shut up i love this movie ok

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Procrastination fuel: Connor and Evan cuddling while watching a scary movie? and! PLOT TWIST: Connor is the one that gets scared?

Tree bros scary movie
Word count: 161
Sorry it’s short

“We should watch a scary movie.” Connor suggested. His boyfriend, Evan, and him were sitting on Connor’s couch hanging out.

“No I’ll get scared and I’ll yell and ruin the movie.”

“It’s ok babe, I’ll protect you.”

“Ok fine, which movie do you want to see?”

Connor looked through his DVD collection, “Ouija?”

“Sure, pop it in.” Connor did as asked and the movie started playing. A couple minutes it when the first scare happened, Connor jumped up about half a foot while Evan was unphased.

“You’re gonna protect me, but who’s gonna protect you?”

“Shut up,” Connor said as he scooted closer to Evan.

Halfway through the movie, Connor had to turn it off because he was so scared.

“The big bad Murphy couldn’t handle a scary movie, huh?” Evan laughed.

“Shut up.”

“It’s sorta late, wanna go to bed?”

“Nope I’m too scared to sleep.”

“It’s ok babe, I’ll protect you,” Evan mimicked.

“Fuck off.”

“I love you too.”

NOBODY gave a shit about Odette’s father. You realize that??? Dude is a fuckin’ KING. Ruler of some kingdom in some place and he is KILLED by a sorcerer disguised as a beast. Derek holds him as he dies and when he passes the jackass yells Odette’s name and his death is never mentioned. What happened to the kingdom?? Why isn’t Odette ever shown to be upset that her fuckin’ pops got ganked by her kidnapper?? Instead she starts singing about the dude she hated up till that day because wow puberty did ya good and how they’re love transcends time.

Rami & Characters as Parents:


Originally posted by tomlhardy

It’s your children before absolutely anyone else.

He never takes roles if it means leaving your family for too long a period of time.

“Rami we can relocate if-“
“Absolutely not. I’m not uprooting their lives for some role.”

He spoils them rotten, but never lets them forget his humble beginnings and the importance of gratitude and appreciation.

He tries to keep them out of the spotlight, but feels tremendous pride when the paparazzi snap pictures of him doing everyday things with your kids.

He also finds said pictures online and saves them because he loves them so much.

He’s very conscious of online safety, much to the irritation of your kids.
“You should change your password every two weeks, there are so many dangers-“
“Dad, it’s just a club penguin account.”

Your kids love to tease him about his past roles. 

“Be sensible at the party tonight, don’t drink too much and don’t do drugs, please.”

“What, not even morphine? Or a little J? C’mon dad what would Elliot think?”

“You’re grounded.”

“Dad I can’t believe you were in a Twilight movie.” 

“God, you’ve done some digging…” 

He loves when your kids make up little productions together and perform them in the living room for the two of you. Even if the plot isn’t particularly good, his face glows with pride as he watches his children perfect his craft. 

He may or may not have had a large platform built in the yard so that in the summer the kids can put on performances while the two of you sit on the lawn chairs enjoying the sun. 


Originally posted by thiisiswashingtonsmrrobot

Josh is the ‘cool’ dad. Or at least he thinks he is.

He picks your kids up from school in his flashy car with his sunglasses on.
“Hey pornstars! Hop in!”
“Dad that’s super weird please stop.”

He loves to organize unusual holidays and expand your kids’ horizons, but he sometimes goes a little overboard.
“Safari vacation this summer? We can ditch the car and run with the lions!”
“Josh, I’d like to return with all our limbs.”
“Ok well what about storm chasing-“
“White water raft-“
“Josh, I love you, but shut the fuck up.”

Josh encourages your children to follow their dreams and pursue their ideas, whether it’s as small as your five-year-old son’s lemonade stand or as big as your daughter’s fundraiser for mental health centre for young people.

When Josh’s depression creeps out from the shadows he fears that he’s not a good enough father, but your children always seem to sense his insecurity and reassure him with hugs and movie nights.

Your children are what gave Josh the confidence to visit his sister’s graves. With them by his side, he feels unstoppable.


Originally posted by ragnarlodbroked

Snafu is the king of pretend games. He’ll use whatever he can find around the house to set the scene for the game.

In fact its a struggle to get him to stop playing. 

“Wench, fetch me my dinner!” Snafu orders you while wearing a crudely fashioned cardboard crown. You roll your eyes but comply, placing his plate in front of him. Your son watches the interaction with a sparkle in his eye. 

“Wench, fetch-” 

“Don’t even try it kid.” 

“Sorry mom.” 

Your kids never get tired of sitting by the fire with their father and listening to his stories about the war. He tells them of his comrades, his injuries, his brushes with death, but his favourite memories to recount are those of your reunions with him when he came home from battle. 

Snafu is careful to remind his kids to always treat their love interests with respect, especially your sons. He tells them how you taught him the hard way about how to treat a lady, and that a respectful compliment or simply holding the door will go further than any cat call or crude pet name. 

He misses the thrill of going off to war and the adrenaline rush fighting gave him, but Snafu would never again risk his life, for his responsibility as a father was far more important to him than his responsibility for his country. 

In lieu of returning to the battlefields, Snafu teaches your children all he knows about hand to hand combat and survival in some of the toughest terrains. He never lets them forget that behind the sensational stories of heroism and bravado, was a terrifying reality that few survived. 


Originally posted by maleklovers

Ahkmenrah is a big softie around his kids. He lets them try on his crown and heavy jewellery, he lets them sit on the throne and he lets them play wherever they want in the palace, but screw with his family, and you will know the meaning of the word fear. 

He can be strict, since he is the king and his heirs have a reputation to uphold, but away from the public eye he is just like any other father. He enjoys playing games and sometimes is just as childish as the kids. 

Ahk is a man of the people, and although your children often see his parents and his brother’s side of the family treating their servants and subordinates in a lowly manner, he will not accept such behaviour from his own kids. He is careful to teach them that although they are royalty, all lives are equal and one should treat others how they wish to be treated. 

Your children are brought up unrestricted in who they are allowed to be friends with. You and Ahk are firm believers that class does not matter where friendship is involved. This means that your kids are far more worldly than their higher class peers. 

As your children grow older, Ahkmenrah is enthusiastic to involve them in royal affairs. He explains the art of negotiation and that peace is far more favourable than war. He makes certain they know that other nations have many things to offer and it is in their best interests as potential future rulers to stay on good terms with them.

But Ahk will never let his children become naive, they know exactly how to wage a war that they will undoubtedly win. Because they know that one day they may have to teach someone the meaning of the word fear. 


Originally posted by sowrongitsgina

  • looks like he’d be super confident and flirty but in reality he is very flustered so much so that before he can even lean in to kiss you he has to crack some sort of joke and no no it isn’t because he’s a nERVOUs wreck right now of course not hahaha……
  • keeps sending you photos of dogs he meets on the street
  • thinks you two should invest in a dog in the future
  • when you ask him “what do you mean by the future (-:” mingyu literally throws his phone in the air and screams and wonwoo is like calm tf down bro
  • he is a big fan of long sleeved shirts and so he bought you a couple too but then you started stealing his and he sort of went along with it because hey……you look really cute……..
  • seungcheol jokingly asked you how does it feel to be dating the visual of seventeen and mingyu interject liked oh they love it i mean look at me right but like when u two are alone he keeps bugging you like hey hey….im adorable right… handsome right…..
  • literally texts you the question “am i handsome?” like 5 times a day
  • you once complimented jun’s outfits and mingyu pulled you aside like “ok but if i wore that i would be more handsome right?”
  • he’s basically a puppy who loves getting your attention
  • very pouty when he’s jealous 
  • even though he likes to eat, he always keeps wanting to share his food with you
  • invites you out to check out cool restaurants with him. keeps dragging you around to different foreign food places. likes to take photos of the things you ordered 
  • (also secretly takes cute photos of you eating)
  • ((his background for his phone is a picture of you eating jajangmyeon))
  • sometimes he eats things that are way too spicy and he gets stomach aches and you always end up having to have some antiacids on you and everytime you give him one you’re like “mingyu, i told you not to eat that” and he just sniffles like im sorry…i wont do it again……..but like three days later when he’s all healthy he’s like let’s eat there again and you’re like mingyu please……..
  • loVES giving you spinning hugs
  • LOVES picking you up of the floor
  • big BIG fan of doing the forehead kiss with you
  • gets shy after doing the forehead kiss with you 
  • still wants to do it again though
  • has a bad habit of checking your clothes for stains because he likes cleaning a lot so he’ll get very ver y close to you and look straight at your chest or backside for stains and you’ll be like mingyu,……you’re quite….close…….and then he’ll be like “wait- i see a spec-” and lean in even more and you’ll just be dying like does he not know what he’s doing to you????? (ps: he doesn’t)
  • since he’s left-handed he tried to teach you how to write with your left hand but instead you kept getting ink all over your fingers from the pen so he decided to give up and just doddle all over your fingers and palm instead and you ended up getting a little pen tattoo from your cute oversized child of a boyfriend
  • he’s good with his hands so he sometimes makes you little things when he’s away on tour to bring back as gifts and when you two exchange them all of 17 is just watching and giggling and mingyu is like gUYS stop embarrassing ME 
  • wonwoo likes embarrassing him
  • wonwoo sends youf pictures of mingyu doing embarrassing things like daily 
  • you and wonwoo secretly love teasing mingyu and mingyu is like hOW COuld you tWO GANG up on ME LIKE THis????
  • when you two cuddle mingyu just wraps himself around you like a burrito like his long legs and arms just pull you close and you’re basically lying in a bed of his limbs 
  • usually buries his face in your hair or neck and forgets that his mouth is close to your skin so when he speaks his breathing tickles you and it’s hot and you’re like m…in…..gyu…….
  • speaking of your hair he loves playing with it
  • like ALOT
  • runs his fingers through it, puts it up in various different styles, once asked if he could give you a mowhawk and you literally had to take the hairspray can out of his hand 
  • he seems like the type to be ticklish so if you surprised him by poking his sides he’d probably drop whatever he was holding and scream
  • tickling also works when you’re trying to wake him up because he’s too big for you to drag out of the bed 
  • made you get a snapchat just so he could send you an endless amount of selfies 
  • some of these selfies include him in just like a black tanktop collarbones and all and you’re like mingyu: chill
  • he is very eager with his kisses. he tries to assert dominance and be the one in charge and it means that sometimes his kisses are a little sloppy and his grip on your waist is a little tight because he just wants to get super super close
  • after calming down, he sort of goes into a really good flow of mid-length kisses with a lot of breathing time and his kisses trail up and down your skin
  • sometimes he’ll whisper compliments between kisses and they’ll be cheesy but really sentimental and you’ll be like mingyu don’t do this to me….
  • once you said he looked cute in his basketball uniform from idol sport olympics and now he won’t let you live it down ever 
  • “remember when you said i looked cute in that basketball uniform! that’s the reason you can’t dump me, ok! only i look that good in a basketball jersey, yeah!~”
  • rambles about your dates in the group chat and literally woozi and hoshi are like ‘shut up dude we get it you love them’
  • takes you on dates to the movies a lot and impersonates the actors on screen
  • sometimes he overdoes it and you end up laughing too loud people have to shush you from the back
  • tried to put his arm around you during a movie but then you turned around at the exact moment and he gOT so R E D but thankfully you could not see him
  • changed his name in your phone to ‘visual boyfriend kim mingyu’
  • when you’re upset or crying he sort of gives you some space before stepping in. when he does he sort of holds your hand or even your face and wipes your tears and sincerely asks you to tell him whats going on
  • when he’s upset he tries to play it off as if it’s no big deal, but when you’re stern with him about wanting to know is when he start opening up. usually you and wonwoo are the only two to know about his problems
  • what mingyu doesn’t like most in the world is when you distance yourself from him, he’s a person who needs support and needs to be looked after and with you - when you’re there for him even during what seems like insignificant times - proves to him that you truly care
  • when mingyu says ‘i love you’, he says it with the intent to hear it back from you and although he might be scratching his neck and nervously giggling as each word comes out, you know it’s true and you know that saying ‘i love you too’ makes it all the more better
  • he teases you for not being able to handle super spicy stuff sometimes 
  • sometimes he’ll give you that wolfish smile with his canines showing and you’ll get embarrassed because his smile is so nice and wide and he’ll get confused because “are you getting flustered??? why??” and you’ll just be like not right now kim mingyu ok ok 
  • keeps trying to convince you to cook meat for him because he really wants to taste your cooking skills
  • when you do cook it, even if it isn’t good he eats the whole plate and asks for more because he can quote on quote “taste your love”. mingyu is cheesy as hell.
  • you carry snacks around for him and that’s why he keeps pulling you into spinning hugs like you really are the BEST
  • gets stuff for you off the top shelf but laughs and teases you while he’s doing it
  • is too embarrassed to practice rapping in front of you, but when he sees you at their performances he texts you a thank you because from you he really does gain strength!
  • once you couldn’t see over a crowd of people so he hoisted you up on his shoulders like it was nothing and honestly…..honestly kim mingyu……why are you so fuckging tall
  • loves to hear you laugh and tells you that all the god damn time 
  • kim mingyu is the kind of boyfriend who just wants you to be happy and he’s willing to do anything to make that happen honestly 

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wonwoo here –> (x) // vernon here –> (x) // jeonghan here –> (x)
// woozi here –> (x

[warning: str8 content ahead lmao stay safe]

i’m thinking back on the time i asked my sister how exactly she met my bro in law. she got instantly doe-eyed and said their story could become a book or a movie or sth, then proceeded to tell me the most unimpressive, nondescript love story of all time

alksjlaksj and that’s just. so fucking adorable and pure???? there’s nothing out of the ordinary about how they met and got together, yet in her eyes their particular narrative is fucking epic, and honestly???? GOALS

Dare Queen - Moonbyul/Solar

A/N: Original author - kordelicious from Archive of Our Own.

 Solar is the self-proclaimed dare queen; she never backs down from a dare. It causes her trouble when her best friend Hwasa dares her to kiss the bad girl of the school–Moonbyul Yi.

Btw, the Yuju mentioned in this story is not the Yuju from Gfriend. It’s just some random girl. You can imagine it to be whoever.

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You made a small, unhappy noise as you looked at yourself in the mirror. You ran a hand through your hair and took a deep breath, trying to calm yourself before you cried…again. Amber would be here any minute to have your usual date night and you’d rather not be crying when she got here.

You walked away from your bathroom mirror above your sink, knowing that the more you look into the mirror, the more flaws you’ll see on your face. Once you left the bathroom you headed for your bedroom and changed into your pajamas which consisted of a sweater that Amber bought you for your birthday and a pair of random pajama pants you found in your dresser. Comfy.

Hearing a small ding you practically ran over to your phone, reading a text from Amber saying that she was picking up a few extra snacks and then she’d be over. You replied with a small “Okay! See you soon~” and then tossed your phone back onto your bed. Walking over to the opposite side of your room, you examined yourself in the full length body mirror leaned against the wall.

You lifted the sweater and looked at your tummy, you frowned and turned to the side to look at it from a different angle. You shook your head and pulled your sweater back down.

“Guess its time to start making my exercises more intense.” You muttered to yourself. Hesitantly, you lifted your sweater up again, this time pinching your stomach a little with one of your hands. You bit your lip, how did you gain weight in a short amount of time? It doesn’t make sense to you at all and that made you really upset. 

You sat in front of the mirror now and looked at your face again. Something in the back of your mind knew you should probably just get up and wait in the living room for Amber, but the rest of your brain was too busy picking at yourself to listen. You noticed all the blemishes on your face and the few scars that were there from things that happened as a child or from absentmindedly picking a pimple here and there. You noticed that one eyebrow was slightly higher up than the other and how your lips were a bit uneven too. This made you go into panic mode and you shut down, tears suddenly flowing down your cheeks. You were too busy crying and being curled up in a ball on the floor that you didn’t even notice Amber come walking into your room. 

Seeing your state she set the bags of snacks on your bed and slowly walked over to you, sitting down next to you. She pulled you into her lap and held you close, stroking your hair and kissing the top of your head. She whispered small things like “its okay, baby” to you. After a few minutes you managed to move yourself so you were facing Amber, still in her lap, and wrap your arms around her torso, burying your face into her neck. 

“What’s wrong, love?” She asked you, her arms snaking around you and her fingers tracing small patterns on your back.

“I-I don’t-” You sucked in a breath, “Amber.” You sobbed, squeezing her tight. 

“Hey, hey…shh…its okay. Calm down, you’re alright.” She kissed your shoulder. You took a few moments to try and control your breathing before you spoke again, now looking at her.

“Amber wh-whats wrong with me? Why can’t I lose weight? Why isn’t my face nice? Why can’t I look better? I-” She cut you off by putting a finger to your lips. She shook her head lightly.

“Hey, no. I don’t think so. You’re wonderful and beautiful. You don’t need to lose weight because your size is wonderful just how it is, but if you want to lose weight then I will help you, but only in a healthy way, okay? I’ll help you, I promise.” She gave you a small smile. “Also, you do realize you’re the most beautiful woman in the world, right? I mean look at you! You’ve been crying for almost ten minutes since I’ve been here and you still look so beautiful. Your makeup is smudged a little and your eyelashes are wet and you have some tear streaks on your face, but holy shit, you are beautiful.” She kissed the tip of your nose.

“But, my eyebrows are weird because one is higher than the other a-and my lips are uneven and I always have pimples and I-” You were cut off this time by Amber pressing her lips softly to yours. You pulled away slightly, but kept your face close to her’s. 

“You are beautiful, pimples or not, uneven lips or not, uneven eyebrows or not. I don’t care, you’re absolutely gorgeous and I love you just the way you are and you should too because you how you are is so great. I’m gonna help you love yourself, okay? Even if it takes a while and it only makes you love yourself a little bit. I promise.” She pecked your lips again. “Deal?”


“Good, now lets clean your tears up and watch some movies.” She pulled you up with her and lead you to your bathroom. She made you sit on the toilet and got one of your makeup wipes. She wiped away as much of the messed up makeup and tears as she could and then kissed your forehead. “There. Now you’re all cleaned up.” You let out a small giggle and stood up, wrapping your arms securely around Amber’s torso. 

“Thank you.”

“Always.” She kissed the top of your head and then turned in your arms so her back was towards you and made her way out of the bathroom, you still attached to her, laughing. “Now we get the party started, I’ll set up the movie and you get the drinks for us, okay?” You pressed a kiss to the nape of her neck and then detached yourself from her. 

After getting the drinks and shutting your bedroom light off, you crawled into your bed with Amber and cuddled up to her. The rest of your night was spent curled up to each other watching movies, eating food, and Amber reminding you how lovely you were after each movie.


hi hello please let me know if this is any good ok thank u
(This was a request so hopefully I did some justice to what you requested!!! this is my first Amber scenario wooooaaaahhhh)
also if u liked it u should be a homie and put a request in my ask maybe?? i’ll write for almost any group that is in my bio on my blog ^~^

It’s almost 4 am and im wide awake because i just finished whatching koe no katachi and i know i shouldn’t have started it so late but dam it i waited 2 years for this i would have watched it without subtitles for all i cared and omg?!? It’s so good!?!? So close to the manga (even if they cut some bits but it’s ok)?!?! Such great animation?!?! They managed to sum it up in 2 hours so good?!?!
Seriously I smiled though all of it i was so excited to finally see it im still smiling im. (The smile even blocked the tears in some parts im so happy aaaaaa).
Such. A. Good. Movieeeeeeee

anonymous asked:

I love (hate) how pro gun people dismiss any criticism of The American Way with regards to Guns as "oh its just gang violence and criminals kill each other", that shouldn't happen either and is still very bad, nobody should kill anybody, and criminals and gang members are still human and do still count, work on that problem as well, "oh its just gangs killing each other", no, shut up, they are still human and should not kill each other, my gosh! Conservatives are so very anti life

Ok, but like what about the white terrorists that go shooting up schools, movie theaters, and random women that turn them down for dates? Like, they also exist and their violence is escalating


fluffy drabble ideas!

A/N: hey guys! so i’ve changed my blog to a drabble blog and i still may do scenarios, but it depends on how much time i have to do them. I really love fluff, i love writing fluff more than angst or smut, but if you want those then send in your own sentence for it and i may create a list for angst!

You can spam me all you want, and these are my groups;

BTS, EXO, Block B, Seventeen, Jay Park, SHINee, Astro (no nsfw), ask me what group you want and i’ll see if i can write for them so just ask me and i’ll let you know!!

  • “Here, let’s share the blanket" 
  • "You are my new pillow" 
  • “Shush and go back to bed”
  • "Stop hogging all the blankets!" 
  • “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” 
  • “A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.” 
  • “It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….” 
  • “Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.” 
  • “Can I kiss you?”
  • “you can pout all you want, at the end of the day i win all the arguments because i can just pick you up and place you in a corner a sulk yourself tired”
  • “man, i hate going out into huge crowds with you because i always lose you among all the children and i have to peruse through all of them to find you”
  • “you’re so fantastic to cuddle because i can, like, hold all of you. no place misses out on my hugs, you get all the hug, the full hug,, all my love”
  • “I am not cute!” 
  • “You’re making me blush!” 
  • “I love your smile.” 
  • “Here, we can share.” 
  • This is boring as hell, but I’m with you, so there’s nowhere I’d rather be.” 
  • “Ok, we should probably stop texting now, I’m kinda tired and- WAIT IT’S 4AM?!” 
  • “Shut up and kiss me.” 
  • “I love the sound of your voice.” 
  • “she looks just like you, the double of her daddy”
  • “she looks just like you, the double of her mummy”
  • "First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were" 
  • "No like…. I cant believe you’re actually wearing my clothes" 
  • “I like the way your hand fits in mine.” 
  • “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.” 
  • “You look really cute in that sweater.” 
  • “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?” 
  • “I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.” 
  • “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.” 
  • “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.” 
  • “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.” 
  • “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.” 
  • “Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.” 
  • “Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?” 
  • “I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.” 
  • "I could write a song about the way you say goodnight" 
  • "Could I borrow your sweater? It smells like you." 
  • “i’m always running late and you’re always leaving the elevator open for me and i’ve gotta properly thank you for that you’ve saved my ass countless times”
  • “Do you even know how to drive a motorcycle?”
  • “Look at me–you’re safe.” 
  • “It was just a dream, you’re alright.”
  • “on a scale of one to ten… How illegal do you think doing this is?”
  • “it’s too cold! Get back here…” 
  • “just relax, i’ll wash your hair for you”
  • “Shh-no, no, don’t panic love. You’re safe now” 
  •   "What do you do when you can’t sleep?”                     
  • “Rub my back please?”                     
  • “Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.” 
  • “I need you more than you need me.” 
  • “It’s been a long day… let’s take a bath together.” 
  • “I am who I am because of you.” 
  • “*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?” 
  • “I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!” 
  • “Is it alright if I call you princess?” 
  •   “I heard an ordinary name can lead people to have ordinary expectations about a person”
  • “You make me nervouse, but you also make me calm”

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Have Courage And Be Kind (Thor Odinson AU)

A/N: CINDERELLA AU! I cried so hard when I learned that Hayley Atwell played Cinderella’s mom in the live-action Cinderella movie. I cried so hard when I first saw the movie. (i didnt see the movie until now shut up) I just had to write this. 

Have courage, and be kind. 

You heard that saying from your mother, who was sat on a chair, her face weary and unlikely, but she was smiling wide up at you. Her dear daughter would be the last thing she wanted to see before she goes to a better place. 

“You have more kindness in your little finger than most people possess in their whole body.” your mother cooed up at you, and you tried not to cry in front of her. “And it has power, more than you know.” 

Her smile grew wider.

“And magic.”

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“A Ladder.”


PART ONE! Jensenxreader fic. ‘Out Of Bounds.’

“Shit!” I whispered to myself. I had accidentally stub my toe against the door. The pain struck through my body making me wince. The feeling went away and I went back to what I was doing before.

There he was. My new neighbor. He was tall and lean with short dirty blonde hair. My eyes couldn’t help but wander off to his ass. And may I say, he sure has a nice one.
He was dreamy. Like he came from a movie or a book. A tall woman walked out of the house and toward the man. Her arms wrapped around his neck and she pecked his lips.
‘Must be his wife.’ I scoffed. The man went into the house making her more noticeable.
“And they have a baby?” I rolled my eyes and closed the door behind me.
“Figures a man that sexy would be married and have a kid. At least she’s pretty.” I sighed.

“You say something?” My dad asked from the other room.
“Nothing.” I replied.
He walked over to me and kissed my forehead. His eyes wandered to the window and saw our newly neighbors.

“Hm. Maybe we should go welcome them to the neighborhood.” Before I knew it, my father was walking towards the couple. I followed.

“Howdy!” The words escaped my dad’s mouth making me cringe.
“Oh hi!” The man replied. His voice was ruff and deep. It was soothing in a way.
“I’m James, this is my daughter, y/n.” He reached his hand out toward the handsome fellow.
“I’m jensen and this is my wife Daneel.” He smiled. “And this little one is justice. We call her JJ for short.” He picked up the adorable little girl and swung her over his side.
My heart fluttered. But I didn’t want to make it noticeable.

“It was really nice meeting you two. How long have you lived here?” Daneel asked.
“For a few years. My wife passed 5 years ago and we decided it was best to make a new start.” He rambled.

I rolled my eyes. I hated when he mentioned my mother. Especially to strangers. I peeped up at jensen who was already staring and smiled. I could feel the blood rush up into my cheeks and the heat escape my body.

JJ started to pull on my hair. “Oh sorry. No JJ, don’t do that.” Jensen said as he tried to make justice release my hair.
“Oh it’s ok. She’s adorable.” I said. Justice reached her arms towards me and I pulled her away from jensen.
“Hi cutie.” I said. He started to play with my necklace. “Oh you like that huh?” I laughed. She was beautiful. They were beautiful. And it was kind of sickening.

“Let’s go y/n. And leave the neighbors to their unpacking.” My dad said, interrupting my thoughts.
“Oh yeah ok.” I gave JJ a peck on the head and gave her back to jensen. “She likes you.” Daneel said.
“Oh? Yeah I love kids. She’s pretty great herself.” I winked at justice. I turned away and started to walk back home.
“It was great meeting you y/n!” Jensen yelled from behind. His voice was like a soft melody, I could hear him talk for hours.


It’s been a few months since I met the ackles family. And I grew to like them more and more everyday. Daneel was amazing, as much as I envied her relationship with jensen, I couldn’t hate her. And jensen. He was everything I dreamed of. He was sweet and caring and all together hilarious. He always made me laugh.

Tonight is my first night of babysitting justice. The couple had to go to a premiere party for daneels new movie.
Both jensen and daneel are actors. Which was strange because I live next door to them. Jensen once told me he was on a show called supernatural, so of course, I went on Netflix and started binge watching all of the seasons. It was incredible. And after the first season, I was hooked. I’d always ask him questions about the show and his character and he loved to have a discussion with me. It’s weird talking to him in person and seeing him on screen. But I understand why he was loved by so many. He’s incredible.

I rung the doorbell to their house and jensen answered. He was wearing a white button up with a black thin tie. His jacket was a tint of red and black. He looked so handsome. He threw me a smile and waved for me to walk in.
“Good evening mr. Ackles.” I teased.
“Please don’t ever call me that. Makes me feel old.” He laughed.
“JJ is upstairs with her momma. She just ate, but there’s food and beer. Help yourself.” He smiled. I could get lost in his eyes all day.
‘Get it together y/n. He’s married.’

Daneel walked down the stairs with justice in her arms. She looked beautiful. Her red gown fitted her curves perfectly. And he hair was tossed in a neat bun.
“Hi y/n.”
“Hi.” I reached for justice and she wrapped her tiny arm around my neck.
“Hi Lovebug.” I snuggled her up and pecked her on the cheek. Justice was smiling from ear to ear and wouldn’t stop giggling.
“Have fun you two. And remember JJ, don’t get too drunk.” He teased. He kissed her forehead and winked at me. “See you in a few hours.” Daneel yelped. And they disappeared into the night.

“Well it’s just you and me kiddo.”


Justice and I played for hours. We painted and I made her spaghetti, which of course got everywhere. So I took her a bath and we decided to snuggle up on the couch and watch wreck it Ralph. My favorite Disney Pixar movie. Before I knew it, we were both sleeping on the couch. She laid on top of my chest.
“Sh sh sh. It’s ok. Go back to sleep. I’m just going to put JJ upstairs.” Jensen mumbled. I smiled and fell back to sleep.


“Y/n. Wake up.” Jensen pulled your arm, making you jolt.
“Mm what time is it?” You asked.
“It’s 1:30. Sorry. I just couldn’t sleep.” You opened your eyes and jensen was standing next to the couch in only his boxers. Your eyes were wide and you tried to look away.
“Uh, sorry. I’ll leave.” You got up and reached for your shoes beside him. Your hand hit his thigh and you squealed.
“You don’t have to leave. I just wanted to see how you were doing.” Jensen said.
“I-I’m ok. Thanks.” You said, trying not to face him.
Jensen knelt down to you and pulled your chin to his face.
“Then why won’t you look at me?” He breathed.
“I-I don’t know. You’re just wearing boxers.” You stuttered.
“So? Does it bother you?”
“No it’s just hard to focus.”
You gulped. You didn’t realize how close he was until now. He exhaled and You could feel it on your cheek.
You opened your mouth to speak, and before You knew it, you two were kissing. His lips pressed hard on yours and he picked you up making you straddle him. One hand was on your back while the other was tangled in your hair.
Was this happening?!
You pulled away for a moment to catch a breath.
“What about daneel?” You asked quietly.

Jensen looked down for a moment. You could feel his heart beat. “Honestly, things haven’t been ok with us for a while. We have been trying, but it’s just not working out. And now living next to you, I can’t.” Jensen paused for a moment. He kissed you one more time and whispered “I can’t stop thinking about you. Watching you with JJ makes me like you even more. I don’t know what to do with myself.”
You pulled his face to yours. Every single word he said, playing in your head. It was surreal. Your hips started swaying over his, you could feel his hard shaft through his boxers, and it was making you hot.
“Fuck” he whispered. He sucked your neck and pulled you in closer.

“Dadda!” Justice called out.
Jensen shot up and started panting. ‘It was a dream? A damn dream?’ He thought to himself.


“Dadda!” I heard justice yell from her bedroom. My eyes fluttered open. Why am I still at the ackles house?
I rubbed my eyes and threw my hair in a messy bun.
I walked towards JJs room and picked her up.
“Hey Lovebug. Couldn’t sleep?” I sat on the rocking chair as she laid her head on my shoulder.
“Shh it’s ok.” I started to hum ‘not in that way’ by Sam smith. And slowly, she fell back to sleep. The door creaked open and my eyes shot up.
“Uh hi.” Jensen whispered.
“Hey. I think she fell back to sleep.” I gestured to JJ.
Jensen walked over and pulled her off of me. He laid her down in her crib and we quietly walked out of her room.

“Sorry. I heard her cry and thought I should go see if she’s ok.” I said.
“Oh don’t worry about it. Thank you. So uh want a beer?” He hesitated.
“Sure.” It’s not like I was going back to sleep anytime soon. Especially seeing jensen in a white tshirt and boxers. His hair was messy but he still looked handsome.

And here I was with a messy bun, faded skinny jeans and a grey tank top. Great.

I followed him downstairs to the kitchen. He pulled out two beers and handed one to me. Our bottles clinked together and we took a swig of our beer.

“You could go back to sleep if you want.” I said.
“Nah. It’s ok, I’m wide awake now.” He chuckled.
I looked down to my shoes, feeling the heat escape my body. I have never stayed over night at jensens house.
“Want to watch a movie or something?” He gestured.


We decided on ‘If I stay.” I read the book back in high school, and I fell in love.

“That Chloe chick is a pretty great actress. I met her last year.”
I choked on my beer forgetting jensen is this celebrity with famous friends.
“You ok?” He laughed.
“Uh ye-shit!” I dropped the bottle of beer all over my pants making me soaked.
“Well that’s awesome.” I said sarcastically.
Jensen was laughing beside me for a minute before getting up and grabbing me a towel.
“Shut up.” I rolled my eyes.
“It’s not my fault you’re a Cluts! Remember the other day you tripped and fell into JJs little pool?” He couldn’t stop laughing. Which was making me smile.
“I’m glad my clumsiness enlightens you. But I do remember you missing the last step on the stairs and you falling on your ass!”
“What? No-I - shut up!”
He tossed me the towel and I tried to dry off my pants.
“They’re soaked.”
“Here take them off, I’ll get you some sweats.”
“It’s ok I can jus-”
“No it’s fine.”
Jensen left the room and I slipped my pants off. It felt good to take them off.
Jensen came back into the room immediately after. I tried to reach for the towel but it was too late.
“Oh shit oops.” He closed his eyes.
“Uh sorry I thought you left.” I exhaled.
“I forgot the key for my room.” He smiled.
“C’mon jensen, you don’t have to close your eyes” you chuckled. ” you’re an actor for gods sake. I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of girls in their panties.”
He slowly opened his eyes. “True.” He looked down at my body and bit his lip.
Was he checking me out? My heart started to race. And my palms were sweaty.
“Right your pants. I’ll be back.” And he darted off.


I looked ridiculous wearing jensens sweats. They were baggy.

“So I should hit the sack. Daneel leaves to New York tomorrow and I have to take her to the airport.” Jensen sighed.
“Yeah. I should go home.”
“I’ll walk you? So I know you made it.”
I nodded.

The cold breeze hit my face and it felt refreshing. It was getting hot in the house, maybe because of the incident with jensen? Who knows.

I wished my house was further so we could be alone longer. But unfortunately I’m next door.

“Thanks for babysitting. How much do I owe you?” He asked interrupting my thoughts.
“You’re welcome and don’t worry about it, I love JJ.” Jensen smiled and wrapped his arms around my waist. We squeezed each other for a moment, and I decided to kiss him on the cheek. I propped up on my tip toes and leaned towards his cheek. He must’ve wanted to do the same thing because our lips collided. He squeezed tighter and ran his tongue over my teeth. We heard a faint bark from one of the neighbors dog down the street and made us jump.
“Uh I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” Jensen exclaimed. Before I could talk, jensen ran back to his house, leaving me alone in front of my door.
‘What the hell just happened?’ I whispered to myself, as I traced my lips with my fingers.

dating park jimin would include
  • stolen pecks in the early morning 
  • jagiya, when will you get up?”
  • observing your peaceful state of sleep and stealing more kisses in hopes that you would wake up
  • making a mess breakfast together
  • “let’s match today, pleaase
  • running errands and dealing with his never ending pda
  • “just one kiss,”
  • “you’ve already had fIVE!”
  • getting flustered when he grabs your hand randomly in public
  • turning a bright tomato red shade and turning even redder when the boy pokes fun at you
  • “i’ve never seen your face as red as this…”
  • cheeky and subtle smirks when he’s doing something he’s not supposed to (”jimin. get your hand off my butt.”)
  •  meeting up with the rest of the boys still wearing matching tees
  • never hearing the end of it from them
  • movie nights with everyone and becoming really flustered when a heated scene comes on
  • doing the pocky challenge with him
  • but jimin ends up just eating the pocky and kissing you
  • never ending compliments
  • “you’re so beautiful wahhh
  • “i’ll love you forever and ever, to the moon and back”
  • “actually further than the moon, to the sun because you’re so goddamn hot”
  • “ok jimin you can shut up now”
  • having picnics on beautiful, sunny days and playing tag barefoot in the grass
  • sun somehow turning to rain
  • running back home in complete laughter and only being covered by a flimsy picnic blanket 
  • “what do you think it’s like to kiss in the rain, jiminie?”
  •  “we’ll find out”
  • cheesy kissing in the rain until it’s freezing and you have to hurry in to get dry
  •  cuddling for days
  • “just a few more minutes”
  • “how about the rest of the day?”
  • coming home to find jimin on the carpet playing with a puppy
  • “wh-” 
  • “where-”
  • “ok fine we’ll keep him”
  • always finding ways to cheer each other up
  • having tickling battles and him smiling solely based off the sound of your laughter
  • singing you to sleep
  • you supporting him at concerts and shows
  • him supporting you in everything you do
  • “i love you, jiminie,”
  • “i love you more”
  • “no”
  • “yes”
  • “shut up and kiss me”

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10 / part 11


“Is there a reason I had to walk here in the rain because you were too insistent to wait for a fucking bus?” Pidge grumbled from under a mountain of towels and blankets, a mug clutched in her hands.

“Yes.” Lance said, plopping himself down in front of her. “Tell me about multiverses.”

“Multive- Lance, what? Is this about that guy again?” She asked, looking concerned and shoot Hunk a look. Lance caught it and groaned.

“Just tell me, Pidge. Please.” He begged, and Pidge sighed.

“Well, um…..Lance, I’m more into aliens and stuff but uh, let’s see.” Lance waited patiently, not saying a word as Pidge gathered her thoughts. It took a moment, and then she started talking.

Keep reading

FMA is one of the few anime I wouldn’t mind if the live action movie used some European people (AOT also) since a number of the characters are, but I’m loving the sheer butthurtness/hypocrisy going on about the cast being entirely Japanese. (Japanese people starring in stories made by other Japanese people for a Japanese audience, how horrible!! 😒).

Whenever a character of color has gotten whitewashed: “Shut up sjws it’s just casting! There wasn’t any poc of the role! Why does skin color matter? If you dont like it dont watch it! It’s all about the best actor!”

Now: “The characters are European this is stupid! How racist, it’s ok to ignore the source material when OBVIOUSLY they are European? It’s ok to question Scarlet for her role in ghost in the Shell but not this? *incoherent gibberish*”

Nobody cares about casting the right ethnicity until it happens to white characters. Cry me a river 💧💧💧

No, Will, You Can't Sing Along

“I can’t believe I let you talk me into doing this…” Nico grumbled as Will settled next to him on the couch. They were in the commons room, which was unusually void of campers due to the bonfire going on just across the camp.

“Don’t be a downer, Sunshine.” Will pouted with a dramatic huff, reaching over to pinch one of Nico’s cheeks.

Nico groaned, masking a blush, and leaned awayas his older boyfriend reached forward to grab the TV remote from the couch’s arm. “How many times have I told you not to call me sunshine?”

“How many times have I told you that I’m gonna call you sunshine no matter what you say ‘cause despite how angry you can get, you’ll always be my little sunshine?” Will shot back with a smile, powering on the TV. The screen flashed on with the colourful title screen of “Aladdin”, an instrumental version of “A Whole New World” playing softly in the background.

Nico eyed the bright screen with uncertainty as Will’s smile continued to grow across his cheeks. “Oh, you’re going to love this movie!”  He beamed, selecting the play movie option. The title screen faded to black and then a moment later, previews for movies that had been released years earlier began to run. “Wish we could skip these though…” Will said to himself, only noticing his boyfriend’s silence after he dropped the remote and reached over to grab the bag of popcorn he had bought from the Stolls days earlier. “Something wrong?” He asked, slinging one arm behind Nico’s shoulders and the other deep into the bag of popcorn.

Nico shook his head, his eyes leaving the screen to send a particularly nasty side-glare at Will. “You better not sing along.” He said bluntly, the hardness in his voice contradicting his body as it relaxed against Will’s.

Sky blue eyes rolled back with a groan. “C’mon, Nico… That’s the best part of watching Disney movies! You can’t expect me not to-”

Before he could finish his sentence, Nico cut him off with a protesting Ehem.  “Don’t even try that with me, William. My one condition to watching these movies with you was that you weren’t allowed to sing along.” Nico could feel Will’s larger body deflate against him, but felt only the smallest pinch of empathy. After all, a deal was a deal.


“No buts.”

Fine.” Will whined as a trailer for some cheesy kid’s movie ended, leading into the start of the movie. The blond perked up in synchronization to the starting notes of the movie’s first song. “Finally!” He cheered, earlier disappointment forgotten. Nico couldn’t help but smile and roll his eyes.

“You’re such a child…” He said fondly, reaching into the bag of popcorn and taking a handful of the buttery kernels for himself. “Now hush, the movie’s starting.”


Will fought against the urge to sing along to the movie’s catchy songs - the same catchy songs he’d listened to ten thousand times over and could recite forwards and backwards with perfect timing - but he was an Apollo-born, so it wasn’t his fault that singing was in his blood. He couldn’t help mouthing along to the opening verse of “Prince Ali” despite Nico’s glares of warnings, but it was the chorus that finally broke him. He all but jumped up as Robin Williams sang, belting out the lyrics at a ear-splittingly sharp pitch.

“Prince Ali, fabulous he! Ali Ababwa!” He shouted, proud and much too loud for just about anyone with ears, including Nico, who shrunk away from the blond.

“Wi-” Nico tried, making a quick grab for the bag of popcorn before it could tumble to the floor.

Genuflect, show some respect, Down on one knee!” Will continued to sing, oblivious to his protesting boyfriend until a small hand clamped down and tugged on his bicep. With the music still playing without his singing, Will glanced over at Nico, who wore a mix of disbelief and amusement on his face.

“Will.” He scolded, eyebrow raised accusingly. With a nervous chuckle, Will sank down.

“Sorry?” Nico shook his head, and Will’s shoulders sagged. He blew his one chance to watch his favourite Disney  movies and cuddle with his boyfriend, no doubt about that. “Crap, babe, I promise I won’t do it again… It’s just my favourite song and I had to-”

“You’re ridiculous.” The smallest of grins cracked through Nico’s pressed lips, pale features relaxing into a look of fondness as he stared at the pleading Will.

“I’m-? Does that mean we can still watch?” He asked hopefully, all attention away from the movie continuing its run in the background.

With a sarcastic roll of his dark eyes, Nico nodded. “Just, and you know I don’t want you to take this personally, please don’t sing along. I think I’d rather hear Genie sing than you, no offence.”

Will gasped in mock offence, but leaned over and kissed Nico’s cheek. “You’re the best boyfriend ever, you know that?” He grinned, hooking his arm around Nico’s skinny shoulders and tucking Nico’s body against his own, noting for the billionth time how they fit together like pieces of a puzzle.

“I know.” Nico replied, but it seemed that Will had already averted his attention back to the movie. His pale eyes were transfixed to the colourful screen, lips mouthing along the lines as the characters spoke. “But you, on the other hand, are the biggest dork ever.” He poked Will’s side, earning a challenging side-glare.

“Dork, huh?” Will smirked, pulling the almost-forgotten bag of popcorn back onto his own lap. “Remind me, who’s the one who plays Mythomagic, again?”

“We are not bringing MythoMagic into this.” Nico warned.


“What happened to watching the movie?”

“You were the one who continued talking-”

“Well, you were the one who started singing.”

Will opened his mouth, about to shoot something right back at Nico, but the opening piano to A Whole New World began to sound from the TV’s speakers, causing the blond to freeze up in what Nico could only guess was excitement. “Okay, shut up.” He commanded, eyes widening childishly as Aladdin’s voice flooded the air around them.


“Nope.” Will hushed, flinging his hand out and slapping it over Nico’s mouth.

Mmph-” Nico sounded, attempting to pry off Will’s hand and failing, mouth only being freed once the song had come to an end. “What was that for!?” He asked in bewilderment, eyes wide as he stared up at the blond.

Will shrugged, as if the answer was the most obvious in all of the mortal world. “You can’t just talk during A Whole New World!”

Nico let his head fall back, staring up at the dim ceiling as he debated whether slapping his boyfriend would be an appropriate response. “I don’t know what to do with you.” He finally said.

“Kiss me?”

“I’m not-”

“But Aladdin kissed Jasmine.” He complained, dramatically jutting out his bottom lip.

“What’s your point?”

“It’s like, a Disney law that we have to kiss.”

“No it isn’t, you’re making things u-”

Their banter was cut off as Will leaned forward and bumped his lips against Nico’s, softly and hesitant at first before Nico pulled him in by the curls of his golden hair. They remained kissing for gods know how long, movie long forgotten once Nico leaned away, their foreheads just hardly touching.

“We’d be the perfect Aladdin and Jasmine.” Will smiled, eyes fluttering shut just in time to miss the crooked smile Nico’s slightly kiss-swollen lips tugged up to. 

“You’re such a dork.”

“Yeah, but you love it.“

“Scratch that, you’re a cliché dork.”


Hello!! I’ve finally got a new one shot up! Holy gods! 

Based off the prompt sent into me two thousand years ago by demigod-from-galifrey: hi! ok, so, about the fanfic prompt thing? see, i got this head cannon that will and nico can’t watch disney movies together because will insists on singing along, but he sounds absolutely horrible when he tries <3 and i wondering if you could write something based on that? also, i really like your blog, and i think your really cool! :D

Thank you for reading, and if you want to find any of my other fics then just click here —> (x)


About the first time he made love with Winona Ryder that was a pure virgin: “I was going insane that night. I didn’t know what the *beep* to do. I had so many questions in my head. What if she hates it? What if she doesn’t want to do it? What if she thinks I’m a jerk? All those questions, but I was wrong. Very wrong”

About having sex with Winona Ryder: “Ooh it was great. It always is. I mean yeah we have sex. Big deal. Every couple does. We’re like any other couple. We do it everywhere. Like other people. We’re not aliens, just because we do movies. What’s the big deal? It’s just sex. I don’t go *beep* every girl in front of me. Only Noni. Noni, that’s it.”

About having sex with Winona Ryder: “We do it every night. O yeah. We like it kinky. You know what I mean? All dirty, nasty, some hard *** *beep*…ok I’ll shut up now.”

- Johnny Depp on Winona Ryder