shut up i know you all hate him

first off, WARNING, MAJOR TAZ SPOILERS. but guys. i gotta point out some o’ the ep 57 highlights ‘cause this was wild. it was wet & it was wild, lads

  • griffin, literally clapping with childlike glee: “i know what he doooes. magnus, edward’s going to make a strength check to rip one of your fucking arms off.”
  • clint won’t stop saying merle is dead. his sons all clamor to explain to him what unconsciousness is. “you know when you go to sleep? at night??”
  • “i’m going to cast… divine wood.” “and you pop the most righteous boner”
  • the moment it became clear we were about to witness explicit umbrella vore in the podcast the adventure zone my fucking heart stopped and i literally had to leave my home and take a walk
  • “how would you like to live forever?” “I’D HATE IT. SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
  • “my day was pretty shit.” “uh, are you a MANNEQUIN? YEAH. maybe, like, keep your shit to yourself if you’re not a MANNEQUIN.”
  • magnus tries to smack a lich with his own severed arm
  • the boys are back where their story began. they sleep in one of their old campsites, and griffin notes that there are “surprisingly well-carved” makeshift chairs. god i teared up
  • magnus came here on a spaceship. we’ve finally gone full scifi
  • okay so the final revelation is fucking wild and i’d just like to appreciate 1. griffin was apparently so excited to finally say those words out loud that his heart was racing. 2. he has now made you-know-who into the most important NPC in the campaign. 3. clint mcelroy is just absolutely cackling for a full two minutes, from the moment he realizes what’s happening to the end of the episode. he’s so proud of his son for his year-long, cheesy fucking dad joke. and honestly so am i

headcanon: when chirrut and baze were organising their wedding chirrut refused to send out invitations because, and i quote “ the Force will let guests know where to go” and so baze got all the invites done and sent out and it was the wedding of the century and chirrut would not shut up about how the force had ordained it to be perfect until baze said i sent out the kriffing invites not the Force and chirrut just smiled his shit-eating smile and stroked baze’s face and said the force told me you would and baze hates this motherfucker so much he wants to spent the rest of his life telling him what a shit he is

Dating Pietro Maximoff Would Include...

Originally posted by tomshardy

Quick reminder that I write for Marvel as well as TVD and The Originals.


 - Sleepy Pietro is grumpy Pietro

• He drinks three cups of coffee with enough sugar to supply a small army

• By month four of dating you know him inside out

• Wanda scares the shit out of both of you

• Double dates with her and Vision

• “You can’t roll your r’s?” “Shut up.” “No, it’s adorable.” “I hate you.”

• “DID YOU TAKE MY SOCKS AGAIN” “They are soft and comfy.”

• “Pietro, you’re snoring.” “I don’t snore. You snore.” “Go back to sleep grump-face.”

• He eats all the food in the fridge.

• You fight, sometimes for a week, sometimes for an hour.

• When he can’t sleep, you can’t sleep.

• “Why are you up, beautiful?” “Nightmare.” “I will protect you.”

• This one time, he was in the hospital and you were straight up gonna smack him but Steve advised against it so you just yelled at for being stupid.

• It doesn’t matter how long you date him, Wanda will always scare the shit out of you, but you love her, so it’s all good.

• PDA PDA PDA

• “You’re cute when you’re angry.” “You suck.” “No, you suck,”

• He loves the Harry Potter movies.

• You have marathons with ice cream, candy, cheese curls, and popcorn.

• He is the best boyfriend ever any who thinks different can fiGHT ME

December 15th

Ice Skating

SummaryDec 13th | Dec 14th | Dec 15th | Dec 16th | Dec 17th | Dec 18th | Dec 19th | Dec 20th | Dec 21st | Dec 22nd | Dec 23rd | Dec 24th

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5 years ago:

“I don’t like this. I don’t like this. I really don’t-”

“Aedion,” Lysandra turned her sharp eyes to the blonde male next to her. “Shut up.”

“All he knows what to do is complain, Lys.” Aelin rolled her eyes, a smirking as she gripped her cousin’s arm tighter. “He’s a child.”

“I hate you both, right now,” Aedion said through clenched teeth. He stared down at his feet, not even bothering to look up at the girls. “Almost as much as I hate ice skating.”

At that moment, Aedion’s feet started to slip out from under him. Lysandra and Aelin grabbed his arms tighter and straightened him up as they continued to glide along. Aedion grumbling under his breath some more as the girls shared a look before shaking their heads.

The sound of skates sliding to a stop caused Aelin to look to her left. A giant smile broke out of her face as Rowan slowed down next to her.

“How’s the personal assistant duties going?” Rowan glanced over at Aedion, a wicked spark in his eyes as his lips turned up.

“Like I said,” Aedion watched his feet as they glided against the icy surface. “I really hate this idea.”

Aelin rolled her eyes, a smile on her lips as she glanced over at Aedion. “And like I said. You’re a child.”

Rowan let of a deep laugh as his gloved hand reached for Aelin’s.

“I hate to leave you down to one assistant, Aedion,” Rowan said. “But do you mind if I steal Aelin from you?”

Aedion simply grumbled, saying sure before complaining more about skating. Aelin glanced at Lysandra once, just to make sure it was okay. When the black haired beauty nodded with a smile, now grabbing onto Aedion with both hands, Aelin let go and went off with Rowan.

They skated around the loop a few times, holding hands and laughing. They weaved in and out of other couples, little kids, and elders. At one point, Rowan decided to would be funny to pick up some speed, dragging Aelin along as she laughed, halfheartedly telling him to stop. Only when they almost took some kids off their feet did Rowan slow down again and the continued around the loop.

“Where did you learn to skate?” Aelin asked after a few moments of comfortable silence around the loop.

“My cousins and I would skate on the pond behind my house when we were growing up,” Rowan explained, a smile lighting up his face as he glanced down at Aelin. “We loved hockey.”

“I’m not surprised,” Aelin laughed. “You Whitethorns are a competitive bunch.”

Rowan chuckled as they moved out of the way of some kids speeding past them.

“What about you?” Rowan looked down at Aelin with a wicked smirk on his face. “Where did the great Aelin Galathynius learn to skate?”

“Well,” Aelin slowed to a stop, leaning against the boards that were set up around the rink. “I am amazingly good at everything.”

Rowan placed one hand on the boards behind Aelin, leaning in closer. “Modest too.”

“I never claimed that.” Aelin smirked.

Rowan hummed. He was so close, she could feel his breath in her face as he let out a deep chuckle. All it took was for Aelin to lean forward an inch or so and her lips found his.

She was very happy to stay in that position. She didn’t care how many kids were around, how many people were watching. Aelin smiled into the kiss as Rowan pulled her closer. But that smile fell at the sound of an all too familiar voice suddenly speaking up.

“For gods sake you two, get a freaking room.”

Aelin sighed dramatically, her and Rowan pulling apart. Rowan stepped to the side, so he was standing next to Aelin. With Rowan out of the way, Aelin saw the white-haired beauty that spoke.

“You’re a pain in my ass, you know that, Manon?”

Manon’s red lips pulled back in a smirk. “I wouldn’t want to be anything else.”

Aelin glared at the woman before her. She watched as Dorian rolled his eyes, playing an arm around Manon’s shoulders.

“We were wondering if you guys were ready to go?” Dorian told them. “My toes went numb a few minutes ago.”

“Sure,” Aelin nodded, Rowan placing his arm on the board behind her. “I think Lys said something about getting hot chocolate or something when we were done.”

“Yes please. Let’s get out of here.”

Hearing Aedion’s voice, they all turned. And Aelin couldn’t tell who looked more ready to leave. With Aedion holding onto the boards with one hand and Lysandra holding his other arm, they both looked ready to murder someone.

“Trust me,” Lysandra watched as Aedion pulled himself off the ice and over the boards when they reached the others. “I would have pushed your ass over the boards an hour ago if you asked.”

“You guys ready to get out of here and get some hot chocolate?” Dorian asked, a hint of laughter in his voice.

“Wait!” Lysandra looked away from Aedion. The annoyance in her voice suddenly gone. “We need to get a picture!”

No one had the heart to argue with her. Not when they knew what Lysandra’s mood swings were like. And because of Aedion, she was already in a mood.

“Get back on the ice, Aedion.” Aelin told her cousin with an eye roll as they all stood next to the boards.

“But my feet hurt.”

“And?”

Aedion looked ready to grumble some more, but he caught Lysandra’s stare. Taking a deep breath in through his nose, Aedion stood up from the bench he was sitting on and made his way back towards the boards.

Rowan wrapped his arm around Aelin’s shoulders as they crowded around the camera. Lysandra held up her arm, flipping the camera on her phone around so they could all see themselves.

Just as the camera went off, Aedion jumped down off the boards. But his feet slipped out from under him. He landed flat on his ass, taking Manon out as he went down.

Everyone froze, watching on as Aedion watching Manon with wide eyes while she stared back with her ultimate death glare. They all held their breath, just waiting for Manon to go off at Aedion.

It was only when Lysandra let out a booming laugh did everyone look away from the two on the ground.

Lysandra didn’t speak. She couldn’t speak. Not between the teary eyed laugh she was giving off as she turned her phone around for everyone to see.

The picture was of Aedion and Manon in mid fall as Lysandra smiled brightly at the camera. Dorian had his arms held out, as if going to catch Manon before she hit the ice. While Aelin and Rowan watching on with faces of disbelief, Rowan’s arm wrapped tightly around Aelin’s shoulders.

And as Dorian let out a laugh loud enough to rival Lysandra’s, and as Aelin joined in, followed by Rowan, then Aedion - even Manon cracked a smile - Aelin decided this was her new favourite photo.

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“Reindeer Antlers” - coming tomorrow, December 16th

I want Elizabeth after the blue sect arc (With my headcanon that she already knows Seb’s a demon) just being totally salty with Sebastian all the time

“You see, im just one HELL of a butler”

“Shut the FUCK UP”

*Sebastian opens the door for her*
*She glares at him with hate*

Sebastian: *breathes*
Elizabeth: OMG CIEL CAN I KILL HIM ALREADY?!

26th & 28th/29th December Show Reports

Okay, I’m going to have to come clean at the start. This is another recap of two performances. One was with the full original cast (which I’ll talk less about, but I will cover the mistakes in it which were plentiful and glorious), which I will refer to as the Boxing Day show when I mention it, and the other was with James Howard as Draco and Morag Cross as McGonagall. The latter is the one for which I was sitting near the front of the stalls, and that’s the one I’ll focus on, because it was better and more interesting. 

(You’ll all be pleased to know I wrote over 2000 words less in this recap than I did my last one. It’s still almost long enough to be a dissertation though so… Sorry about that! I hope you enjoy.)

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logically, I know Andrew only uses a cheap disposable flip phone because he doesn’t see the need to communicate unless he absolutely needs to, the same reasoning as Neil.

but you can’t tell me that on some level part of the reason he uses a flip phone is because he LOVES to just snap his phone shut when hanging up on people, especially after telling them no. Andrew especially likes to do this to Kevin. Andrew knows how much Kevin hates being ignored so anytime Kevin calls Andrew to ask him to do something Andrew just answers with a curt “no” and snaps his phone shut before Kevin can get another word in. Kevin angrily texts him throughout the rest of the day until Andrew gets so bored with it that he turns his phone off for a few days. Kevin fumes and takes it out on the rest of the team, especially Neil. Andrew can’t bring himself to care because it helps them win.

adrian howell.

leave him fucking alone. just because his brother is famous doesn’t mean he wants to be. leave him alone, don’t try to find his twitter/insta/tumblr idfk. he’s just a normal boy with a not so normal brother. he never asked for all this bullshit. i hate the phandom so much right now. i know not all of us are like that, but a few are, and it disgusts me. maybe they even fight because of us. maybe adrian is mad at dan because us, his fans, won’t shut the fuck up and keep posting his private pictures. people disgust me. have you ever heard of the term “privacy”? dan asked us not to stalk or post about him.. let him live his fucking life, leave him alone, respect his privacy, please. thank you. rant over.

So basically this happened:

Girl: *goes at Hansol’s insta*

Girl: “Gay”

Hansol: “So? You hate gay guys? really? kkkkk”

Hansol: “ I don’t think so. Why you say just “gay” i don’t understand you say”

Other fans: “shut up girl” “what is your problem?”

Girl: “Oh ‘cmon y’all know Hansol does act like a f*gg”

Girl: “A freakin bottom”

Other fans: *report her comments* *send good and lovely comments to him*

Hansol: *goes at her insta* 

Hansol: “Yes zero is so cool i know my member”

Girl: *put her account on private*


He went after her lol~~ but I wish she can learn from this and stop being an idiot :)

Crave - A.I.

RequestCan you do an Ashton smut based off crave by tove lo?

Summary: Y/N and Ashton are secret friends with benefits who act like they despise each other when they aren’t hooking up. 

Pairing: Ashton x Female Reader

Warning: smut

A/N: There aren’t that many lyrics to work with for this song so I kinda interpreted this my own way with the lines “you are my favorite mistake, the one I keep loving to make” and “got my body all figured out, know what my trigger’s all about” and all that. Hope you like it.


Ashton hated Y/N- or at least he pretended to. He’d glare at her whenever others were around, refusing to talk to her or being flat-out rude if he had to make conversation with her. “Oh my god, Y/N, shut up,” he’d tell her whenever she spoke, mocking every word she said. She treated him the same way, so he had nothing to feel guilty about. They were constantly at each other’s throats when they weren’t alone, but they acted totally different behind closed doors.

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clockworkspider  asked:

Value me for Reiji and Shun thanks.

“I don’t hate you, you know.”

He looked up from his paperwork to see Kurosaki inspecting his fingernails, not even sparing him a glance as he continued on.  “I just wanted to get that out so that we had a mutual understanding.”

Reiji adjusted his glasses.  “It would be strange to voluntary associate with me.”  He had asked to stay with him for the afternoon.  Apparently Ruri had some romantic evening planned for Yuto and had wanted him out of the house.  Add in the constant rain that had shut down all of their outside duel arenas, and Kurosaki had claimed he had nowhere else he could go.  

“It would be an easy assumption to make with that whole hostage thing,”  He crossed his arms.  “Can’t say I’m not still a bit sore about you taking out the carding feature of duel disk without telling me.”

Reiji had to stifle a grin.  He didn’t want to seem as if he was mocking him, but it was an amusing statement to say the least.

“If we’re baring our true thoughts, then I suppose I should mention I was not a fan of you carding my employees.  But then I suppose I don’t hate you either.”

“Glad we got that out of the way,”  Kurosaki turned to watch the rain fall, signaling the conversation was over, which suited Reiji fine enough.  Still he couldn’t help but savor the humor that on one of the supposedly most romantic days of the year, the most he got out of it was an assertion he wasn’t despised.

The itch began to scratch at his skin, but it wasn’t so unpleasant this time around.

He was more than satisfied with spending a rainy Valentine’s day like this.

Let me tell you a story. I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night where we are in New Jersey since my boyfriend was away, and I have to support my Steelers, and I think every single guy in there was confused that I was there. One asked me if I was waiting for my man in the john..what’s a john? I turned around and told him I danced with Antonio Brown and that shut him up. I hate being all “don’t you know who I am?” but i had to in this case but it was hilarious..but the American slang still confuses me….john? what? 

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The Game- Bad Boy Taehyung (part 11)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7,Part 8, Part 9, Part 10

Ever since the day you had been locked in the room by Jimin and potentially the other boys, leading to you both making up, Tae had been trying too hard to make it all up to you, to be nice to you, in class, out of class, and you liked it. It also made most girls hate you, but you didn’t care.

“Here, I brought you this.” He whispered awkwardly, as he pushed a salted caramel cupcake in your direction.

“You know, seeing you blushing and awkward is sort of endearing.” Jimin laughed at his friend, who was a blushing mess sitting by your side at the table. Taehyung glared at him. He’d apologised to you, but Jimin was still not off the hook. Jimin shut up.

“Kids, behave.” Namjoon warned them.

“You know, with you being so nice to me, anyone would think you’re flirting.” You laughed, as you took a bite off your cupcake and gave Taehyung a flirtatious look. You licked off the remains of the salted caramel that lingered on your lips as seductively as you could, while looking straight into his eyes. Taehyung swallowed thickly.

“I’m just sorry I was a dick.” He replied sharply, crossing his arms over his chest, huffing, and looking away. You smiled. It really was cute to see the school’s recognised playboy blushing and struggling to flirt with you.

“And I said it was okay.” You replied. “But please feel free to bring me more cupcakes. Where the hell did you get this one from? It’s fucking fantastic!”

“Jin made it, actually. I asked him to.” Tae replied, giving you a rectangular grin that made your heart flutter.

“Jin is a baking God! Ah, whoever marries him will surely have won the lottery!” You exclaimed with a batting of your eyelashes, as if lost in a daydream. Taehyung looked completely distraught by that statement. You were meant to like him, not Jin.

He immediately took the cupcake off your hands, and shoved the rest of it in his mouth.

“No more Jin cupcake!” He spoke with his mouth still full.  You laughed. Jealous Taehyung was always endearing. It kind of made your insides jitter.

Jimin smiled at you, and sent you a text under the table. You felt your phone vibrate, so you pulled it out and looked at it.

JIMIN: You look happy. I think you should tell him you like him already, before someone else does ;)

Y/N: If you tell him, I will murder you in your sleep. I know where you live.

JIMIN: Awh! Come on! Always so aggressive! Look at the boy, he’s struggling! Give him a chance… Not all men are so bad you know?

You locked your phone, and huffed, sending him a glare across the table. Jimin knew he’d probably gone a step too far, but you knew he meant well.

Suddenly Hoseok said something, that had all boys laughing, including Jungkook, who was often quiet and reserved. You watched the young boy look somewhere towards his left slightly, and you followed his gaze. Your eyes landing on a young girl, walking by herself. She was pretty, and looked sweet and shy. You turned back to Jungkook and lifted an eyebrow at him. Jungkook looked down at his lap, and blushed, pretending not to have seen you.

“Can I talk to you after class?” Taehyung asked you in a whisper, while everyone continued to listen to Hoseok’s story.

“Sure. Where do you want to meet up? By your car?” You asked him nonchalantly.

“No, just wait for me at your lockers. I’ll take you somewhere.” He replied, and you felt the excitedly jitter of nervousness invade your stomach.

“Is it important?” You asked him, probing for more answers, or at least a clue.

“You could say so. Just make sure you are alone.” He told you, before turning back to Namjoon, and spitting out a foul joke you were almost shocked to hear.

You were slightly afraid to hear what Taehyung had to say, you didn’t want things to change, and you honestly didn’t know how you’d reply to him, but you also wanted to scream at him that you liked him, that he made you smile, and that he gave you those stupid butterflies. You wondered if perhaps, Jimin could be right.

Title:  Not Like the Others  

Word Count: 723

Warning: swearing, Bullying, pureblood slytherin reader

Pairing: DracoXReader (mentions of being a couple)

Rating: pg-13

Target Gender: Not Specified

Request: Hey! Can I have an imagine where I’m a pureblood slytherin girl who’s dating Draco, and because of this the trio hate me? But they don’t know that I’m actually a really nice girl! One day me and Draco are together with Crabbe Goyle and Blaise and Harry walks past, and they start teasing him, and I defend him and they all shut up. (Draco says nothing cuz he knows how nice I am) Later Harry thanks me and we become friends, but Draco’s not happy about it so I comfort him? Please and thanks!!!!

Summary: The Trio does not like you because you are a pureblood Slytherin with Crabbe, Goyle, and Blaise as your best friends and Draco as your boyfriend. They realize how nice you can be when you tell your friends off when they are bullying the trio. Draco doesn’t like this, so you comfort him.

Author’s Note: I apologize for how late I was to respond, I wrote it, but then I lost it. I have been very busy, but I will try my best to update more. Love.

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Radio 1 Breakfast Show
  • Radio 1 Breakfast Show
  • 27th September 2016
Play

The team discuss Harry’s Another Man magazine cover, or as some might say, him singlehandedly saving the magazine industry.

Alternatively titled: ⬜⬜⬜👦🏻👦🏻👦🏻

anonymous asked:

Dare: Start bowing to Naegi and his two queens then Togami

I. Hate. All. Of. You. *Byakuya bows to Makoto, Junko, and Mukuro*

I can’t help but feel a bit awkward regarding this.

I don’t know Sis. This seems totally fitting for some reason.

Shut up, both of you.

You are better than him. Don’t yell at him.

Vixx at a Restaurant
  • N: I'll have a steak please, Leo want to see how I eat steak, I do this motion
  • Leo: *preoccupied playing with the baby at another table*
  • Ravi: *to waiter*don't mind him he's always like that
  • Hyuk: 10 servings of gopchang please
  • Hongbin: Hyuk there's only six of us
  • Hyuk: shut up hongdickface I know what I'm doing
  • Hongbin: what'd you say to me Han Shithyuk
  • N: HONGBIN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
  • Hongbin: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY WHATEVER I WANT YOU ALWAYS TREAT HYUK AS YOUR FAVORITE YOURE NOT EVEN OUR REAL MOM
  • N: *gasps*
  • Leo: oh my god can y'all shut up where's the food at
  • Waiter: excuse me but the order isn't finished yet
  • Leo: oh god you know what, I hate you all
  • Hyuk: hyung you tell us that on a daily basis
  • N: I never asked for this I'm too precious
  • Ken:
  • Ken: you wanna see me stick a coin up my nose

ugh i hate my brother so much he hid the keys from me right before i had to go to class and he was being an asshole and i was having really bad anxiety about it and he was like “what are you gonna cry” like MAYBE BITCH WHO KNOWS ughhh he’s so mean to me and not just like the brotherly way but in an almost emotionally abusive way he just fucking insults me and degrades me all the time i can’t take it i want him to die

living together with Jimin (pt.1):

Ok sorry I had to XD I love doing this kind of stuff. ^^ Just let me know if you like it. If I can make more of them, if not I am going to stop ^^ LOVE YOU ALL♥

PS. I was inspired by @jungkookfortunekookies  ♥



You: Jimin you are so smoll *gasps dramatically* 

Jimin: Shut up Y/N I am taller than you. *gets angry* 



You: Jimin..? Bish pay attention to mee~ *annoyes the shit out of him*

Jimin: Stop annoying me Y/N go to bed. 



You: Oppaaa..I am scared. I hate you. Why did we watch a horror movie? 

Jimin: Aigooo, you are such a baby Y/N. Come and sleep with me. 



You: I am hungry. 

Jimin: Yeah same so move your ass and cook something. 



You: Jimin I can’t find my tootbrush. Did you used it again and throw it away?

Jimin: Who knows? 



You: Jimin did you hide my clothes? *yells from the bathroom, half nakes* 

Jimin: No, Y/N I don’t remember doing such naughty stuff. *smirks*


You: *comes home crying* 

Jimin: *makes murder plans* Who did this to you Y/N? 



You: ChimChim you look good todaay~ *fangirls* 

Jimin: *gets all shy* t-thank you Y/N. *blushes*



You: *trips over her own feet and fells on the hard floor* 

Jimin: *laughs* haha Y/N you can’t even wa-. *trips as well* 



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