shut up and take my money now

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

` ° * ✧ ° RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Have you been playing with matches again? ❜
❛ Do have anymore of that one stuff? ❜
❛ So, where do we go from here? ❜
❛ What the hell is that thing? ❜
❛ You know, you aren’t supposed to be doing that. ❜
❛ I almost forgot you only come around when you need me. ❜
❛ Oh, yeah, you played me good, didn’t you? ❜
❛ I’m not joking with you this time. ❜
❛ Do you ever think about having kids? ❜
❛ I didn’t mean to punch you that hard. ❜
❛ Nice shiner there, buddy. ❜
❛ Great way to start the day. ❜
❛ I just want peace and quiet. ❜
❛ Please, just go away already, ugh. ❜
❛ I’m not giving you any money! ❜
❛ You don’t own me. ❜
❛ Tell me what to do or what to say. ❜
❛ I love my freedom. ❜
❛ Shut up before I break your arm. ❜
❛ Now, that looks like a grand adventure. ❜
❛ I’m taking you home, come on. ❜
❛ Jesus, are you really that drunk? ❜
❛ What did you take? How many you’d take? ❜
❛ That’s not an orange. It’s a lemon. ❜
❛ The wait is almost over. ❜
❛ So, when are we going to finally meet? ❜
❛ I would like to see you in person. ❜
❛ Are you online dating again? ❜
❛ I’m not sad, I’m just tired. ❜
❛ I want to take a nap so bad. ❜
❛ I thought we could just nap together. ❜
❛ Life can be messy. ❜
❛ I wish life could be mess free. ❜
❛ Are you high or just stupid? ❜
❛ You can be anything you set your mind to. ❜
❛ We are not going to be like them. ❜
❛ I just wanted to fit in, I don’t know. ❜
❛ Are you going to that party tonight? ❜
❛ I thought we’d be together forever. ❜
❛ I really liked you. My fault. ❜
❛ We don’t like surprises. ❜
❛ Please save the lecture for someone who gives a shit. ❜
❛ What the hell did you do? ❜
❛ Well, you poor thing. ❜
❛ I’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜
❛ We can always kill them, yeah? ❜
❛ What’s all this glitter for anyway? ❜
❛ Damn, you look like shit. Smell like it too. ❜
❛ It’s not too dark and not too light. ❜
❛ I wanted to know what you liked so I stalked you. ❜
❛ I didn’t stalk anyone for the last time already. ❜
❛ I’m not sorry and I have no regrets. ❜
❛ You are so fucked, you know that? ❜
❛ Hey, you stole that from me! Give it back! ❜
❛ Screw you. ❜
❛ Just fuck off already. ❜
❛ You look like a Simpson. ❜
❛ I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. ❜
❛ I’m not mean, I’m just honest. ❜
❛ I will stab you with my fingernail, try me. ❜
❛ Your wish is my command. ❜
❛ I would love to see you suffer. ❜
❛ I’m not in, no way. This is bad. ❜
❛ I don’t want to break any rules. ❜
❛ Fine then. Don’t call and don’t text me anymore. ❜
❛ I’m not mad at you, don’t worry. ❜
❛ Do not ever question my parenthood again. ❜
❛ I don’t have time for this. ❜
❛ Death is all around us. ❜
❛ You’re just like the girl from gone girl. ❜
❛ You left, not me. ❜
❛ I’m not the one that’s always leaving. ❜
❛ I can’t believe this is truly happening. ❜
❛ I was wondering, if you wanted to look at the stars with me? ❜
❛ I always wanted to go on a date. ❜
❛ I knew you were trouble when you walked in. ❜
❛ I had a feeling. ❜
❛ Wait, do you feel that? That vibe right now? ❜
❛ Where could the gem be? ❜
❛ Do I look like someone you should mess with? ❜
❛ It stinks it this place. Can’t believe you call it home. ❜
❛ Wow, this is your house? ❜
❛ I can’t believe you didn’t think to ask me first. ❜
❛ You have a lot to learn. ❜
❛ What do you take me for? ❜
❛ What do I have to do to get it from you? ❜
❛ Will you ever stop asking me that? ❜
❛ This place never ceases to amaze me. ❜
more sapphic asks!!
  1. diamond sapphic or sapphire sapphic?
  2. laptop sapphic or desktop sapphic?
  3. gentle sapphic or bold sapphic?
  4. nike sapphic or adidas sapphic?
  5. relationship sapphic or single sapphic?
  6. fall in love slowly sapphic or fall in love immediately sapphic?
  7. latte sapphic or espresso sapphic?
  8. forest sapphic or desert sapphic?
  9. star sapphic or black hole sapphic?
  10. sweet sapphic or salty sapphic?
  11. cinnamon sapphic or vanilla sapphic?
  12. email sapphic or snail mail sapphic?
  13. secretive sapphic or open sapphic?
  14. ace sapphic or allo sapphic?
  15. glitter sapphic or matte sapphic?
  16. poetry sapphic or prose sapphic?
  17. hot tea sapphic or iced tea sapphic?
  18. ghost sapphic or witch sapphic?
  19. “touch me” sapphic or “stay away from me” sapphic?
  20. cuddling sapphic or making out sapphic?
  21. mauve sapphic or scarlet sapphic?
  22. clothes on sapphic or clothes off sapphic?
  23. concert sapphic or film sapphic?
  24. morning sapphic or evening sapphic?
  25. alien sapphic or ufo sapphic?
  26. lip balm sapphic or lipgloss sapphic?
  27. garden sapphic or greenhouse sapphic?
  28. succulent sapphic or floral sapphic?
  29. pure sapphic or sinful sapphic?
  30. urban sapphic or country sapphic?
  31. beyonce sapphic or rhianna sapphic?
  32. TELL ME IM ADORABLE sapphic or I’M NOT ADORABLE SHUT UP sapphic?
  33. nose kisses sapphic or jaw kisses sapphic?
  34. bra sapphic or no bra sapphic?
  35. send her love letters sapphic or send her romantic texts sapphic?
  36. headphones sapphic or earbuds sapphic?
  37. itunes sapphic or spotify sapphic?
  38. spend my money right now sapphic or save up sapphic?
  39. kids sapphic or no kids sapphic?
  40. chaotic sapphic or calm sapphic?
  41. cloudgazing sapphic or stargazing sapphic?
  42. stripes sapphic or plaid sapphic?
  43. long hair sapphc or short hair sapphic?
  44. CDs sapphic or vinyls sapphic?
  45. earthy sapphic or ethereal sapphic?
  46. bubble bath sapphic or bath bomb sapphic?
  47. history sapphic or science sapphic?
  48. can’t take your eyes off her neck sapphic or can’t take your eyes off her lips sapphic?
  49. mind sapphic or heart sapphic?
  50. kiss her against a wall sapphic or kiss her lying down sapphic?
Disney Villain Sentence Starters

Evil Queen

“Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.”
“I’ll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary ____, it’s a magic wishing ____.”
“One bite, and all your dreams will come true.”
“Now, make a wish, and take a bite.”
“I’ll fix ya! I’ll crush your bones!”
“All alone, my pet?”

Strombolli

“There! This will be your home - where I can find you always!”
“You will make lots of money… For me!”
“QUIET! Shut up before I *knock* you silly!”

Lady Tremaine

“Well, I see no reason why you can’t go… if you get all your work done.”
“Get up. Quick, this instant! We haven’t a moment to lose!”
“You clumsy little fool!”
“Oh. Well, don’t just stand there. Bring up the breakfast trays at once, and hurry!”
“Hold your tongue! Now, it seems we have time on our hands.”
“Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done?” 
“What on earth have you’ve been doing?”
“It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.”
“I forbid you to do this!”
“How charming, how perfectly charming.”
“Why? Because YOU are *young*, and *innocent*, and *good*, and I…”
“And so, I lived unhappily ever after.”

Queen of Hearts/Red Queen

“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?”
“Your way? All ways here are my ways!”
Curtsy while you’re thinking. It saves time.”
“How would you like to have your head hacked off?”
“Never mind him/her. (S)he’s mad.”
“It is far better to be feared than loved.”

Captain Hook

“Thank you, me dear, you’ve been most helpful.”
“So passes on a worthy opponent.”
“Good, then let’s have at it!”
“And that’s why I asked you over, my dear.”
“A jealous female can be tricked into anything.”
“Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.”

Maleficent

“Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero(ine) of a charming fairy tale come true.”
“Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.”
“Touch the spindle. Touch it I say!”
“You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me.
Well, here’s your precious *(prince)ss*!”
“Are you sure you searched everywhere?”
“I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.”
“Oh dear! What an awkward situation.”
“This curse will last till the end of time! No power on ____ can change it!”
“I like you begging. Do it again.”

Cruella DeVil

“You can’t possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.”
“Come now, I’m being more than generous.”
“Do as you like with them! Drown them!”
“But I warn you, ____, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait.”
“I’ve got no time to argue. I tell you, it’s got to be done tonight!”
So they thought they could outwit ____?”
“What kind of sycophant are you?”
“We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.”
“Darling, red isn’t your color.”
“Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.”
“My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.”

Madame Mim

“Now, first of all, if you don’t mind, I’ll make the rules.”
“Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely.”
“So, my boy/girl, I’m afraid I’ll have to destroy you.”
“Yeah, I-I’ll give you a sporting chance. I’m mad about games, you know.”
“And (s)he must see something good in you.”

Shere Khan

“I can’t be bothered with that, I have no time for that nonesense.”
“Perhaps. But at the moment I’m searching for a ____.”
“Why should you run? Is it possible that you don’t know who I am?
Precisely. And you should know that everyone runs from ____.”
“Ah, you have spirit for one so small.”
“Now, I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting… for me.” 
“Does my face not remind you of what grown man can do?”
“All I ask for is one thing and you denied me. Well that ends now.” 

Edgar

“You’re going to ____ if it’s the last thing I do.”

Sheriff of Nottingham

Now, take it easy, ____, I’m just doing my duty.
Listen, ____, you’re mighty preachy and you’re gonna preach your neck right into a hangman’s noose.

Prince John

“____, with you around, who needs a court jester?”
“You’re never around when I need you!”
“I told you never to mention ____’s name!”
“Get out of that if you can.”
“I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!”
“My dear, emotional lady, why should I?”
“Young love, your pleads have not fallen upon a heart of stone. But traitors must die!”
“This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power.”
“Stop sniveling and hold still.”

Madame Medusa

“You must gain their confidence… make them like you.”
“Now, I’m going to let bygones be bygones. Do you know what would make Auntie/Uncle ____ very happy?”
“Of course, you have. But we must try harder, mustn’t we?”
“Adopted? What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl/boy like you?”
“Not until you get the diamond!”

Amos Slad

“Watch it, that thing’s loaded.”
“____, get back in there before I break your other leg.”

The Horned King

“You’ve interfered for the last time!”
“Perhaps it would interest you to see what fate has in store for you.”

Ratigan

“Oh, my dear ____. I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”
“You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise.”
“Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.”
“You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”
“All will bow before me!”

Sykes

“Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, ____.”
“So, ____. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make ____ happy?”
“If you don’t have my money…”
“Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money, ____?”

Ursula

“So much for true love!”
“My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate ___, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to.”
“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man.”
“Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”

Gaston

“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*…”
“How can you read this? There’s no pictures!”
“This is the day your dreams come true.”
“Say you’ll marry me.”
“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had *feelings* for this monster.”
“It’s over, ____! ____ is mine!”

Jafar

“You will order ____ to marry me.”
“____ *will* marry me!”
“You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.”
“I am your master now!
“Trust me, my friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.”

Scar

“Life’s not fair, is it?”
“And you… shall never see the light of another day.”
“Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret.”
“Oh, no, ____. Perhaps *you* shouldn’t turn your back on *me*.”
“Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all.”
“And remember… it’s our little secret.”
“Oooh… I quiver with *fear*…”
“I’m *surrounded* by idiots.”
“Run. Run away, and never return.”

Governor Ratcliffe

“I’ll have your head for this!”
“How dare you!”
“Well, I’ll just have to take it/you by force then, won’t I?”
“This is my land!”
“I make the laws here!”
“That’s what guns are for.”
“A mans not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”

Frollo

“How dare you defy me!”
“Mark my words, —, you will pay for this insolence.”
“Look at that disgusting display.”
“I know you helped him/her escape.”
“You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!”
“Dear boy/girl, whomever are you talking to?”
“I think… you’re hiding something.”
“I’ll find her/him. I’ll find her/him if I burn down all of ____!”
“And this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son/daughter?”
“These people are traitors, and must be made examples of.”
“I can save you from the flames of this world, and the next. Choose me, or the fire.”
“You’ve chosen a magnificent prison, but it is a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside, and you’re mine.”
“You don’t know what it’s like out there. I do. I do.”

Hades

“So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?”
“Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.”
“I need somebody who can… handle him/her as a (wo)man.”
“Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?”
“You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend/girlfriend’s life. And how does this creep/bitch thank you? By running off with some babe.”
“(S)he hurt you real bad, didn’t (s)he, ___? Huh?”
“We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.”
“____, ____, ____, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I own you!”
“____, listen. Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!”
“I can’t believe you’re getting all worked up over some “guy/chick.””
“Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?”
“____, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-____. What exactly happened here?”

Shan-Yu

“I tire of your arrogance, ____. Bow to me!”
“Looks like you’re all out of ideas.”
“You took away my victory!”

Clayton

“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a (wo)man.”
“Why? For 300 pounds sterling a head.” 
“Actually, I have you to thank, old boy/girl. Couldn’t have done it without you.”

Yzma

“Excellent. A few drops in his/her drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and (s)he will be dead before dessert.”
“Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement.”
“I know. It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.”
“It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has… what was it again?”
“Take him/her out of town and finish the job now!”
“Why do we even *have* that lever?”
“____! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It’s like I’m talking to a monkey.”
“Fired? W-W-What do you mean, “fired”?”
“Why, I practically raised him/her.”
“That is the last time we take directions from a ____.”
“This had better be good!”
“_____ is dead, right? Tell me ____’s dead. I need to hear these words.”

Commander Rourke

“What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.”
“It’s called natural selection. We’re just helping it along.”
“Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, ____.”
“Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. Now, I’m going to count to ten, and you’re going to tell me where the crystal is. One, two, nine…”
“I love it when I win.”
“I consider myself an even tempered (wo)man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”

Scroop

“____ should learn to mind their own business.”
“Maybe your ears don’t work so well.”
“The girl was sniffing about.”
“It’s that boy/girl. Methinks you have a soft spot for him/her.”
“I say we kill ‘em all now.”

Oogie Boogie Man

“Well well well. What have we here?”
“So you’re the one everybody’s talking about?”
“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”

Dr. Facilier 

“Gotta hand it to you, ____. When you dream, you dream big.”
“Don’t you disrespect me, little man/lady!” 
“You’re in my world now, not your world.”
“Y'all should have taken my deal.”

Mother Gothel

“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful/handsome young lady/man. Oh look, you’re here too.”
“I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.”
“YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!”
“Great. Now I’M the bad guy.”
“____, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying!”
“Dear, this whole romance that you’ve invented just proves you’re too naive to be here.”
“Why would (s)he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you! You think that (s)he’s impressed?”
“Please speak up, ____. You know how I hate the mumbling…”
“Oh, ____, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?”
“Everything I did was to protect YOU.”
“Where will you go? (S)he won’t be there for you.”
“Now, now, it’s all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.”
“You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.”
“The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!”

King Candy

“Sad as it is, ____ can not be allowed to ____.”
“I’m not against her/him! I’m trying to *protect* her/him!” 
“Welcome to the boss level!”

Prince Hans

“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?”
“Oh, ____. If only there was someone out there who loved you.”
“I, on the other hand, am the hero who’s going to save ____ from destruction.”

Bellwether

“It’s still my word against yours.”
“It really is too bad, I… I did like you!”
“I framed ____; I can frame you too!”

IGNITE || lrh

Originally posted by 19yroldsambennett

1573 || “The last statement is like a slap to your face, making you take a step back from the screaming match. He lets you go.”

warnings: hella angst bby

a/n: a very long overdue fic,, i’ll be getting to the requests soon btw hehe anyways that gif kills me dude oml also this oneshot is basically splurging all the angst idk man but i hope it satisfies :-D

The front door creaks open as you sigh heavily, stepping out of your uncomfortable shoes and onto the cold tiles. Another day, another crack in your breaking sanity. The wall clock reads 10:33 PM. Earlier than usual, you muse, moving about in your habitual routine. Your backpack drops with a thud, and you walk into your living room with a drooping hand running lazily through your hair. Luke is resting on the couch, legs splayed across its entirety. His head raises from the phone, and he gives you a tight smile. You’re too tired to notice.

“Hey, babe. There’s some food in the fridge,” He softly speaks, gesturing vaguely to the kitchen. You’re unbuttoning your uniform, moving to your bedroom.

“Not hungry,” You murmur. The bedroom is cold; the air conditioner is already on for you. After struggling to change into your comfier clothes, you drag yourself back out to get a glass of water.

“Your bills came in the mail today,” He calls out to you. The glasses clink together as you take one from the cupboard. Your thoughts drift aimlessly.

“Mm-hmm. You can just pass them over tomorrow,” You say back distractedly as you fill your glass. Luke clears his throat, twisting his position.

“Actually, I kind of already paid for them.” It’s carefully said, as if he was testing the waters. Then again, with the situation the both of you were in, you were always testing the waters. You pull back from the dispenser, back straight in surprise. A slow turn is enough to face him.

“What?” Eyes narrow at his figure, and he rises from his seat.

“I did.” A nervous laugh. This wasn’t the reaction he expected.

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Monsta X as online shoppers

A/N: this just popped into my head so I just rolled with it. I have my other posts done for this week too sooooo bonus post!! YAAAY!! lol

Hyunwoo:

  • Confused AF about the concept
  • like…he just clicks ‘add to cart’ and the money comes out of his account…?
  • how do they know his card/account number?
  • are they stalking him?!
  • No? Oh… then how does this work?
  • He has Minhyuk explain it to him ten times before he has him just do it for him
  • He watches over Minhyuks shoulder as he does it for him
  • but he asks the same questions every two seconds
  • “So this is that tee shirt I wanted? In grey? Why is the picture black? Is it the same thing?”
  • “Hyung, It’s the same thing. See this? This says grey here. The picture’s only available in black but it’s the same, I promise.”
  • “Okay…. That is the shirt I wanted though right?”
  • Minhyuk never helps him again so he just shops at regular stores now unless someone offers to put up with hi- I mean help him…

Hoseok:

  • Goes online out of boredom
  • ends up seeing some item of clothes he’s convinced he needs
  • /damn I would look hot AF in that shirt/
  • ends up buying that shirt in every color
  • plus the matching pants that are, of course, super tight
  • I’m not complaining tho
  • /oh look! those shorts are cool too! They’ll show off my legs~/
  • /OMG THAT’S THE CUTEST HEADSET I’VE EVER SEEN/
  • buys a bunch of sexy clothing plus a headset with bunny designs on it
  • and ANOTHER bunny plushy
  • /ya~ Jooheon would love these gloves though…/
  • ends up buying little things for his members too because he’s selfless like that
  • his total would end up being no less than $350 not including shipping
  • /but it’s worth it for those booty shorts~ yaas/ (<<something he’d probably think imo)

continued under the cut due to length~ ^.^

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HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED Quote Game/Meme

Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!

  • There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!
  • Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.
  • Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!
  • Oh, fuck the hell yes.
  • Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!
  • Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!
  • You done goofed.
  • …you Protestant fuck-bucket.
  • I’m a fuckmothering vampire!
  • You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!
  • Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.
  • It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.
  • Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!
  • I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.
  • BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
  • Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
  • What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?
  • Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.
  • What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!
  • You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!
  • Shut up and take my money!
  • Nazis~!
  • Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!
  • Jesus wants a hug!
  • HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!
  • Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!
  • That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!
  • HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.
  • The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!
  • I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!
  • You cheeky dick-waffle!
  • Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.
  • Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
  • Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.
  • By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!
  • (thing) for days.
  • We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.
  • Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!
Please help

Guys I really don’t know what I’m gonna do. I need help. Please.

I’m in debt from past mistakes, and my entire bank account has been garnished. I had over $1000 saved up to help me take care of my debts, my car payment, my insurance, bills, etc., and now it’s all gone. My car will get repoed again if I don’t make the payment in a couple weeks. I’m gonna lose my discounted rates if my insurance is late again. 

 I need to make extra money. I need help with ideas. I’ve already got 3 jobs. I put an SOS out on facebook to take up some extra babysitting gigs. I just don’t know what else to do. I’m so stressed out that I’m legitimately crying. I can’t breathe. I don’t know what to do.

Any ideas would be phenomenal. 

nightmares

A/N: so this prompt has been sitting in my inbox for the longest time & i’ve actually had it written out in my notes for a while. I just finally got the chance to post this & hope this is what the anon was looking for!
Words: 1,567
Pairing: riley x lucas

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If there was any way to describe Riley this past week was– jumpy. Something was wrong and though she was trying to act like everything was alright, it clearly wasn’t.

The group of friends weren’t sure if it was just because of Lucas’ week long absence or something else. The blonde Texan had to fly back to Texas for a week due to Pappy Joe falling extremely ill.

There was no doubt that Riley missed Lucas but unfortunately he wasn’t the reason behind her restlessness. Though she insisted it wasn’t because of him, everything seemed way too coincidental considering her strange behavior started the night of his departure.

If she hadn’t perfected the art of keeping up a facade of being happy during the ‘Triangle’ phase of her life, she probably would’ve been a mess throughout the entire week. But, she’d be lying if it was tough keeping whatever was bothering her a secret from Maya who was incredibly invasive and cared too much for her wellbeing.

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Monster

Bruce Banner X Reader

A/N: I was listening to this song on my way home from class, a while back, and this kind of just popped into my head! I hope you like it! Thanks @itsanerdlife for helping me make up my mind and picking Bruce! God, this took me forever to write! LOL! This takes place right after Avengers: AoU!

Song: Monster by Imagine Dragons

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Originally posted by goahead-pissmeoff

Ever since I could remember / Everything inside of me / Just wanted to fit in / I was never one for pretenders / Everything I tried to be / Just wouldn’t settle in…

Bruce Banner had always been interested in science. His father had been in the same field, but had a mean streak within him. He felt like he would never be able to impress him, and their relationship suffered. In college, he fell in love with Betty Ross, and they eventually worked together. His accident with Gamma Radiation – in an attempt to replicate the Super Soldier Serum from Project Rebirth – was due to his cockiness. He never should have upped the dosage to impress (former) General Ross.

He tried to do everything to the best of his abilities, and it seemed like everything just kept biting him in the ass. After everything that had happened in Harlem, meeting Nick Fury, and a failed suicide attempt, he had tried to run.

He needed to get his monster under control.

He was able to be away for quite some time. That was, until Natasha Romanoff found him in India, and he was recruited into the Avengers Initiative. After meeting them, he learned how to use the other half off himself for good. He was finally getting to a good place, until Ultron. Specifically, the twins that Ultron had recruited for his cause. The girl twin, Wanda Maximoff, had caused him to go into a blind rage, and he destroyed an entire city. If Tony hadn’t stopped him, he didn’t know how many people he would have hurt.

It left a bad feeling in his gut.

Can I clear my conscience / If I’m different from the rest / Do I have to run and hide? / I never said that I want this / This burden came to me / And it’s made it’s home inside…

When the battle in Sokovia was over, Ultron was destroyed and he left. He took a jet and left his life with the Avengers behind. He needed to find himself, again. He needed to control the rage, the anger, the guilt, the pain…

The Hulk crashed the jet near Fiji, and Bruce was hoping that it was remote enough to not get caught. After the jet was sunk in the ocean, he swam to one of the random islands scattered about, passing out on shore near a resort from exhaustion. It seemed like everything was just piling on his shoulders.

He dreamed of the Hulk. He dreamed of all the people he has hurt, all the cities he has destroyed, and all of the families he tore apart. As he lay on the beach in his dream, they all surrounded him. They screamed at him, they cried to him, and they called him the one thing he already knew he was: a monster.

“I’m sorry.” He cried to them, over and over, begging for forgiveness.

None of them could hear his cries as they closed in on him, pitchforks at the ready.

If I told you what I was / Would you turn your back on me? / And if I seem dangerous / Would you be scared?…

He startled awake, realizing that he was no longer on the beach. He was lying face down in a fluffy bed, covered in blankets.

“Oh, you’re awake!” A feminine voice came from behind him, sounding startled. This must be her bed. “You gave me a bit of a scare. I thought that you’d never wake up.”

He groaned, turning around to face the woman, but he stopped in astonishment. She was beautiful. Her Y/S/C skin a little red from being in the sun, dressed in a white sundress to cover her swimsuit. She had a floppy hat over her Y/H/C hair, to shade her from the sun. What startled him the most, was the kindness he saw in her Y/E/C eyes.

He hadn’t really ever been a man of religion, but he could have sworn that an angel was standing in front of him.

He cleared his throat, “Where am I?”

“Mana Island, in Fiji.” She smiled, pulling up a chair next to the bed and sitting down, crossing her smooth legs, “I found you on the beach a few days ago, and recognized you from a book I had read in college. I figured that you’d tried to get away for a reason, so I hid you.” She took a water bottle from the night stand, handing it to him to drink, “When the men came around with your picture, I told them that you were my husband, and that I hadn’t seen a Bruce Banner, or a Hulk.”

He sighed, running a hand down his face, “Thank you. I don’t know how I could ever repay you.”

“You can put some clothes on, and eat some food, for starters.” She joked, getting up and grabbing a smile pile of clothes that were piled on the dresser, “I hope these fit. I had to guess your size.” She walked over and handed him the pile, “The bathroom is through that door. I suggest a shower, as well.”

That was how it began.

She was there for, what was supposed to be her honeymoon, but had been left at the alter. She came, anyways, needing to get away from the looks of pity her family and friends were giving her. She had wanted a vacation, so she took a few months off from work, packed her shit, and came to Fiji.

“I should have known he was going to pull a stunt like that.” She shook her head as they walked down the beach a week or so later, “He was never really excited for the wedding. He just asked me, because he felt he had to.”

Bruce walked next to her, hiding under a hat and sunglasses, “I’m sorry that happened to you.” He stopped, grabbing your hand in comfort, “He is an idiot for letting someone as kind and giving as you go.”

She smiled, tucking a stray hair back with her free hand, “Why, Mister Banner, you flatter me.”

He laughed, pulling her along, “Come on, let’s go!”

He pulled her towards the water, running then jumping into a wave. She let out a shriek as the cold water washed over her sunned body. She was hit with another wave, and pulled him down with her as she was engulfed. They both came for air, sputtering and moving closer to shore so the water was only to their waist.

She grasped his shoulders with a laugh, since he was taller and the water was closer to her chest than his, “I don’t ever want to leave this place behind.”

“Neither do I.” He looked away, an ache forming in his chest as he thought about what he was going to do once this trip was over. “I have nowhere to go, and no way to get there.”

“You could always sneak into my suitcase and hitch a flight back with me.” She joked, moving one hand to frame his face, “I wouldn’t mind seeing you more, after this trip.”

“Really?”

She nodded, grinning as she leaned in, pressing her cold lips against his warm ones. He moved his hands to her waist, kissing her back with fever.

I get the feeling just because / Everything I touch isn’t dark enough / If this problem lies in me…

When he woke the next morning, it was with her. They had spent the night, together. It was the best night he had ever had. She was slowly becoming the best woman he had ever met, and he realized that he was slowly developing feelings for her.

But what about Natasha?

Ah, crap. He had forgotten about Natasha. He had probably left her heartbroken when he left without her.

A wave of guilt overcame him as he walked out of the bedroom, pulling on a pair of shorts as he exited the room, and sat on the porch of the small villa they had been residing in. A small thought crossed his mind about calling her, but he dismissed that thought quickly. He couldn’t call her. She would track down his location and they would try and find him.

He didn’t even feel the same, anymore. He was falling for someone else.

“Are you okay?” Y/N asked from behind him.

He hadn’t realized that he was staring at the ocean with his hands wringing together with stress. “Yes, and no.” He turned, grabbing her hand and pulling her onto his lap, “Last night was perfect. I was just thinking about the team.”

“The Avengers, you mean?” She put her arm around him, running her hand through his hair in comfort, “Do you miss them?”

“More than I thought I would.” He sighed, closing his eyes in content, “I need to keep my distance, though. I can’t Hulk-out anymore. Not until I have my emotions under control.”

She leaned in, pressing her lips against his for a moment. When she pulled back, she was grinning, “So last night was perfect, you say? What about round two?”

A wicked grin spread across his face as he picked her up bridal-style, causing her to giggle. He pressed his lips against hers, walking back into the villa where they spent the rest of the day wrapped up in each other.

That evening, he had a date planned with her. They were going to go into town and eat somewhere local.

When she came out of the bathroom after getting ready, he nearly swooned at the sight of her. She had a red dress over a bikini, wedge heels, and had dolled herself up. He loved seeing her with or without makeup. He couldn’t get enough of her beauty.

The dinner had gone really well. They had tried some of the local foods, and nobody seemed to pay any mind to them. Meaning, nobody recognized him.

On their way back, though, their perfect night got interrupted.

They were walking on a quiet street, hand in hand, reminiscing about their lives, when Bruce felt the butt of a gun pressed into his back.

“Don’t make a sound. Hand over your money.” A sinister voice came from behind him.

Y/N gasped as a man wrenched her away from Bruce, gun pointed at her head.

“Now, guys, I think we can come to an understanding. Please, put the guns away.” Bruce said, trying to stay calm. “You don’t want to piss me off.”

Y/N looked at Bruce in fear, before pleading with the men, “He doesn’t have his wallet, but I have my purse. Just take it and leave us alone, please.” Her hands were shaking and she dropped her purse to the ground.

“Shut up, woman! Nobody asked you!” The man that was holding her roughly shoved her to the ground, a pained yelp escaping her mouth as she hit the ground.

Bruce tensed in anger.

Oh shit.

A growl came from his chest, and he felt the bones in his body start to tense and shift as his rage started to climb.

“Oh, shit, it’s that guy they were looking for that turns green!” The mugger panicked behind him, scrambling backwards.

Bruce looked at his hands, the green starting to color his tanned skin. “Run.” He ground out, falling to his knees.

Bang!

Y/N let out a pained scream.

“Oh, shit! What the hell, man! We weren’t supposed to shoot anyone!” One of them yelled, “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”

Through the red, angry haze in his vision, he saw Y/N clutching her arm to her chest. Blood spilled over her fingers, before she started crawling over to him, “Bruce!” The blood was coming from a gash – the bullet had only grazed her arm.

She threw herself at him, straddling his lap and wrapping her arms around his twitching shoulders, “Calm down! Please, calm down. They’ll find you if you turn into him.”

He was trying as hard as he could to fight the monster inside of him. He was gasping, eyes squeezed shut, writhing in pain as he fought to be free. He tried to let the feel of her pressed against his body anchor him – while desperately willing his bones to stay in place, and the color of his skin to go back to sunburnt.

“Shh, calm down.” She brushed her hand through his dark hair in a soothing manner, holding his shoulder tightly with her injured arm. “That’s it.”

The shaking in his body ceased and he unclenched his fists. Taking a deep breath, he wrapped his arms around her waist, pressing his face into the crook of her neck. “I’m sorry.”

She had done what he never could. She had gotten the monster inside of him to stay. She had gotten Bruce to calm down before shifting, even as the beast kept getting stronger and stronger.

She was his anchor.

She was his light.

He was falling in love with her.

I’m only a man with a candle to guide me / I’m taking a stand to escape what’s inside me / A monster, a monster / I’ve turned into a monster / A monster, a monster / And it keeps getting stronger


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@luckynumber1213 @mrsnegan25

Five hours with him (First hour)

- Okay, so. - I said. - We have five hours ahead for me to guess who you are.

- Exactly.

- I have an idea. We could play 20 questions, and that could give me some clues.

He thought about it for a moment.

- Okay, I agree. But, you can’t ask me anything about my job, house, partners, projects, full name, or anything that would tell you anything directly about who am I.

- Alright. Shall I start?

- You’re the one who has to guess, so I think it’s fair.

- Great. Okay, let me think… Oh, I know. If you could have any superpower, which one would you like to have and why?

- Wow, you’re going strong. I’d like to be super handsome so that I could have any girl I want. - he answered, smiling.

- I don’t think that’s a superpower, dude… - I said, laughing.

- Well, then… I’d like to be super strong, to knock out the bad guys. Ad it’d be cool to have a metal arm too.

- A metal arm? Why? - I asked, frowning.

- Why not?

- Well, it doesn’t sound comfortable, but okay… You ask now, come on.

- Uhm… if you could have just one hobby, which one would it be?

- Travel.

- I thought you didn’t like to fly.

- I don’t. But as I told you, I can go anywhere I want by car. - I answered, shrugging my shoulders.

- What about Europe? Or Asia? Australia? New Zealand?

- Well, I can take a cruise!

- Right… Now, you ask.

- Okay. Typical question. If you could have dinner with a famous person, dead or alive, who would that be?

- Chris Evans.

- Chris Evans? The captain America guy? Why?

- I think he’s handsome. - he said, shrugging  his shoulders.

- Well, you’ve got your point… Your turn.

- This one is a little bit personal.

- Say it, cowboy. I can handle anything.

- Alright. Would you be able to forgive an ind¡fidelity if you know that person really loves you?

- What? - I said, surprised. - Do you know anything about ym boyfriend I don’t?

- No… I didn’t even know you had a boyfriend.

- I don’t – I said, laughing. - And, my answer is no. A relationship is not just about love, it’s also about trust, and commitment. If you cheat on your boyfriend, wife, whatever, you may love them, but you don’t have any commitment. And I can’t be with someone who doesn’t comit. At least, that’s how I see it.

- Deep. You have really clear ideas. How old are you?

- It’s not your turn, so I won’t answer. I’m sorry, babe. Now it’s my turn. Between being ugly but rich and handsome and poor, what would you choose?

- I’m already handsome and rich, so I don’t have to choose.

I rolled my eyes – Answer.

- I’d like to be rich and ugly.

- Why?

- With money you can buy things. And you can pay for an esthetic surgery.

- That’s right. Your turn.

- Okay. I won’t ask anything deep for a while, so, what’s the most crazy thing you’ve done in your life?

- Oh, my. Okay, in one of my spring breaks, I went to Florida with my friends. And we went to Orlando. And we saw Cinderella’s castle. And one of the guys who came with me was really hot, and he fancied me too. And there were these bathrooms where we… well. We had sex.

- You had sex with a guy at Cinderellas’s castle?

- Yes – I said, covering my face with my hands – I was drunk, oh my god.

He laughed his ass off for a few minutes. When he had finished, he looked at me.

- Poor kids who were there… I hope any of them listened to you fucking your Prince Charming.

- Oh, my god, shut up – I told him, slapping his arm.

- Okay, okay, sorry… It’s your turn, come on.- Alright, uhm… What’s your favourite word?

- Well, that one’s easy. See, I’m actually romanian, so, my mother and I always speak in romanian. And he always call me “dragostea”, which means “love”. Like, she’s always like “dragostea mea”. And that’s my favourite word because it reminds me of her.

- That’s so cute…

- Thanks. Now, mine. If you knew you’re going to die in a year, how would you change your life style?

- That one is cruel!

- Sorry, I won’t change.

- Well, I’d take all my money, leave my job, and travel through the world. I’d like to see every culture, every type of lifestyle there’s in each corner of the world. And when I had just one month left, I’d come back to my parents’ house, to spend with them all I had left.

- That’s quite cute. I think I’d do the same…

- Copycat… - I whispered.

- That’s not true!

- Yeah, whatever. It’s my turn now. If you were a pizza topping, which one would you be?

- Pineapple.

- You didn’t say that. How can someone want to be  pineapple in a pizza? That’s disgusting, boy.

- That’s why. To annoy people like you.

- You’re already annoying me. Just shut up and ask me the fucking question.

- Would you like to travel to the past or to the future?

- Future.

- Why?

- To see if I’ll achieve all my goals. I bet I will, but it’s just to make sure.

- You’re pretty sure of yourself. That’s good. Your turn.

- What kind of famous person would you like to be?

- What do you mean?

- Yes. Like, actor, singer…

- Oh, I’d like to be an actor.

- So, you’re an actor. Great info. Thank you.

- You cheated!

- Actually not. You told me not to ask you about your job, name, or projects. Which I didn’t.

- You’re clever

- More than you think. It’s your turn now.

- Okay. Describe yourself in three words.

- Fighter, emotional, and funny.

- Good way to describe someone.

- Yeah?

- Yes. I’d totally date someone with those characteristics.

- You’re stupid…

- I’m saying the truth. Now ask me.

- Fine. Now, what’s something that you don’t like about the other people?

- I’m not sure… There’s nothing that really annoys me… I mean, it’s hard to really annoy me. I’m not sure. Maybe when they eat with their mouth open?

I laughed.

- You’re cute. Let’s go, ask me.

- Uhm… Typical question. If your life was a book, do you think people would read it?

- Not really. I mean, I have an average life. This journey is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to me in the whole month, so…

- Well, maybe it’s time to change something.

- I’m not sure. I’m great in my comfort zone.

- Yeah, but… Maybe you should start with a simple change. Like, starting  new hobby.

- Maybe… I don’t know – I said, shrugging my shoulders.

- You should try. Just try.

- Maybe I will… My question. How do you have your car’s boot?

- Full of clothes. Just in case I need to change something. I’m really likely to get dirty… I’m just like a 5 years old.

- I laughed.

- I’m not sure if that’s cute or weird.

- Let’s leave it in “cute”. My turn. What’s your favourite saying?

- Well, I’m not sure, but… maybe “Slicker than snot in a doorknob”.

- Oh Jeez. That’s disgusting, [Y/N].

- I know! But my mother always said that whenever she had the chance, and it was just so funny!

- Your mother is weird.

- Well, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

He shaked his head.

- Please ask me the question before this gets more uncomfortable.

- Okay – I said, laughing. - In which wrong way do people judge you before they get to meet you?

- Well, people usually think I’m too snob because I’m famous, but when they get to know me, they see I’m just as normal as they are…

- Yeah, it happens to me constantly – I said, sarcatically. He laughed. Now your turn.

- Where would your dreamed holidays be?

- Australia. The problem is the plane I have to catch.

- Well, you can always get on a cruise! - he said, impersonating me. - You’re a pain in the ass, Sebastian…

- Yeah, people tells me that constantly. Now ask me, come on.

- Okay… Let´s see. If you… had to become one of your friends, who would he or she be and why?

- I think… I’d like to be Chris. You know, he’s a great guy, he’s got a cute dog, and he’s really hot. You’d totally fall in love with him.

- I don’t think so.

- I do.

- I don’t.

- Hear me out, it’s true.

- Okay, as you say. Now, ask me.

- Uhm… What was your favourite cartoon as a kid?

- Uhm, there was this one which… was about the X-men? I think. I really liked all the super heroes stuff as a child. I’d spent hours in front of a TV if that show was on it.

- Really? And you don’t like super heroes anymore?

- It’s not that I don’t like it… It’s just that I don’t have time for going to the cinema or watch any TV show. Well, other than Game of Thrones.

- Why are you so mainstream?

I shrugged. - It’s a great show. My turn. What would you like to change about the way you were raised?

- Nothing. All I have now is thanks to my mother. Because of how she raised and because of how she took care of me. I have a lot to thank her and I wouldn’t change anything.

- That’s sweet. I bet your mother is a great person.

- She’s the best. - he smiled. - I love her so freaking much.

I smiled too.- It’s your turn.

- Oh, right. If you could buy just one thing more, anything, what would you buy?

- A ticket for the San Diego Comic Con.

- I thought you didn’t have time to see anything related to super heroes.

- Yeah… but the Game of Thrones cast usually goes there and well, you know… Kit Harington is high key hot.

- Oh, Jeez… - he said, puting two fingers in the top of her nose. - Okay, you ask.

- Which 3 characteristics do you appreciate the most in a person?

- Uh, that one is hard… Well, first of all, I like people who aren’t seekers. You know, who aren’t with you for convinience. - I nodded. - Also, I like people who say it in your face, not in your back. Even if it’s the worst thing. I like to know what people think about me, doesn’t matter what it is. And the third one, I like people who can make me laiugh even in the worst days.

- You have very clear ideas. Did anyone hurt you in the past?

- I think everybody has been hurt in a point of their past, huh?

- That’s true…

- Okay, a fun one now. Anything new you want to learn?

- I’d lobe to learn how to sing properly. I don’t have a very sweet voice, but I think with the accurate help I could be a good singer. - I laughed. - But that’s just a dream.

- Sing.

- What?

- Yeah, sing something.

- I don’t know…

- Come on, it’s just us. Sing. Just a little bit.

- Uhm, well. Have you seen Beauty and the Beast?

- I’m not that old…

- The new one! I took my friend’s son and… Now I can’t take those songs out of my head so I’ll just sing one.

He laughed. - It’s okay. Just sing.

I blushed, and cleared my throat.

- Madame Gaston, can’t you just see it? Madame Gaston, his little wife. No sir, not me, I guarantee it. I want much more than this provincial life! I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grant to have someone understand. I want so much more than they’ve got planned…

- Hey! That was great… You look like a little Belle yourself.

- Well, I used to want more than that provincial life…

- And now?

- Now I have it. Great, it’s my turn! Uhm… Who do you think would win in a fight? You or your best friend.

- Obviously me. Haven’t you see these arms? God, I’m the one and only Hercules!

I laughed. - Yeah, or Gaston, since I’m Belle.

- If you were Belle I’d make myself a beast just to be with you. - I turned red, and hid my face between my hands, meanwhile he was laughing. - I think it’s my turn now. What is the last book you read?

- I can’t remember. I haven’t had many time to read recently, so…

- Oh, that’s so sad!

- Yeah, I know. Your turn now.

- If you could be an animal, which one would you be?

- I told you. A beast. Well, I already am. If you know what I me-

- Enough! I don’t want to hear anything else!

- Sorry, sorry – he laughed. I’m sorry… My question. Are you that person who would sacrifice on person to save one hundred?

- If that person is not a beloved one, probably. If it’s me, I don’t think so.

- Let’s say it’s me.

- Then I’d kill you, bury you, and resurrect you to kill you again and save two hundred people.

- You’re mean. You’re talking me about your sex! I don’t care about your fucking sex!

- I said I was sorry!

- But you didn’t mean it, you fake asshole!

- Oh, come on!

- You know what? I’m done with this game. We’ve been playing for an hour now and I still have any clue who the fuck you are.

- So, you give up?

- Of course not! But I’m hungry. Let’s have something for lunch and then I’ll try to guess something in another way.

- As you say, milady…

I rolled my eyes and got up. I tried to get out of my sit passing above him, but I fell and end up sitting in his legs.

- So you don’t want me to talk about sex but you literlly drop yourself on top of my little big friend.

- Oh, shut up, it was an accident! - I said, getting up again and leaving the carriage, with him follwoing me while laughing.

Red & Silver (Part 3)

Originally posted by musicsleepeatrepeat

Pairing: Nat x Reader, Bucky x Reader coming soon

Summary: reader befriends Natasha Romanoff in the Red Room, but Natasha has a lucky escape. She manages to join the Avengers, leaving the reader to be recruited by Hydra and turned into an ultimate weapon to replace the one they lost.

Warnings: GORE! swearing, violence, mentions of torture, angst

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Hope y'all are doing great, if things look good I’ll have the splint taken off in about 3 weeks, and I can’t wait to type on my laptop again.

Randy Varnell is in the unofficial discord right now, and they just confirmed that there’s going to be an AMA on Friday (exact time tba, but guarantee there should be some nice lore questions hopefully answered there, if they’re anything like the previous discord AMAs)

Also confirmed that we’re getting new skins, that they’re some of the best (if not arguably the, according to jythri/Randy), and that in designing these skins, they specifically asked “what do people really want”.

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Miss Martian in “Welcome to Super Hero High” (x)