shut up goat

Uhh so I wanted to mention something about Zim and his scary scary innocent ways

I know people tend to describe Zim as a ‘monster’ in Dark Harvest, and for good reason. Obviously what he does in that episode is horrible in a PRACTICAL sense, but I don’t think Zim actually displayed any evil intention here.

He was stealing organs because he had to go to the nurse. He’d been told that his anatomy would expose him as an alien and he’d be killed. So by Zim’s perspective, although misguided, he was stealing organs out of necessity for his personal safety - and NOT simply ‘because he is evil’.

When Dib confronts him about it he denies claim to doing anything wrong, and tries to deflect Dib’s accusation. Zim never does this when he’s intentionally trying to cause trouble. He’ll defend his actions to the whole class, but never just to Dib.

Zim also asks the hall monitor if he would ‘notice’ a few missing organs.
“Hey, is it okay if I borrow your stuff?”. There is no suggesting that he actually knows humans cannot function when missing vital organs, and he even tries to replace the stolen items. In a way he’s… sort of trying to be nice.

the leafs need to figure out their name situation. 

you’ve got two matts (granted one of them is ½ of hunlak so…..)

two Nikitas 

two connors

two Freddies (shut up i miss Goat) not to mention the guys with some spelling of Frederik as their middle name 

then you’ve got Matthews who gets called Matty or Matts 

you’ve got Matt Martin, Mitch Marner, and Martin Marinchin

just like calm down with the last names that start with M Marner, Martin, Matthews. Marchenko, Marinchin 

@the leafs. what the fuck

anonymous asked:

The nurseydex nicknames are Der Bear and Billy Goat

miss me wit that soft gay shit man,,, they’re terrible i love my boys

der 🐻🌹: babe what r we getting for lunch today

billy goat 🐐💕: idk what do you want

der 🐻🌹: idk what do you want

billy goat 🐐💕: idk what do YOU want

der 🐻🌹: i wanna eat out…… if u kno what i mean 😜😉😏

billy goat 🐐💕: i’m fucking blocking you der

der 🐻🌹: lmfao no ur not you just called me der xx

billy goat 🐐💕: shut up and go get some fucking soup from campus panera bread near the quad i hate you

der 🐻🌹: baby don’t be like that…
der 🐻🌹: do you want a
der 🐻🌹: BEAR claw 😉😉😉😉😉

billy goat 🐐💕: i can’t believe we haven’t broken up yet
billy goat 🐐💕: yes get it heated up

der 🐻🌹: ofc what kind of animal do you think i am

billy goat 🐐💕: ……………a bear

der 🐻🌹: //snorts gay lmao

billy goat 🐐💕: you’re gay go get me lunch
billy goat 🐐💕: and stop skipping meals or i’ll feed you myself and tell bitty

der 🐻🌹: hand feeding? kinky.

A Family Dinner

“Dane is such a darling,” Ruth gushed, very aware of the cameras. “Honestly, I have so many funny stories about him as a baby.”

“This was a mistake,“ Dane said to his dinner plate, so shiny he could see his own misery reflected back at him. “All of this was a mistake.”

“No, I do believe the only mistake in this house was Dave,” Rosa said thoughtfully. “The rest of us were planned.”

“I was too strong,” Dave claimed. “I broke the fucking condom as a tiny ass sperm cell. You’re welcome for my presence.”

“Can we not talk about how Mom was knocked up,” Roxy complained. “Dave and his mom fetish is nasty.”

“I don’t have a-”

“I’ve seen your search history,” Dirk said. “Just shut up and take the blow.”

“Well I’m sure you’d like me to take something.”

“No gay incest jokes, mom-fucker,” Roxy said.

“I’m not,” Dave denied.

“Ý́̕͠͝e̵̛͏͏̧s̕͜ ҉͠ỳ̶̨͢o͜͏̷̢́ư̸͘͡͠ ҉̧̢̀͟a҉́͟͢r̸͏̨è̶҉̷.̸͟,“ Rose said.

“Shut up. Go sacrifice a goat or something.”

“G̶̢͘l̀͏̶͟a̕͡d͞҉ļ͡ý̵.̡͢͠ “

“No ritual sacrifice at the dinner table!”

“Not with that attitude.“

“Dane’s trying to drown himself in the soup.”

“Let him. He’s never going to actually succeed.”


Hot Science Mess A Playlist for Doctor Newton Geiszler

For all the times Newton Geiszler had his shit together, and for all the times that he didn’t.

Happy Birthday. Shine on, you glorious creature of science.

Amy AKA Spent Gladiator One {The Mountain Goats} At Least I’m Not Like All Those Other Old Guys {Five Iron Frenzy} It Gets Better {fun.} Science is Fun {Portal 2 OST} Semi-Automatic {twenty-one pilots} Cave In {Owl City} We Are the Champions {Queen} I’m Not Okay (I Promise) {My Chemical Romance} This Week the Trend {Relient K} Little Lion Man {Mumford and Sons} Spent Gladiator 2 {The Mountain Goats}

// Listen Here

iboatedhere  asked:


Top 10 Favorite Songs

Oh man, okay…

“This Year” - The Mountain Goats
“Genghis Khan” - Miike Snow
“Can’t Help Falling in Love” - Elvis Presley
“Laura Palmer” - Bastille
“Never Quite Free” - The Mountain Goats
“Shut Up and Dance” - Walk the Moon
“10am Gare Du Nord” - Keaton Henson
“Hopeless Wanderer” - Mumford and Sons
“Out Here” - Peter Mulvey
“The Weight of the World” - The Editors

You didn’t need to protect me, Percy. I would’ve been fine.”

“Sliced like sandwich bread,” Grover put in, “but fine.”

“Shut up, goat boy,” said Annabeth.


Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief