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PAUL SCHOLES 19 SEASONS // 19 QUOTES

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Well that would explain why Diamond City Radio is always on, even at 4AM in the morning…

Poor Travis. Someone get him a blanket. Or a beer. Or just a hug.


Inspired by this post

whats in your bag? Albus Potter

I have plasters alot of them I fall off my broom quite alot.

I think teddy gave me these ones there really bright colours.

*gets kinda nervous and shy* ah my glasses

I really don’t like wearing them, they just don’t look good any way moving on

i also have snacks 

Some string cause you never know when you might need to tie someone up…

Wait!!! that came out wrong uhm lets move on 

My tie so i dont forget it …again

A letter from mum, she sent this one for my birthday *happy smile*

Some hair stuff to try and tame my hair it works sometimes 

Books lots of books these two are my favourites they are about space i really like space its interesting

My latest potions work 

It went wrong its not meant to be that colour I’m not very good at potions *rubs back of neck kinda self consciously*

some chap stick for..
* slytherin in the distance :for kissing *

*slowly going red*
It is not for kissing shut up!!!

A note for Scorpius but i’m not sure that i’m gonna give it to him.maybe one day i’ll be brave enough to give him it.

albus potter version of the whats in your bag. @kapitan5o
these are really fun to do :D
Remus lupin

I finished the released episodes of samurai jack. Im internally screaming. I need to chill. I can’t chill. I need to scream

Originally posted by perpetuallrh

anonymous asked:

Can you pretty please do some Alec and Clary headcannons?!?!

ah the fraywood brotp, where do I begin:

- clary and alec always insult each other, making snide comments whenever they can. but let me tell you if anyone else insults clary, alec will literally throw so much shade at them. clary does it to if someone insults alec.
- whenever they’re all gathered to watch a movie or even just to hang out, clary will always sit on the floor, in front of where alec is so he can braid her hair, a skill he’s learnt after years of helping izzy with her hair
- they’re always fist-bumping when something happens. clary manages to perfect a move in her training, fistbump. alec ends some stuck up clave member with just a few cold words, fistbump
- (they’re such bros, I’m telling you)
- alec always goes with clary when she’s trying to find new sceneries to draw, at first he’s like “whenever you go somewhere alone, you get yourself in trouble” but clary eventually figured out its because alec finds it really calming to just sit admiring the view around him, and he likes peeking over her shoulder to see her drawing, making appreciative comments
- for alec’s birthday, clary gives him a drawing of one of the places they found, his favourite one, and she frames it for him but tells him he doesn’t have to hang it up, but Alec’s like “no shut up, it’s going on the wall in my room”
- clary convinces alec to help her bake which he pretends he hates but he actually lowkey enjoys it. and it’s always funny seeing clary struggle to reach the ingredients on the top shelf. but it turns out alec is actually quite good at baking, and they’re always finding new things to try and learn how to make each week.

anonymous asked:

I believe you mentioned a blurb last night... I need it!! ASAP! 😏😍

Sorry for the wait! Here’s part 2 of Heartstrings. Enjoy.


Heartstrings - Part 2

[Read part 1 here]

You sat on your hotel bed, playing your guitar, a classical piece that you’d learned at university. You were a little more than halfway through when there was a knock at your door. Stopping, you laid your guitar on the bed before rising and crossing the room.

“Hi,” a beanie-capped Harry greeted you with a grin which you returned.

“Hey,” you said. “What have you been up to?”

You noticed the hoodie that Harry had gripped in his hand, his t-shirt marked with sweat.

“Just got back from a run. I was wondering if you’d like to go to dinner.”

“Um…dinner?” you blinked.

“Yeah. After I shower of course.”

Harry’s chest rose and fell with heavy breaths as he spoke, the same grin still on his face. You couldn’t help but bite your lip at how attractive he looked at that moment.

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so this waffle brightsunnydaysofcastamere just tagged me so here we go

Rules: Answer the 20 questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you’d like to get to know better.

Name: tamara
Nicknames:mara, maroshka, tammy, tamtam, senhora/madame(these are the nicknames my crush gives me, yes i am one of those obnoxious people who never shuts up about their crush but i never shut up about my hamster so its kewl)
Zodiac sign: aries sun, gemini moon, chinese zodiac:pig
Height: 160cm, 5′2
Orientation: haha idk i always get lost in the forest
Ethnicity: caucasian
Favourite Fruit: blackberries
Favourite Season: spring…my time has come
Favourite Book Series: harry potter and a song of ice and fire
Favourite Flower: poppies
Favorite Scent: candy store
Favorite Color: lilac
Favorite Animal: dragons, jellyfish, seahorses and octopuses. i am alsovery afraid of three of these
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: hot cocoa
Average Sleep Hours: 7 or 8
Favorite Fictional Characters: my soulmate
Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 2
Dream Trip: japan, greece, brazil
Blog Created: december 9th 2014
Number of Followers: 5920

I tag: @leaf-of-legend(yeah i already know u well but i dont know what ur favorite flower is and thats important info) @sometimes-lifes-ok @whenpetergrewup @jonnyoid @ares-bellipotent @vikingofficial 

now imma tag people in my activity that i dont know at all…yall can hmu sometime: @jefflamangosta @littleuseless @some-penguins @wryterofworlds @plzzapunk @sprinklesandsnowflakes @ravenshadow17 @olphira @belzarvie @somesayimvauge @krist0pher @5p00ky54ry5k313t0n5 @milfvevo @super-fails

Obviously, I Like You - Dirk/Todd

“I like you, Todd” Dirk randomly blurts out.

“What…? Really?”

“Obviously, yes! I realized you weren’t picking up any of my signs and that I had to be forward with you. So, I like you. And its the romantic kind, not the, you’re my favourite platonic Best Friend/Assistant kind.”

“What signs? The ones where you stalked me for week?”

“That was not because….. We were detectives, doing detectivities stuff!” Dirk tried his best to keep the Matter-Of-Fact frame work in that sentence. Todd, of course, thought it was funny.

“Detectivities stuff?”

“Yes that’s a thing, Todd. In some langue….”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you blush?” Todd smiled, amused by this rare expression of Dirk.

“Shut up! And, wipe that smug grin off your face! hmph. You’re being a kid.”

“I-? Yes, Dirk, I’m the kid in this scenario.”

“Yes, you and your big blue eyes and your childish behavior. Its embarrassing.”

“I don’t think so…” Todd disagrees with a smirk.

“Well….. Now you’re just being biased.”

“That’s… true.” Todd hesitated, “So you like me, as in, you have a crush, on me?”

“It’s silly, isn’t it? Not used to this kind of emotions.”

“Yeah…. me neither”

“Why? Who do you like?” Dirk snapped the question a bit to sharply.

“You, silly.”

“Oh….” Dirk laughs awkwardly, another blush appearing. “Obviously~”

“You’re a dork, you know that?”

“Yes, but I’m the best dork.”

@pureren replied to your post: 
the fact that u posted this right after talking abt finishing voltron has me blessed bc my main fandom is voltron and now i can lowkey hope that one of my ultimate favourite blogs on this website will post some voltron from time to time too l;asdkas more content for my multifandom ass lmAO its your blog, post whatever you want!

would you believe that the last push was actually me watching voltron bc sheith owns my enitre ass and i physically can’t shut up about them sdhbwfjf so yes definitely expect some voltron!!

Writing Prompt Masterpost 4.0

THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE YOUR OTP DOING:

-Going to a 24 hour drug store in the middle of the night
-Going to a theme park together
-One of them crying because their favorite character died and the other comforting them
-The smaller one sitting on the others lap and telling a story about their day
-One of them playing with the other’s hair as they rest their head on their lap
-The irresponsible one getting drunk and the responsible one insisting on driving them home
-Cuddling watching horror movies and one of them covering the other’s eyes during the scary parts
-Singing high school musical duets in the shower
-Having heated discussions about their fave superheroes/villains
-Arguing over what cereal to buy
-Making fun of each other’s nerdy underwear
-Prank calling each other
- Pulling lame pranks/making stupid bets on each other 24/7
- Fighting about who ate the last pop tart
- Having a water pistol/balloon fight inside
- Failing horribly at being functioning adults

OTHER OTP THINGS
-Which one put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom and immediately walk out again
-Which one waits at the airport with a sign that says “Huge Loser”
-Is the most affectionate?
-Big spoon/little spoon?
-Most common argument?
-Favorite non-sexual activity?
-Who is most likely to carry the other?
-Nicknames?
-Who worries the most?
-Who tops?
-Who initiates kisses?
-Who wakes up first?
-Who says I love you first?

MISCELLANEOUS AUS/INSPIRATIONS
-I’m sitting in my backyard by the pool/sunbathing when I sneeze. You say “bless you” and scare the hell out of me
-You’re the lifeguard at the pool and I pretend to drown so you can “save me” but it sort of back fires and now I’m banned from the pool for life but at least you walked me out and gave me your number
-I’m doing a road trip and ran out of gas. You’re a cop that was passing by and waits with me while I wait for AAA
-I get a sunburn so bad I can barely move but I have to go to the store to get aloe and you’re an employee and wince sympathetically when I go to pay for it (and when I get home I find out that you wrote your number on my receipt)
-I was trying to buy some candy from the vending machine but it got stuck and you saw and helped me get my candy out. 2 packets came out, but no you can’t have one
-We both wanted the last bit of orange chicken at panda express but while we were arguing over who got it someone else bought it
-We’re at a music festival and everything was fine until your fucking giant ass showed up, but when I hit your shoulder repeatedly to yell at you, you turned out to be super cute
-I went up to you at this bar to talk to you but it turns out that you just got dumped
-We’re both on different dates, but our dates ran into each other and it turns out they used to date You’re performing at an open-mic night and played a couple covers and one of the songs you played makes me cry every time
- Yoga
-I saw you in my favourite band’s merch and want to grab a drink?
-My pet rabbit slipped under your fence
-I’m going to fuckin reek you at scrabble I don’t care its 3 am
-I tripped and tried to grab onto something but I accidentally pulled your pants down with me
-I might be drunk right now but your house was the only one I remembered
-Shut your fucking mouth for a second or I’ll have to make out with you to shut you up
-You said you were going to cut your hair you didn’t say it’d look /that/ good.
-Apparently our mutual friend said to both of us they’d meet up with us here but they’re not here.
-You’re locked out of your place in your underwear and forgot your key
-I happened to glance into your window just in time to see you do a slamming’ air guitar solo
-Our building has a strict No Pet Policy and your cat will not stop meowing, I WILL report you
-The postal worker delivered your package to my place and I was expecting something so I totally didn’t look before I opened it and… wow that is um
-I live a block away from this pizza place that stays open until 2 am and you’re literally ALWAYS there
-I dropped my ring and you came to pick it up, but everyone thinks that you’re proposing
-I did not mean to leave the blinds open and change but now you’re staring at me
-The hotel gave me your suitcases by accident
-Annoying next door neighbor and you keep me up all night with your partying.
-You’re an underwear model and there’s a giant billboard of you across from where I work
-We live door to door and your loud singing in the shower every night annoys the shit out of me.
-We meet every day on our lunch break by the hot-dog stand and one time I forget my wallet
-Taxi cab driver/ passenger
-I work at an animal shelter and you come in looking for a pet pretty often.
-Voice actors and we have to voice a lot of romantic scenes
-Teachers at an elementary school and your class is super loud
-We took this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off
-I used to be the best baker in the neighborhood but then you showed up at with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm.
-Laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams.
-You’ve won best costume for the past three years. This year I am wearing the best costume ever.
Bonus: Wait you actually look really cute. When did you turn hot? What the fuck?
-Everyone pretty much thinks we’re dating, so if you’re up for it why the hell not?
-I was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting Romeo and Juliet at me.
-I spilled my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you.
-We had an impromptu rap duet in the middle of the party.
-You kept asking everyone to play the cha cha slide, then passed out when the song started.
-You keep shouting “THIS IS MY JAM” at every song that comes on.
-Whenever you saw me you’d shout ‘WHOOOOOOOOO’ really loudly and then do finger guns at me before walking off
-You thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you. Now you’re shirtless and grinding on me.
-You start singing the national anthem when it got really quiet.
-You threw up on my shoes Bonus: twice/again
-We live in adjacent apartments and one day I accidentally knocked a hole in the wall
-Cosplayers that somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ships –You and I both got arrested for holding up traffic to let a duck with ducklings cross the
-We bonded on the train through our mutual exasperation at another Spiderman reboot.
-I work at a fruit store and you come in at almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves then leave, but today you made the apples spell “call me"
- I just fell face first into your crotch and this is really awkward
-We were both hanging out at the bar I was eyeing you, but someone else came along and hit on you and now I’m pretending to be your bf/gf because you are obviously disgusted.
-Didn’t notice you until our dogs started randomly making love in the street
-I saw you getting robbed so I tried to help but you thought I was the thief and you punched me.
-My friend dragged me to the nude beach, but I’m fully dressed and you’re not.
-I was pulled over because you thought I was drunk, but I’m not, I’m just really frustrated.
-We’re both single parents and our kids hate each other
-I called you hot and randomly made out with you on the street for a YouTube video, but you made out with me back so I don’t know what to do now
-Kiss Cam at a baseball game
-You fell asleep in public and started sleep talking, I tried to wake you up but now I have a bleeding nose.
- I thought you were a robber trying to get into my neighbor’s house and I called the cops on you, turns out your brother is late and you don’t have a key
-Our older siblings are graduating and we met at the ceremony but our families think we’re dating.
-You work at the drive through and your voice is just so attractive.
-I just have thoughts that you’re a really good hugger and so I just hugged you
-We have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag
-We’re at a friend’s wedding and we happen to be the few single ones without dance partners
-You’re the only other person in the theatre in this movie so why not sit together?
-Book club
-Adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people
-I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
-I can hear you sneezing through the walls and I brought some chicken noodle soup over for you

HIGH SCHOOL/ COLLEGE AUS
-When I agreed to this road trip I had no idea you were coming along and now I have to sit next to you for 8 hours.
-You are literally perfect at everything and I’m just a mess when it comes to… um, everything.  Can you help me finish this paper for lit?
-You’re really bad at beer pong but you do this really cute dance before you throw the ball so I’m letting you stay on my team.
-Our mutual friend dared us both to chug a whole pint of beer and I’m not letting you beat me.
-We both grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer
-Your sister is throwing this huge sleepover in your basement and as I look around your kitchen for snacks you come down the stairs wearing nothing but a pair of low sweatpants
-Best friend’s little sister but I kissed you at a party
-My friends dared me I couldn’t get a date with you. I keep bugging you until you say yes. Bonus: you find out about the dare/ I realize I like you
-Pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend to make my ex jealous.
-Class clown finds me in the back of the library bawling my eyes out because my boyfriend/girlfriend just dumped & shit stop making me laugh I’m supposed to be sad
-Cramming until 3 in the morning and having to sleep over at each other’s house.
-The classic Lab Partner. Bonus: Now we always choose each other
-I don’t like changing in front of people in the locker room can you cover me from now on?
-Detention/Summer School
-I’m stuck in my locker and you’re the only one in the hall.
-None of my friends are good at math and I need a tutor.
-I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse.
-I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it
-We were both skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now were hiding in a cramped stall
-I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine
-You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone but we never talk
-I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you. Bonus: You make two lunches every morning and give one of them to me every day
-I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations Alternative.: Someone wrote cute notes in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting
-Our friends grouped up for prom but we’re the only two without a date let’s hang out
-I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made breakfast for the both of us. Bonus: I made breakfast because I felt guilty
-I heard prom tickets are cheaper with a date can we go together just for cheaper tickets
-You’re always inviting me to “study” with you but you know all the fucking answers already
-I notice you’re sketching a lot on this bus Bonus: Is that me?
-I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
-You’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about
-Team leaders at a summer camp Bonus: You may be hot, but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust.
-We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
-I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
-I have a service dog and you’re failing because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
-Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my goal to cheer louder than you
-I thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so I casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think I want to have sex with you.
-I accidentally flooded the laundry room
-I took a bunch of free condoms from health services and they all fell out of my bag at once
-The cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while I was getting froot loops and you blame me.
-We argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out Bonus: We’re still arguing outside of class
­-Your RA almost sight your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
- Hey I just followed my friend to your friend’s house but now they’re screwing really loudly in the other room, want to go do something else?
- You and I ride the same bus home every day but never talk but then you fell asleep and sorry to wake you up but it’s your stop next
-Your headphones aren’t plugged in at the library and you’re listening to a hardcore smut thing.
-I was taking photos for my college class but your ass got in one of the shots and you know it
-I don’t know you but they just paired us up for the haunted house and I’m not good with scary stuff

ROYAL AUS

-Your country’s trying to take over my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive.
-We’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met
-Prince/ss + servant, not supposed to hang out, but fall in love anyways Alt.: Bodyguard, Knight
-Prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of in college pretending not to be royal, another student always calling me out on my bs
-My country’s going through some issues so I’m in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me

ASSHOLE AUS
-You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time Bonus: I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but you’re hot.
-Barista and the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time. I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day. Alternative: I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are.
-We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out.
-I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it”.
-I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the community bookstore.
-I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you.
-You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and cleverer.
-Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store.

AIRPORT AUS
-We accidentally switched our suitcases from the airport terminal.
-I fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up.
-Author of book gets seated next to someone reading their book
-Bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about.
-You fell asleep and I started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple
-I’m afraid of flying and you were incredibly helpful
-I made a horrible first impression at the gate or in line for airport food but now we’re sitting next to each other.

THIS PROMPT
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
“I can’t,” the immortal says.
“Why not?” the lover asks.
“I’m already sharing my power.”
“With who?”
The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

OR THESE
-Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself. Then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
-World is black and white until you receive the first touch from your soulmate  Bonus: Colors only exist when they’re with you
-Imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century
-Merperson caught in a fisher’s net.
-Rival dragon riders.
-Bumped into each other while watching a street magic performance.
-Got drunk and broke into a dragon guarded tower together.
-Stole a sacred artifact from a witch and now I have to hunt you down.
-Well, you try talking some sense into the bridge troll.
-Pegasus joy riding.
-Werewolf gladiators.
-Your kiss broke a sirens spell.
-My folks are making you steal a griffin feather to prove your love but that’s not stopping me from going with you.
-I just fell in love with my magic mirror.
-Kidnapped by a band of magical golden hearted thieves.
-First pet dragon.

STARTERS
-Who the hell are you and why you are on my laptop
-Did you actually just blue shell me on our date, you fucker?
­-Um, hi.  Are you the one using my Wi-Fi?
-I know you hate cats, but you’re personality literally speaks cat, so I got you one. No you’re not gonna give it back to me.
-I have a confession to make, I keep coming back to this diner every Wednesday night -no, not for the dinner special. But because I’ve been having problems and the sound of your singing literally touches my soul.
-Okay dude, I’m sorry that you want to put a poster for your band up right there, but I want to put up a flyer for my lost cat, so I think I win.
-Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours
-Hey can I borrow a dollar?
-Um, this isn’t your dorm-? Oh, okay. Yeah, um, sure you could totally sleep on my bed.  That’s totally, just feel right at home

Sources: (because there’s no way I thought of all of these on my own.Some of the sources no longer exist or have changed urls so they’re not included)
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drRules: tell us one favourite character from ten shows and tag 10 people

I was tagged by the lovely @salsedine.
I must make some premise: this tag will show to the world (?) my terrible inability to catch up with tv shows. This list is pretty much… Old-fashioned, but I had fun in doing it, so who cares!

   1. Queen Sophie - True Blood.
Yeah I’m trash. But she started my long lasing crush for Evan Rachel Wood, and I stopped watching the show when *shuts her mouth not to give any spoiler* .

   2. Martha Jones - Doctor Who.
I’m a proud member of the team “I HATE Rose Tyler”, sorry not sorry. I love Martha, she is strong, independent, she freaking save the world on her own, without the Tardis, and SHE REFUSED THE OBVIOUS ROMANTIC STORYLINE THANK YOU. And also she met Shakespeare.

   3. Magdalena - Galavant.
Actually, she chose wealth and fame, and became the perfect villain. <3

   4. Jess Day - New Girl
She’s my spirit animal.Period.

   5. Logan - Westworld
I already mentioned that I’m trash? WELL. (no: I would have said “Dolores”, but I want to keep all of you thinking that I’m less deep in my crush than I actually am.)(and I couldn’t choose between Dolores and Maeve, so I’ll just go for the punk who *again shouts her mouth for spoilers*)

   6.  The Mother - How I Met Your Mother
One tasty english muffin, baby that is what I am *parapaparapapa*

   7. Caroline Channing - Two Broke Girls
I have an inside joke with one of my best friends: I’m Caroline, she’s Max. And I cannot avoid mentioning her.

   8. Ned the Piemaker - Pushing Daisies
The facts are these.

   9. Rodrigo de Souza - Mozart in the Jungle
A very talented orchestra director ciclyng in Venetian canals, speaking to dead composers and asking MATE!!! What can a girl want more.

   10. Athelstan - Vikings
He’s my baby, ok. Poor cinnamon roll.

And for the tags… @circehelides, @deerna, @drunken-pilot (ciao Anna!), @laura-tenenbaum … And I dunnooooo anyone who wants to do this, just consider yourself tagged!

BTS reaction to their short girlfriend getting mad at them.

Namjoon-

LOVES your height, its one of his favourite things about you, he does tease you about it but only lightly. One day he caught you on an off day and you snapped.

y/n: IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT ME NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THIS GLASS YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE SOFA!
Namjoon: *looks at you weirdly and then walks away so he doesn’t get into more trouble*

Originally posted by the-rap-man


Jin-

You’re at a safari park and of course you had to go in the car in which you can barely see out the windows.
Jin is laughing to himself and smiling as you try so hard to look out the window. You try not to let it bug you but you just cant keep it in.


y/n: youre so annoying just shush. Im trying to focus on the animals and I just have you. You annoying bratty thing. Shush.
Jin: you cant focus on the animals because you cant even see them! *he immediately regrets what he has just said*
You hit him playfully, but you are still annoyed. He deserved it.

(you as J-hope)

Originally posted by salt-n-suga

Suga-

Loves your height but wenever he greats you its always with a shot joke. And frankly, you’ve had enough.

Suga: haayyyyy my pretty girlfriend, how is the weather down there!?
y/n: please go away. Youre irritating and I frankly am starting to question my choices on wanting to date you.
Suga: oh wooow! My munchkin has sass!

Originally posted by vmiin


J-Hope-

He doesn’t really pay attention on your height but when he needs a one up on you, he is there.
J-Hope: can you do me a favourrr?
y/n: no.
j-hope: please..
y/n: no.

Jhope: well.. well well next time you need me to reach something down from the kitchen selves. Im not doing it.
He crosses his arms in frustration.

Originally posted by hoesoks

V-

V loves your height, its one of his favourite things about you. And he ALWAYS teases. ALWAYS.
V: hey shortay shortay shorteeeey.
y/n: shut you god damn mouth!
*shuffles closer to you*
V: shortayyyyyy..
*smiles to himself*

(you as suga)

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook

Jimin:

Hardly ever takes the micky, but when he does its infornt of the other members.
You’re all round J-Hopes and you have left to powder your nose, you return to some lovely comments spilling out of jimins mouth.

Jimin: she’s so small it funnyyyyyy! SHORTASS!
Y/n:  if you don’t shut up, this ‘shortass’ is going home and you’ll never see this ‘shortass’ again. And that would be a shame because I know how much you love this ‘shortass’.
JIMIN looked at you- *that’s my girl*

Originally posted by forjimin

Jungkook-

Originally posted by blockbaptan

He loves you, for you. Height is never an issue with him unless its an issue for you. He does though some jokes here and there but nothing serious!

Jungkook: hows my lil shorty girl doing today?
y/n: mm.. fine, im not in the mood today.
Jungkook: aww my lil’bab, are you tired?
y/n: DON’T CALL ME ‘LIL’

*awkward silence between the two of you.*

whenever i go to sanctuary i always have to ring the bell or search all over the damn place for my companions…except maccready. i always know where to find that nerd. he’s always out back behind the house on his hands and knees diggin’ in the dirt and taking care of this one tato plant…it’s his favourite lil tato plant and he is always there taking such good care of it and i’m really proud of his commitment 

To all: If you could choose your name, what would it be? And why?
  • Hazel: Cecile! There was this girl back in New Orleans with that name, she was nice.
  • Jason: John. I have absolutely no idea why.
  • Piper: Natasha. Because it sounds cool?
  • Frank: Landon. It was my grandpa's name.
  • Leo: Sammy was my grandpa's name!
  • Frank: Oh, sorry. I meant Bob, because I can.
  • Percy: Fix it?
  • Frank: Shut up, Percy.
  • Hazel: I don't understand.
  • Annabeth: It's a kids TV show called "Bob the builder" and his famous line is "I can fix it!".
  • Hazel: Sounds like Leo.
  • Leo: Okay. I'm Bob. Frank, get a new name!
  • Frank: Danny because it was the first to come to mind.
  • Annabeth: I'd choose Katherine. That's the name of the "architect" of one of my favourite castles in France.
  • Percy: Then I'm Tom, since he's Katherine's husband.
  • Annabeth: How did you know?
  • Percy: I listen once in a while!
  • Piper: That is so cute!
  • Leo: Aaand Percy wins the "Best Boyfriend" award for the 7,968th time in a row.