shut up gin

“Ugh why did I end up with an idiot like you for a brother?”

“Shut up, Gin, you’re just jealous.”

“OOOOHHH Akutagawa-senpai, that split is perfect!!”

“Someone hurry up and take a photo so we can prove shitty Dazai wrong. I told him that we could do this, bastard didn’t believe me.”

Long live the draw your squad meme

fact about me: im fucking INSUFFERABLE when im tired

because when im tired enough i have two (2) possible moods

1. i get whiny and melancholy and, in the worst case, go into complete panic over some really insignificant thing
2. i get hyper and laugh at EVERYTHING and dont shut up for a second but nothing i say makes any sense whatsoever

Bleach characters, it turns out that Shinji and Hinamori have been the big bads of Bleach this whole time! Your reactions?


As requested by anon. :)


Aizen: The two of them…evil?


Gin: I know, Aizen-taicho. Such a shocker!


Gin: The two of them - evil! Without including you?


Aizen: I believe you completely misread my tone of voice, Gin.


Gin: I’m sure I did.


Gin: No way getting left out not just by Hirako and not just by Hinamori but by both of them together would bother you!


Aizen: Shut up, Gin.


Kyoraku: Squad 5 is just the evil squad, huh?


Ukitake: Maybe their squad barracks has mold?


Kyoraku: …I don’t think mold makes people evil, Ukitake.


Ukitake: Well, there must be some reason that people in Squad 5 keep being revealed as evil!


Ikkaku: Maybe they’re just the evil squad. Like Squad 11 is the strongest squad. And Squad 4 are the wimpy healers. And Squad 2 are the ninjas. And Squad 12 are the nerds. And Squad 3 are the sad artsy ones.


Kira: …sad artsy ones?


Ikkaku: You know it’s true.


Hitsugaya: T-there’s no way this is true! No way I’ll believe that Hinamori is a villain!


Hinamori: Yeah it’s not as though I’ve undergone any traumatic experiences that would make me hate you all.


Hitsugaya: But we’re old friends!


Hinamori: I KEEP BEING STABBED


Kira: I’ve seen Hinamori when she’s angry and murderous…


Kira: We may be in trouble here.


Matsumoto: I know how it feels to be abandoned by someone you loved.


Matsumoto: Can’t entirely blame Hinamori for going dark side.


(ghost) Yamamoto: Looks like I was correct to exile Shinji after all.


(ghost) Yamamoto: I knew that guy was super shady!


(ghost) Yamamoto: No man’s teeth should be that straight!


(ghost) Yamamoto: Not to mention his illusion powers! That’s like a stamp of pure evil.


(ghost) Yamamoto: So basically - POST-DEATH VALIDATION FUCK YEAH


Shinji: Unless, of course, it was being unjustly sentenced to death that MADE me want to destroy Soul Society.


(ghost) Yamamoto: But why I though we were friends now.


Ichigo: Man. I gotta stop trusting guys who stalk me.


Orihime: I gotta stop trusting guys who act interested in me to get to Kurosaki-kun!


Chad: I gotta stop trusting guys just because they have a club.


Ishida: So…this probably means that the rest of the visored are working with Hirako on whatever his evil plan is, right?


Hiyori: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DECIDED TO GO EVIL, SHINJI YOU BLOCKHEAD


Hiyori: YOU KNOW ICHIGO IS GOING TO KICK YOUR STUPID ASS


Hiyori: SOMEHOW YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE WORST DECISIONS


Ishida: …or possibly not.

fav lines from gintama eng dub
  • air steward: safe travels to you
  • bansai: whatever
  • shinpachi: elizabeth! i brought you your favourite bun for your intense enjoyment!
  • nizou: what do you say we take ourselves a little breaky poo
  • ???: lets bust a move biatches
  • shinpachi: look out motherscratchers(???)
  • gintoki: what?! MASAKA