shut up insanity

I can already tell you what my favorite part of Season 8 will be.
Negan finding out who Carol is.
Carol making Negan run for the hills because of how scary she can be.
And Negan noticing how protective Daryl is over her and making the connection that he in fact DID have something(s) to fight for inside The Sanctuary. He wasn’t Negan.

He was Daryl.
Her Daryl.

Crush Prompt
  • C: You're staring again.
  • A: What?
  • C: B. You're practically drooling.
  • A: *wipes* No, I'm not, shut up, you're insane!
  • C: Yeah, you're right, what would you ever see in B?
  • A: WHAT?! B is amazing!!! Funny, beautiful, smart-
  • C: ...
  • A: ...
  • C: *snigger*
  • A: I can't believe I fell for that.
ok what the fuck

there are only 31 tags in the jared kleinman/connor murphy tag on ao3, and of those thirty one, only six aren’t sincerely three (which is wonderful but not the point), and of those six, only four are an explicit relationship and not one-sided/implied!!!! this is a serious injustice and needs to be fixed. 

I just saw the billboard bangtan bomb and I’m emo all over again avsjsvdagjdhs

Joon was so nervous and stressed every time he was off the interview cameras and he looked like he was about to cry after they won. It’s amazing how much he has to hold back since they were being interviewed like every five minutes and it was his responsibility to carry them until the end. He literally had no time to process anything in between and it made me sad that he said sorry for not speaking well enough when he actually did it so flawlessly uGHGHGHGG. I hope he had a good cry w the members behind closed doors ahhhh :’-(

ALSO I LOVE HOW SUPPORTIVE HOBI WAS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING??? He saw how nervous joon was so he tried to keep the spirits up the best he could and kept complimenting and encouraging him and im just cluTCHES CHEST I love 94line sm ughGHGH

Shoot me ‘cause it’s July but...

…would anybody be interested in a Christmas fic exchange?

I’m only asking now because it’ll give me lots of time to plan.

So just spitballing here, but something like everyone who wants to participate sends me an ask.  I compile a list.  I get a third party to randomly assign names to one another so there’s no bias.  Once names are exchanged, I message every person participating with the name of who they’re writing for.

Fics would be due December 25th, like little secret Santa exchanges.  If you weren’t going to be around on Christmas, you could queue your fic to post that day so they’d all come out at the same time.  

When writing, you could take into account what sorts of genres, characters, and tropes the person you’re writing for enjoys and write around those, or give them some sort of a nice surprise!  It could be Christmas themed, other winter holiday themed if your giftee is of another faith, or themed in any random way you choose!

Let me know what you guys think.  If there’s enough support, I’ll do the thing once it gets closer to September/October (still giving people lots of time to write).

It could be fun!

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“You think you’re such a bad guy, but really, I haven’t seen a more obvious cinnamon roll in my entire life.”

- Sharon at some point probably

100 Prompt

45- 100 are from Prompt List

1. “So… I just realized… that I’ve been shot.”

2. “I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.”

3. “W have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?” “Actually, it’s more like eight.” “Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough!”

4. “Do you even know why I hated you?” “Because of my blood.” “No. Because you made me question everything they ever told me.”

5. “So, err. I noticed you’re kinda naked. Is that intentional, or…?”

6. “If I need you, I’ll give you a signal.” “What signal?” “I’ll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl.”

7. “She’s crying, what do I do?” “Go comfort her.” “How do I do that?” “Start with hugs.” “With what?”

8. “Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”

9. “You’re judging me.” “It’s what I do- It’s a hobby of mine.”

10. “Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do?”

11. “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”

12. “Shut up.” “I didn’t say anything.” “Don’t care. Shut up.”

13. “You’re insane!” “I know! Isn’t it great?”

14. “Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?” “Oh god, we’re going to die aren’t we?” “It’s a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.” “You absolutely do not.”

15. “I’m sure that sounded different in your head, but please never say that again.”

16. “FBI, open the door!” “No. It’s cooler when you break in.”

17. “The problem is, if I kissed you, I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself.”

18. The were looking but I didn’t care. I ran to him anyway.

19. “ I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me…”

20. “I never stood a chance, did I?” “That’s the sad part. You did once.”

21.  As teenagers [male] and [female] agree to marry if neither have by their [pick a number] birthday. [Male] attempts to sabotage every relationship the girl has till then,

22. He knew that he was home when her lips touched his.

23. “What does moonlight sound like?”

24. “If my legacy is to throw myself in the path of a bullet to save your life, then so be it.”

25. “You need something to look forward to… a reason to fight.” “Alright… If I survive, will you marry me?”

26. “I want your heart because you stole mine.”

27. “You shouldn’t have heard that.”

28. “Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.”

29. “There’s something you should know, in case I don’t come back.”

30. “I broke my rules for you.”

31. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?” “Actually he’s right in front of you.”

32. [Male] and [female] go laser tagging. [Male] pushes [female] into a corner and kisses them then shoots them and walks away. (Can be changed)

33. “Is that my shirt?”

34. “Shut up and dance with me.”

35. “Do you like it when I touch you like that?”

36. “Keep looking at me like that and see what happens.”

37. “Tell me not to kiss you.” “Don’t kiss me.” “Mean it.” “I can’t”

38. “You’re a bad idea, but I like bad ideas.”

39.  “I know what I need, it’s what I want that disturbs me.”

40. “Your pussy looked neglected. Here let me lick that for you.”

41. “If you bite my lip or neck..you better start taking your pants off. Just sayin’”

42. “I need a hug.” 

43. “Just… stay with me.”

44. “I just need a cuddle.”

45. “Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge” “Can I pick?”

46. “You know what they say, panicking burns a shit-ton of calories.” “Who even says that?” “Me. Just now.”

47. “If I go through with this, I die. If I don’t, we all die.” 

48. “No, no, you do NOT want me navigating. I’ll accidentally navigate us off a cliff.”

49. “Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

50. “This is all your fault.” “I hope so.”

51.“I’d rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds.”

52.“You have no power over me.” “You sure about that?”

54.“Hold on, you died.” “Yeah, well it didn’t stick.”

55.“Excuse me! I was a superhero for ten whole minutes!” “And in that time you got kidnapped and we had to come to the rescue” 

56.“I am way too sober for this.”

57. “You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.” 

58. “Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?” “Yes.”

59.“That’s disgusting. You’re lucky you’re cute.”

60. “Did you just… agree with me?” “Oh, I wish I could take-““Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”

61. “I think I’m having a feeling. How do I make it stop?”

62.“This plan of yours is going to get us killed. Of course, I’m in.”

63. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner having another existential crisis.”

64. “Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”

65. “What are you afraid of?” “You.”

66. “It’s a good thing you’re cute when you’re angry.”

67. “Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” “Yes.” “What if I break his nose a little?”

68. “Stop that!” “Stop what?” “Doing that thing with your face when you’re happy. It’s making me nauseous.”

69. “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good at it.”

70. “It’s a long story” “You conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have time.”

71. “You can’t just turn into a bat and fly away when you don’t want to deal with things!” “Watch me!”

72. “I don’t give a damn.” “You give so many damns they’re visible from SPACE.”

73. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”

74. “Unless I screw this up again, I’m going to marry you.” “Well you better not mess this up”

75. “Wait, you’re a superhero?” “How do you not know? My face is literally on the news on a weekly basis.” “I’m in grad school. I won’t have time to follow popular media until I finish my thesis. You’re lucky I’ve carved out some non-existent free time to date you.”

76. “I’m just really tired of watching you get thrown off the tops of buildings”

77. “Hey, I didn’t kill anyone today!” “What do you want? A gold star.”

78. “I feel like I’m being stabbed.” “How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?”

79. “Whether you believe in me or not, I will continue to exist.”

80. “We’re leaving.” “But they have a lobster tank in their basement.”

81. “Take my hand.” “Why?” “I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!”

82. “I don’t care where I sleep, as long as it’s with you.”

83. “You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”

84. “Show me your scars.” “But… why?” “I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn’t there.”

85. “You look…” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”

86. “She’s my best friend. That hasn’t changed.” “It’s clear your feelings for her has.”

87. “I saved your life.” “You pushed me off a building.”

88. “How do we keep getting into these situations?” “Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”

89. “I thought you forgot about me.” “Never.”

90. “I’m fine.” “You don’t look fine.” “Then stop looking.”

91. “You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me wanna kiss you.”

92. “I want to go home.” “And I want to go to the moon. It ain’t happening sweetheart. Time to accept that.”

93. “What now?” “I don’t know. I thought the jump would kill us.”

94. “I think that you’re not as dark as you want people to believe.”

95. “Sometimes, memories are the worst torture.”

96. “I hate you.” “Why? I’m lovely.”

97. “You really have no clue who I am?” “You’d think the confused looks and blank stare would have answered that for you.”

98. “Why are they afraid of you?”

99. “Literally everything about this is illegal.”

100. “You love her don’t you?” “Was it that obvious?”

vimeo

If anyone was wondering what the mint war is about. This is the best way to explain it, and it still won’t make a lot of sense. That, and this explicit fanfiction that we unfortunately ran across and decided to read out loud. Rest in peace our innocence. [Also stay away from me @oftarth (#byefelicia).]

@predative @troutofriverrun @astormsend @mithraiic @leomatrem @aureatehand

[[everyone who cameos (in the form of asks and comments, as well as those who were dragged in against their will) includes; @littlefiinger @wclfinthenorth @wolfblxxdxd @danielbweiss @rosethornknight @riverrunbrynden @tvrcll @ferociiovs @ofgiantsbane @iarainn @wintercrowned]]

The reason I get so pissed off when terfs talk about trans women having male privilege is because to me, male privilege was being told I wasn’t allowed to study what I wanted since that was too feminine, instead I got forced into studying something I neither had any interest nor any skill in.

To me, male privilege was growing up as a sensitive person who would cry easily and be shouted down whenever it happened because “this crying is driving me insane, shut up kid!” turning me into an emotionless husk who still can’t show my emotions properly.

To me male privilege was having to stay with my abusive, sexist, homophobic and transphobic father after the divorce because “oh the boys need their dad”.

To me, male fucking privilege was getting beaten in school because I was “faggy”, being pushed out, alienated and threatened on several occasions because I wasn’t their stereotypical image of a young boy.

Ok, time for a little bit of an update. The reason I haven’t been as active is because there’s been so much going on at home. For one thing, until just today, there was a massive chance I wouldn’t make it back for my last year of college. They cut all my financial aid and scholarships which made the final cost literally impossible for me to pay. As of today, It’s all back. I worked my ass off making phone calls, filling out papers, talking to offices….and I got it all settled and out of the way with only 5 days left before tuition is due. I barely grasp how I did it, but I did. I am finally able to say that I can actually finish college this year. I’m so happy I could cry. For another thing at the same time all this was happening, my mother went back into the hospital for a while and my grandfather just finished up his radiation treatments too. On top of that too, my girlfriend was over to visit for a few days but decided to stay longer and help out while my mother was in the ER for a few days. She ended up staying for over a week. I’m so grateful to her for being there for as long as she was. 

So TLDR: All the shit that’s been happening the past 2 weeks is FINALLY settled down (at least for now) and I can finally breathe again until school starts. Thank you all so much for understanding. If anyone wants any more details or have any questions or anything, feel free to send me a DM or an ask