green isn’t solid though, like a lame-ass Hyla arborea. No, it’s mottled with brown and other shades of green, to break up any solid colours. Next, it has spines all over and around its body, especially on the edges of its limbs. What do these do? They break up the outline of the frog. It doesn’t cast a frog-shaped shadow. This makes it much harder to spot, and is just generally awesome.

But this is Fuck Yeah, Convergent Evolution, not Fuck Yeah, Crypsis! (Yeah that’s a thing now too, I couldn’t help myself).

The green colour and spiny body, often with fringes around the limbs and body, has evolved in many many animals (including my favourites, the Uroplatus geckos).

The evolutionary pressure for this kind of crypsis is so great that incredibly similar structures and body shapes have evolved at least. seven. fucking. times. in at least four families of frogs! There may even be more but I don’t know all of the world’s frog species. These are just the ones I knew of already and a few added by Prof. Karen Lips and Dr. Jodi Rowley (two of the coolest herpetologists on the internet).

In Madagascar alone we have three convergences on this mossy crypsis: some frogs in the genus Spinomantis (Mantellidae:Mantellinae), including S. spinosa depicted above, and the aptly named S. phantasticus; a few frogs in the genus Scaphiophryne (Microhylidae:Scaphiophryninae); and Platypelis grandis (Microhylidae:Cophylinae). These three groups have few things in common, but chief among them is a predilection for moist mossy habitats.

The common ancestor of all seven of these radiations hopped the earth hundreds of millions of years ago. It was barely even a frog, let alone a fucking awesome moss mimic.

The similarity we see in these frogs can therefore mean only one thing: the evolutionary pressures they are experiencing (e.g. being eaten) are selecting for the same solution: bad-ass crypsis. And rather than re-inventing the wheel of crypsis, each group has found the same solution: textured skin to break up the shadow and outline of the body, and mottled green colouration to blend into the foliage.

The convergence is so extreme that you would be forgiven for thinking most of these species to belong to the same genus if you didn’t know they were from completely different sides of the earth.

Convergent evolution is the fucking best.

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PAUL SCHOLES 19 SEASONS // 19 QUOTES

whats in your bag? Albus Potter

I have plasters alot of them I fall off my broom quite alot.

I think teddy gave me these ones there really bright colours.

*gets kinda nervous and shy* ah my glasses

I really don’t like wearing them, they just don’t look good any way moving on

i also have snacks 

Some string cause you never know when you might need to tie someone up…

Wait!!! that came out wrong uhm lets move on 

My tie so i dont forget it …again

A letter from mum, she sent this one for my birthday *happy smile*

Some hair stuff to try and tame my hair it works sometimes 

Books lots of books these two are my favourites they are about space i really like space its interesting

My latest potions work 

It went wrong its not meant to be that colour I’m not very good at potions *rubs back of neck kinda self consciously*

some chap stick for..
* slytherin in the distance :for kissing *

*slowly going red*
It is not for kissing shut up!!!

A note for Scorpius but i’m not sure that i’m gonna give it to him.maybe one day i’ll be brave enough to give him it.

albus potter version of the whats in your bag. @kapitan5o
these are really fun to do :D
Remus lupin

anonymous asked:

Can you pretty please do some Alec and Clary headcannons?!?!

ah the fraywood brotp, where do I begin:

- clary and alec always insult each other, making snide comments whenever they can. but let me tell you if anyone else insults clary, alec will literally throw so much shade at them. clary does it to if someone insults alec.
- whenever they’re all gathered to watch a movie or even just to hang out, clary will always sit on the floor, in front of where alec is so he can braid her hair, a skill he’s learnt after years of helping izzy with her hair
- they’re always fist-bumping when something happens. clary manages to perfect a move in her training, fistbump. alec ends some stuck up clave member with just a few cold words, fistbump
- (they’re such bros, I’m telling you)
- alec always goes with clary when she’s trying to find new sceneries to draw, at first he’s like “whenever you go somewhere alone, you get yourself in trouble” but clary eventually figured out its because alec finds it really calming to just sit admiring the view around him, and he likes peeking over her shoulder to see her drawing, making appreciative comments
- for alec’s birthday, clary gives him a drawing of one of the places they found, his favourite one, and she frames it for him but tells him he doesn’t have to hang it up, but Alec’s like “no shut up, it’s going on the wall in my room”
- clary convinces alec to help her bake which he pretends he hates but he actually lowkey enjoys it. and it’s always funny seeing clary struggle to reach the ingredients on the top shelf. but it turns out alec is actually quite good at baking, and they’re always finding new things to try and learn how to make each week.

anonymous asked:

I believe you mentioned a blurb last night... I need it!! ASAP! 😏😍

Sorry for the wait! Here’s part 2 of Heartstrings. Enjoy.


Heartstrings - Part 2

[Read part 1 here]

You sat on your hotel bed, playing your guitar, a classical piece that you’d learned at university. You were a little more than halfway through when there was a knock at your door. Stopping, you laid your guitar on the bed before rising and crossing the room.

“Hi,” a beanie-capped Harry greeted you with a grin which you returned.

“Hey,” you said. “What have you been up to?”

You noticed the hoodie that Harry had gripped in his hand, his t-shirt marked with sweat.

“Just got back from a run. I was wondering if you’d like to go to dinner.”

“Um…dinner?” you blinked.

“Yeah. After I shower of course.”

Harry’s chest rose and fell with heavy breaths as he spoke, the same grin still on his face. You couldn’t help but bite your lip at how attractive he looked at that moment.

Keep reading

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“I’m depressed, as well, that I even have to go to the Apple Store, because I never wanted that for my life. I was perfectly content before. I was a non-iPhone user and I was happy. But like all non-iPhone users, eventually I gave in. I listened to them. I gave in to the iPhone nazis.”

x

Obviously, I Like You - Dirk/Todd

“I like you, Todd” Dirk randomly blurts out.

“What…? Really?”

“Obviously, yes! I realized you weren’t picking up any of my signs and that I had to be forward with you. So, I like you. And its the romantic kind, not the, you’re my favourite platonic Best Friend/Assistant kind.”

“What signs? The ones where you stalked me for week?”

“That was not because….. We were detectives, doing detectivities stuff!” Dirk tried his best to keep the Matter-Of-Fact frame work in that sentence. Todd, of course, thought it was funny.

“Detectivities stuff?”

“Yes that’s a thing, Todd. In some langue….”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you blush?” Todd smiled, amused by this rare expression of Dirk.

“Shut up! And, wipe that smug grin off your face! hmph. You’re being a kid.”

“I-? Yes, Dirk, I’m the kid in this scenario.”

“Yes, you and your big blue eyes and your childish behavior. Its embarrassing.”

“I don’t think so…” Todd disagrees with a smirk.

“Well….. Now you’re just being biased.”

“That’s… true.” Todd hesitated, “So you like me, as in, you have a crush, on me?”

“It’s silly, isn’t it? Not used to this kind of emotions.”

“Yeah…. me neither”

“Why? Who do you like?” Dirk snapped the question a bit to sharply.

“You, silly.”

“Oh….” Dirk laughs awkwardly, another blush appearing. “Obviously~”

“You’re a dork, you know that?”

“Yes, but I’m the best dork.”

Writing Prompt Masterpost 4.0

THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE YOUR OTP DOING:

-Going to a 24 hour drug store in the middle of the night
-Going to a theme park together
-One of them crying because their favorite character died and the other comforting them
-The smaller one sitting on the others lap and telling a story about their day
-One of them playing with the other’s hair as they rest their head on their lap
-The irresponsible one getting drunk and the responsible one insisting on driving them home
-Cuddling watching horror movies and one of them covering the other’s eyes during the scary parts
-Singing high school musical duets in the shower
-Having heated discussions about their fave superheroes/villains
-Arguing over what cereal to buy
-Making fun of each other’s nerdy underwear
-Prank calling each other
- Pulling lame pranks/making stupid bets on each other 24/7
- Fighting about who ate the last pop tart
- Having a water pistol/balloon fight inside
- Failing horribly at being functioning adults

OTHER OTP THINGS
-Which one put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom and immediately walk out again
-Which one waits at the airport with a sign that says “Huge Loser”
-Is the most affectionate?
-Big spoon/little spoon?
-Most common argument?
-Favorite non-sexual activity?
-Who is most likely to carry the other?
-Nicknames?
-Who worries the most?
-Who tops?
-Who initiates kisses?
-Who wakes up first?
-Who says I love you first?

MISCELLANEOUS AUS/INSPIRATIONS
-I’m sitting in my backyard by the pool/sunbathing when I sneeze. You say “bless you” and scare the hell out of me
-You’re the lifeguard at the pool and I pretend to drown so you can “save me” but it sort of back fires and now I’m banned from the pool for life but at least you walked me out and gave me your number
-I’m doing a road trip and ran out of gas. You’re a cop that was passing by and waits with me while I wait for AAA
-I get a sunburn so bad I can barely move but I have to go to the store to get aloe and you’re an employee and wince sympathetically when I go to pay for it (and when I get home I find out that you wrote your number on my receipt)
-I was trying to buy some candy from the vending machine but it got stuck and you saw and helped me get my candy out. 2 packets came out, but no you can’t have one
-We both wanted the last bit of orange chicken at panda express but while we were arguing over who got it someone else bought it
-We’re at a music festival and everything was fine until your fucking giant ass showed up, but when I hit your shoulder repeatedly to yell at you, you turned out to be super cute
-I went up to you at this bar to talk to you but it turns out that you just got dumped
-We’re both on different dates, but our dates ran into each other and it turns out they used to date You’re performing at an open-mic night and played a couple covers and one of the songs you played makes me cry every time
- Yoga
-I saw you in my favourite band’s merch and want to grab a drink?
-My pet rabbit slipped under your fence
-I’m going to fuckin reek you at scrabble I don’t care its 3 am
-I tripped and tried to grab onto something but I accidentally pulled your pants down with me
-I might be drunk right now but your house was the only one I remembered
-Shut your fucking mouth for a second or I’ll have to make out with you to shut you up
-You said you were going to cut your hair you didn’t say it’d look /that/ good.
-Apparently our mutual friend said to both of us they’d meet up with us here but they’re not here.
-You’re locked out of your place in your underwear and forgot your key
-I happened to glance into your window just in time to see you do a slamming’ air guitar solo
-Our building has a strict No Pet Policy and your cat will not stop meowing, I WILL report you
-The postal worker delivered your package to my place and I was expecting something so I totally didn’t look before I opened it and… wow that is um
-I live a block away from this pizza place that stays open until 2 am and you’re literally ALWAYS there
-I dropped my ring and you came to pick it up, but everyone thinks that you’re proposing
-I did not mean to leave the blinds open and change but now you’re staring at me
-The hotel gave me your suitcases by accident
-Annoying next door neighbor and you keep me up all night with your partying.
-You’re an underwear model and there’s a giant billboard of you across from where I work
-We live door to door and your loud singing in the shower every night annoys the shit out of me.
-We meet every day on our lunch break by the hot-dog stand and one time I forget my wallet
-Taxi cab driver/ passenger
-I work at an animal shelter and you come in looking for a pet pretty often.
-Voice actors and we have to voice a lot of romantic scenes
-Teachers at an elementary school and your class is super loud
-We took this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off
-I used to be the best baker in the neighborhood but then you showed up at with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm.
-Laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams.
-You’ve won best costume for the past three years. This year I am wearing the best costume ever.
Bonus: Wait you actually look really cute. When did you turn hot? What the fuck?
-Everyone pretty much thinks we’re dating, so if you’re up for it why the hell not?
-I was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting Romeo and Juliet at me.
-I spilled my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you.
-We had an impromptu rap duet in the middle of the party.
-You kept asking everyone to play the cha cha slide, then passed out when the song started.
-You keep shouting “THIS IS MY JAM” at every song that comes on.
-Whenever you saw me you’d shout ‘WHOOOOOOOOO’ really loudly and then do finger guns at me before walking off
-You thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you. Now you’re shirtless and grinding on me.
-You start singing the national anthem when it got really quiet.
-You threw up on my shoes Bonus: twice/again
-We live in adjacent apartments and one day I accidentally knocked a hole in the wall
-Cosplayers that somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ships –You and I both got arrested for holding up traffic to let a duck with ducklings cross the
-We bonded on the train through our mutual exasperation at another Spiderman reboot.
-I work at a fruit store and you come in at almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves then leave, but today you made the apples spell “call me"
- I just fell face first into your crotch and this is really awkward
-We were both hanging out at the bar I was eyeing you, but someone else came along and hit on you and now I’m pretending to be your bf/gf because you are obviously disgusted.
-Didn’t notice you until our dogs started randomly making love in the street
-I saw you getting robbed so I tried to help but you thought I was the thief and you punched me.
-My friend dragged me to the nude beach, but I’m fully dressed and you’re not.
-I was pulled over because you thought I was drunk, but I’m not, I’m just really frustrated.
-We’re both single parents and our kids hate each other
-I called you hot and randomly made out with you on the street for a YouTube video, but you made out with me back so I don’t know what to do now
-Kiss Cam at a baseball game
-You fell asleep in public and started sleep talking, I tried to wake you up but now I have a bleeding nose.
- I thought you were a robber trying to get into my neighbor’s house and I called the cops on you, turns out your brother is late and you don’t have a key
-Our older siblings are graduating and we met at the ceremony but our families think we’re dating.
-You work at the drive through and your voice is just so attractive.
-I just have thoughts that you’re a really good hugger and so I just hugged you
-We have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag
-We’re at a friend’s wedding and we happen to be the few single ones without dance partners
-You’re the only other person in the theatre in this movie so why not sit together?
-Book club
-Adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people
-I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
-I can hear you sneezing through the walls and I brought some chicken noodle soup over for you

HIGH SCHOOL/ COLLEGE AUS
-When I agreed to this road trip I had no idea you were coming along and now I have to sit next to you for 8 hours.
-You are literally perfect at everything and I’m just a mess when it comes to… um, everything.  Can you help me finish this paper for lit?
-You’re really bad at beer pong but you do this really cute dance before you throw the ball so I’m letting you stay on my team.
-Our mutual friend dared us both to chug a whole pint of beer and I’m not letting you beat me.
-We both grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer
-Your sister is throwing this huge sleepover in your basement and as I look around your kitchen for snacks you come down the stairs wearing nothing but a pair of low sweatpants
-Best friend’s little sister but I kissed you at a party
-My friends dared me I couldn’t get a date with you. I keep bugging you until you say yes. Bonus: you find out about the dare/ I realize I like you
-Pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend to make my ex jealous.
-Class clown finds me in the back of the library bawling my eyes out because my boyfriend/girlfriend just dumped & shit stop making me laugh I’m supposed to be sad
-Cramming until 3 in the morning and having to sleep over at each other’s house.
-The classic Lab Partner. Bonus: Now we always choose each other
-I don’t like changing in front of people in the locker room can you cover me from now on?
-Detention/Summer School
-I’m stuck in my locker and you’re the only one in the hall.
-None of my friends are good at math and I need a tutor.
-I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse.
-I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it
-We were both skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now were hiding in a cramped stall
-I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine
-You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone but we never talk
-I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you. Bonus: You make two lunches every morning and give one of them to me every day
-I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations Alternative.: Someone wrote cute notes in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting
-Our friends grouped up for prom but we’re the only two without a date let’s hang out
-I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made breakfast for the both of us. Bonus: I made breakfast because I felt guilty
-I heard prom tickets are cheaper with a date can we go together just for cheaper tickets
-You’re always inviting me to “study” with you but you know all the fucking answers already
-I notice you’re sketching a lot on this bus Bonus: Is that me?
-I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
-You’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about
-Team leaders at a summer camp Bonus: You may be hot, but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust.
-We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
-I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
-I have a service dog and you’re failing because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
-Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my goal to cheer louder than you
-I thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so I casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you.
-I accidentally flooded the laundry room
-I took a bunch of free condoms from health services and they all fell out of my bag at once
-The cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while I was getting froot loops and you blame me.
-We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out Bonus: We’re still arguing outside of class
­-Your RA almost sight your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
- Hey I just followed my friend to your friend’s house but now they’re screwing really loudly in the other room, want to go do something else?
- You and I ride the same bus home every day but never talk but then you fell asleep and sorry to wake you up but it’s your stop next
-Your headphones aren’t plugged in at the library and you’re listening to a hardcore smut thing.
-I was taking photos for my college class but your ass got in one of the shots and you know it
-I don’t know you but they just paired us up for the haunted house and I’m not good with scary stuff

ROYAL AUS

-Your country’s trying to take over my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive.
-We’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met
-Prince/ss + servant, not supposed to hang out, but fall in love anyways Alt.: Bodyguard, Knight
-Prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of in college pretending not to be royal, another student always calling me out on my bs
-My country’s going through some issues so I’m in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me

ASSHOLE AUS
-You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time Bonus: I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but you’re hot.
-Barista and the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time. I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day. Alternative: I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are.
-We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out.
-I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it”.
-I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the community bookstore.
-I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you.
-You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and cleverer.
-Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store.

AIRPORT AUS
-We accidentally switched our suitcases from the airport terminal.
-I fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up.
-Author of book gets seated next to someone reading their book
-Bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about.
-You fell asleep and I started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple
-I’m afraid of flying and you were incredibly helpful
-I made a horrible first impression at the gate or in line for airport food but now we’re sitting next to each other.

THIS PROMPT
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
“I can’t,” the immortal says.
“Why not?” the lover asks.
“I’m already sharing my power.”
“With who?”
The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

OR THESE
-Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself. Then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
-World is black and white until you receive the first touch from your soulmate  Bonus: Colors only exist when they’re with you
-Imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century
-Merperson caught in a fisher’s net.
-Rival dragon riders.
-Bumped into each other while watching a street magic performance.
-Got drunk and broke into a dragon guarded tower together.
-Stole a sacred artifact from a witch and now I have to hunt you down.
-Well, you try talking some sense into the bridge troll.
-Pegasus joy riding.
-Werewolf gladiators.
-Your kiss broke a sirens spell.
-My folks are making you steal a griffin feather to prove your love but that’s not stopping me from going with you.
-I just fell in love with my magic mirror.
-Kidnapped by a band of magical golden hearted thieves.
-First pet dragon.

STARTERS
-Who the hell are you and why you are on my laptop
-Did you actually just blue shell me on our date, you fucker?
­-Um, hi.  Are you the one using my Wi-Fi?
-I know you hate cats, but you’re personality literally speaks cat, so I got you one. No you’re not gonna give it back to me.
-I have a confession to make, I keep coming back to this diner every Wednesday night -no, not for the dinner special. But because I’ve been having problems and the sound of your singing literally touches my soul.
-Okay dude, I’m sorry that you want to put a poster for your band up right there, but I want to put up a flyer for my lost cat, so I think I win.
-Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
-Hey can I borrow a dollar?
-Um, this isn’t your dorm-? Oh, okay. Yeah, um, sure you could totally sleep on my bed.  That’s totally, just feel right at home

Sources: (because there’s no way I thought of all of these on my own.Some of the sources no longer exist or have changed urls so they’re not included)
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anonymous asked:

Blink!

I’m guessing you mean Blink-182?? You mean my actual CHILDREN????

favourite song:
I couldn’t just pick one so here’s a list-
• Adam’s Song
• Feeling This (fun fact this song made me realize I was bi ??)
• I Miss You (my go-to break up song)
• Dick Lips
• Shut Up
• Carousel
• First Date
• Parking Lot
- and a bunch I’m forgetting. I love this band sm b y e


least favourite song:
None, every song is good in its own way. Yes even Family Reunion.

have i ever seen them live:
no BUUUT I may see them soon,, hopefully 👀

favourite band member:
Ummm I love them all?? They’re my parents??? My actual babies????

least favourite band member:
Suddenly I can’t read,,

how many of their albums you have:
I have all of them except Buddha and California ;^;

favourite album:
Ugh, um.. it’s between their self-titled and Take Off Your Pants and Jacket like wow what Iconic™ albums, the height of pop punk right here guys,,

also I’m gonna take the time to point out that I have a blog for this band,, here -> @blonk-128

Okay I had the anon ask and instead of responding to it, I deleted it. So here, dear anon wondering on what I base the idea that Genos can feel anything on.

ALERT! ALERT! Genos is like the worst subject to ask me on, I can hardly shut up when prompted. I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT SHORT I PROMISE.

If I had to pinpoint a one scene that makes me think he has sense of touch, it would be this one.

Genos felt being patted and turned around. There. That’s a sense of touch. Another one would be in the same episode with shaking a hand for example. And that he was given a sense of taste, a very redundant sense when you’re not having normal digestive tract that can get poisoned. The only reason he was given this ability is to raise his quality of life [his doctor wants to let him live like a human would]. Sense of touch, which gives us spatial awareness, is much more crucial in life than taste. And also increases the quality of life. I believe that one would be a priority in development

He probably don’t “feel” exactly the same compared to human. It might be dulled, weaker. Possibly the black sheathing material that acts as the skin outside of his face is sensory-wise similar to skin. Or not. But since it has to be linked to the same area of the brain that registers it, the workings might not be the same, but Genos might no longer be able to tell the difference


But then if he has sense of touch he should feel pain, and we all know he gets reduced to scrap routinely and shrugs it off like nothing happened!

It depends how supporting systems governing his body handle it. He might not feel pain. He may be able to feel pain, but the moment he engages in combat, a special overrides prevents him from feeling. And perhaps, it’s not 100% always working and a heavy damage can go through that override

Like in that robo-guro scene. He’s not looking like ready to shrug off it off there. Also we know from that scene that he has fairly normal looking skeleton, and realistic looking synthetic muscles.


Yeah I tried to keep it short. I TRIED. I could ramble on and on, because I’ve been big on cyberpunk at one point. My flatmate is even better because he’s focusing on prosthetics [what we can already do, and what me might be able to do in near future].

TL;DR  I have a ton of headcanons on how Genos body work, that’s like one of my favourite subject to ponder on. /sigh/ I’m hopeless

Also the post here is absolutely amazing when it comes to this subject and I recommend reading it.