shut up and eat your bologna

pesky pirate: it's super effective!
  • neal: emma's from the storybook, too? shit, shouldn't we tell her or something
  • august: pfft like she's gonna believe it
  • [eleven years later]
  • hook: SWAN, IT'S YOU THANK GOD
  • hook: SWAN LET ME TRY A TLK
  • hook: SWAN WHY ARE YOU CRUNCHING ME IN THE NUTS SHIT I WAS JUST TRYNA MAKE YOU REMEMBER
  • hook: SWAN IMMA CRASH YOUR DATE
  • hook: SWAN YOU'RE THE SAVIOR AND YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU, GO VISIT THIS ADDRESS
  • hook: SWAN YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU (and maybe a man too)
  • hook: SWAN YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, PLEASE DRINK THIS SKETCHY POTION THAT TOTALLY DOES NOT CONTAIN ROOFIES AND IS BEING HANDED TO YOU BY A PIRATE IN THE MIDDLE OF CENTRAL PARK
  • hook: SWAN WHY ARE YOU HANDCUFFING ME TO A BENCH
  • hook: SWAN YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EAT BOLOGNA
  • hook: SWAN YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
  • hook: SWAN TRUST YOUR GUT FEELING LIKE YOUR SON WOULD
  • hook: SWAAAAAAAAAAN
  • emma: JESUS, F I N E
  • emma: i'll drink the damn thing if it makes you SHUT THE FUCK UP