shut up Charlie no one likes you

Signs as Drag Race S9 Reunion Quotes
  • Aries: "Do I look upset to you?"
  • Taurus: "Shut up, Farrah Moan."
  • Gemini: "I love your costumes, that's why I call you the Joan of Arc of drag; great ideas, badly executed."
  • Cancer: "But you didn't say jk though."
  • Leo: "You don't love me."
  • Virgo: "I thought I was a big girl until your nose walked in."
  • Libra: "You are secretly one little bitch."
  • Scorpio: "I just don't feel like you should be miss congeniality."
  • Sagittarius: "You have a lot of opinions of me tonight, Shea."
  • Capricorn: "I don't wanna say i read her, I just aggressively complimented her."
  • Aquarius: "If you were masturbating, we were not getting off girl."
  • Pisces: "I had a really good read for Valentina, but i can't remember the words."

Request from my fave @i-am-the-luna for a Jax x Reader using the following prompts:

#10 - “I’m gonna kill him!”

#58 - “Well this is a nice change of scenery.” “____, we’re in a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”

Originally posted by hunnamsource

You pace the cage, Jax sitting calmly on the bench, an amused smile on his face as he watches you.

See, today had started out wonderful. So wonderful in fact, that you decided to head to the clubhouse with Jax and see if Gemma needed any help at TM.

Long story short, some bitch had come in to get her car serviced, though you were pretty sure she was just there to drool and flirt with Jax. You’d obviously not taken to that kindly, and when said bitch started to run her mouth, you’d punched her straight in the face.

She called the cops, one of the officers grabbed you a little too roughly for Jax’s liking, which then led to him punching said officer in the face - you and Jax both having the same low tolerance for bullshit - and now the two of you were being held hostage in a fucking cell. Great.

“Well this is a nice change of scenery.” Jax breaks the silence, you stopping your pacing to glare at your cellmate. He swipes his tongue over his lower lip, a teasing look on his face.

“Jax, we’re in a prison cell.” you deadpan, holding your arms up around you to gesture to your current surroundings. He smirks at you, rolling his eyes, his hands coming to rest on his thighs as he pushes himself upwards.

“I was being sarcastic.” You raise your eyebrows, his laid back exterior slowly cracking through your stressed one, a smile making its way onto your face. He reaches you, pulling you by the belt loops until you’re right in front of him, your palms resting on his chest.

“I’m sure after the second or third time of being locked up, I’ll be calmer.” you jest, Jax’s arms slipping around your waist and resting on your ass in a protective way. “Just let me freak out for my first time.”

He hums, leaning down to share a gentle kiss, your eyes slipping shut he does so. Once he pulls away, he moves his hands to your waist, squeezing comfortingly. “My apologies, babe. I sometimes forget what a good girl you are.”

“Damn, I bet she is.” you jump at the sound of company, Jax moving you aside and going closer to the bars, the police officer from earlier on the other side, a painful bruise forming on his cheekbone.

“What did you say?” Jax spits, his figure tall as he stares down the officer. The man just smirks, his eyes moving to you as they trail up and down your body, your skin crawling as he does so. Creep.

“I bet she’s really good with orders, hm? You know what they say, a lady in the streets is a freak in the sheets.” You scoff in disgust, knowing this man is just trying to push Jax’s buttons, and he’s definitely going to succeed. “Bet she’s real good with her tongue.”

“You better shut the fuck up before I reach through these bars and shove my fist down your throat.” Jax growls, his tone overflowing with venom. You rub your hand up and down his back soothingly, trying to calm him down.

“Bet she’s nice and tight, wet too. That true, sweetheart?” you scoff in disgust, feeling Jax shaking out of anger. He grabs at the bars, the officer flinching as Jax yanks at the metal, anger radiating off him in huge waves.

“I swear to god, I’m gonna slit your goddamn throat, remember that.” The look of terror on the man’s face is hilarious, and you’d laugh if the tensions weren’t so high.

“We alright here, gentleman?” you breathe a sigh of relief when Unser interrupts, a set of keys in his hand. His officer coughs nervously, before scampering out of sight.

After Unser cuts you two loose, the whore intelligently deciding not to press charges and Unser managing to let Jax off with a warning, you wait outside the station for your ride.

“I’m gonna kill him!” Jax yells suddenly, before he takes a drag from his cigarette, the nicotine failing to lower his vexation.

“Hey,” you push off the wall you’re leaning against, moving to stand in front of Jax. “Don’t let him get to you. He just said those things to piss you off.”

He shakes his head in defiance, his lip curling as he replays the confrontation over and over in his mind. There is nothing that gets him angrier than people disrespecting his family, especially you.

“It fucking worked, and once I get my hands on him, he’ll have more than a sore cheek to worry about.” Jax seethes, throwing his cig to the floor. He sits on the wall, pulling you gently to stand in between his legs.

You comb your fingers through his hair, knowing it helps calm him, his eyes slipping shut as you tug softly at his locks. “You’re my girl, (Y/N). I’m always gonna look after you, you know that right?”

You smile warmly at his confession, nodding in confirmation as he looks up at you. “And me, you.”

A/N - I hope you guys liked this! These requests are making it so much easier to write, I like knowing what you guys want to read :) till next time! X

Fred and George having the conversation of which of them was planned, leading all the kids to get into it....
  • Fred and George: We were totally planned together because look at Mum's brothers. Totally meant to happen to honor them...
  • Ron: Please. I'm sure neither of you were planned it just happened. Me on the other hand *adjusts shirt, sitting up straighter in fake pride*
  • Bill: Seriously guys? You do realize I was the only one actually wanted right? You all just happened...
  • Charlie: Why are we discussing this? *knowing very well Molly had planned him so he wasn't bothering with the discussion*
  • Percy: *rolls eyes* because they need to feel like they are wanted, when obviously we all were wanted or we wouldn't be here...
  • Ron: Shut up Perc, you're just annoyed because you know you weren't planned. Who would want you... mum and dad just had too big of a heart to get rid of you..
  • Arthur: *pops his head into the room* Actually you're right. Only one of you was planned... Ginny, Dear, Sorry it took so long to get to you...
Our Kind of Love (Part 1/12)

By: ProMarvelFanGirl

Pairing: Steve x Plus Size!Reader

Summary:  You and Steve have a special kind of love.   One that many may not understand.  After all what would a super soldier who looked like that, want with a girl who looked like you?

A/n: Saw This post and was inspired!  If you would like to be tagged please let me know!

I want a goofy smile when I walk in the room kind of love.

You were a lucky girl, and everyone knew it.  You had the perfect guy.  You were the girl who had Steve Rogers.  You had met Steve at the veteran’s hospital where you were volunteering.  All the nurses immediately fawned over Steve each one trying to get the handsome super soldier’s attention.  He only had eyes for you though.  

While the rest of the girls were batting their eyelashes and tossing their hair, you were playing cards with a group of sergeants who fought in Vietnam.   Your laughter caught Steve’s attention and he found himself drawn to the woman who could have cared less that he was in the room.  To say the other girls were shocked when he asked to join your group, was an understatement.

Why the hell would Steve Rogers, a man who had the perfect super soldier body and handsome looks want anything to do with a woman who had more bumps and curves than any other woman in the whole hospital.  At least that is how you saw yourself.  You had wide hips and a tummy that was anything but flat, people would say her face is gorgeous, she would look amazing if she just lost some weight.  

None of that mattered to Steve.  All that mattered to him was the fact that you glanced up, gave him a smile, and turned your attention back to the three sergeants in front of you.  After prying himself away from the numerous women around him, he asked if he could join your game.  After two hours of cards, Steve had asked for your number and secured a date with you.

You were frankly in shock when he asked for your number.  Glancing at Charlie, your favorite sergeant, he smiled at you encouragingly and gave you a wink.  You gave Steve you number and a shy grin before telling the boys that you would see them next week and made your way home.  You had no idea that he would actually call you, but he did.

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Kiss Kiss Fall in Love

Summary: After a bad break up, you find yourself in a brand new apartment. Vowing to just be on your own, living and loving the single life. But that would be so much easier if Sam fucking Winchester, wasn’t your next door neighbor. Will you be able to resist temptation, or will you allow yourself to love again?

Pairing: Sam Winchester x Reader AU

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury, Garth Fitzgerald, Reader

Warnings: Language

Word Count: 4,114 

A/N: Special thanks to @kayteonline for the inspiration for this series. And a big thanks to @eloginore for beta reading this for me! ❤️❤️❤️ I hope y'all enjoy this as much as I am.

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Concealed By Lust

Pairing: Mick Davies x Reader
Word count: 1,985
Warnings: Smut. Unprotected Sex.
Written for my 2,000 Followers Celebration
Requested by: @grace-for-sale Prompt: Masquerade / Quote: “Do you trust me?”

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Imagine celebrating Galentine’s with Charlie and Dean trying to hang out with you two.

A/N: Barely getting this in before Galentine’s Day is actually over, anyway I hope you like it. :) 

“What’s up bitches?”

You heard Charlie from your room as she entered the bunker.  You ran out of the room, not even bothering to finish putting your t-shirt on after your shower.

Originally posted by godshipsit

“(Y/N)!” Charlie yelled as you pulled her into a hug.

“What’s up?” you asked eagerly.

“Your nipples,” she said through a laugh.  You heard Dean cough to cover up his own laugh and you saw Sam shaking his head.

You quickly put your hands over your chest that only had a sports bra covering it. “What, it’s cold in here.”

“I’ll warm you up, sweetheart,” Dean said as he picked you up from behind and held you to his chest.

“The only help I need from you is for you to put me down,” you said, struggling against your friend.

“That may be the only help you need but not they only help you want,” Dean whispered, flirtatiously. He finally put you down, his hands lingering for a moment.

“Well,” you said clearing your throat, “I’m going to go grab a shirt and then we can get started.”

You walked over to the laundry room that was just off the kitchen and grabbed the first shirt you could get out of the dryer.

“Get started with what?” Sam asked.

“Galentine’s,” Charlie said with her big, cheeky smile.

“What?” Sam asked through a laugh.

“It’s like Valentines but cooler because it’s for best friends and no stupid significant other is involved,” I told him. “Plus I hate Valentines.”

“Wait, why?” Dean asked rather quickly. “I mean, Valentines Day is the best day.” He added to cover up his hurried question.

Originally posted by soluscheese

“First of all Dean, the only reason you like it is because you can go to a bar and get laid by as many sad girls as your heart desires,” you told him. “Secondly, I’ve never liked the day. Why have a single day out of the whole year to celebrate your love for someone, shouldn’t you do that every day? My parent’s never celebrated it and I never have and don’t plan to.”

“Damn,” Charlie said.

You looked from Charlie then to Dean to see the end of some look that he was giving Sam but you couldn’t make it out.

“You ready?” She asked, eager to start our evening.

“Yeah, definitely,” you smiled and she grabbed your arm and dragged you to the tv room.

After the two of you were settled on the couch and started a movie you felt the seat next to you sink in and Dean placed his arm behind you on the cushion.

“So what are we watching?” He asked, his fingertips brushing your shoulder.

“You’re not watching anything,” you told him, trying to ignore his arm as it slowly made its way to being completely around you.

“Oh come on,” Dean said, his hand now gripping your shoulder.  

“No, go away,” you said with a playful shove.

“Fine,” He pushed himself up off the couch and left the room.

“He likes you,” Charlie told you as she leaned in closer.

“No, he doesn’t,” you replied, shaking your head.

“(Y/N) and Dean, sittin’ in a tree,” She loudly sang.

“Shut up,” you told her, your cheeks tinted red.

“Oh my god,” she gasped, “you like him too!”


“Come on, admit it,” She said, nudging your shoulder.

“Admit what?” Dean asked as he entered the room again.

“Oh just–“ Charlie started but you gave her a glare. “Nothing.”

“Okay, well I brought some popcorn does that mean I can stay?” He asked, his face holding a childish grin.

“Of course that means you can stay,” Charlie said as she took the popcorn.

“It’s GALentines not GUYentines,” you told the both of them. 

“Oh come one,” Charlie flashed her smile, “Dean is one of my best gal friends.” 

“Hey, whatever will get me in,” he said with a wink.

Dean took his place next to you and wrapped his arm around you once again. You slowly leaned into him hoping he wouldn’t notice.  All of the sudden Dean moved to get comfortable and pulled you all the way into him.  Charlie gave you an ‘I told you so’ look and you just ducked your head to hide your blush.

As the night went on you felt your eyes grow heavy and you sucumbed to a light sleep, still leaning against Dean.  At some point, you heard Charlie say she was going to bed but you were too tired to acknowledge.

“(Y/N), come on, let’s get you to bed,” Dean said as he slowly moved you to wake you up.

All you did was groan in response and buried your head deeper into his chest.

You felt as Dean’s warmth moved away from you then as he carefully picked you up. You wrapped your arms around his neck as he cradled your body into his.

Dean gently placed you on your bed and covered you with the blankets. As his hands were moving away you reached out and grabbed them, “Stay.”

“Are you sure?” Dean asked.

You nodded and moved over, lifting the covers as an invitation. He got into the bed and you moved so you were closer to him.

Originally posted by enjoyingbeingme

“You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this,” you heard Dean whisper before you drifted off.

Title: Reunited (and it feels so good)

Anonymous requested: Rough love with JDM’s character from Shameless.
Word Count: 4,788
Warning: Smut, smut, and even more smut!!! Rough, hardcore smut. Like seriously, they’re getting downnnnn lmao
Author’s Note: So, to the anon who sent me this request….. I’m sorry for taking so long to write this! I was scrolling through Tumblr and saw a Charlie Peters GIF and then an idea came to me…During lecture too, so I hope this is more than okay! Also, JDM with a neck tattoo???? My god wow. 

(GIF Source: @neganandthesaviors)

It was a chilly morning in Chicago. The sun was peeking through the clouds just enough to allow the snow to melt along the roads and sidewalks. Usually, you loved to wake up at the sight of snow covering your front porch, but you had woken up late for work today and hoped that traffic wasn’t as bad as it usually was when it snowed.

You were dressed in a black turtleneck with black jeans and black ankle boots with a dark grey coat over to finish. Your hair remained in its natural state of loose waves, which saved you the trouble of fixing your hair in the morning.

You were a teacher’s assistant for a college professor at your previous college. It was a start to getting your own teaching degree.

You grab your bag and drape it over your shoulder before leaving your apartment. Luckily, the college professor you were assisting for this semester understood that some people were late and that sometimes, it was out of your control.

It had taken you twenty minutes to get to the campus. You were practically running across campus to get to the class. Though, once at the door, you notice the note taped onto it.

Class cancelled.

We will meet again Wednesday. Have a good day.

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. You decide to lean against the wall and take a few deep breaths to calm down. You grab your phone to send a text to your professor before noticing the email he had sent you.

Fuck. Maybe you should get in the habit of checking your email more often.

You decide to take this opportunity to explore downtown Chicago. It had been a long time since you had the day to yourself anyway.

Your mind drifts as you walk down the street with a cup of coffee in hand. It had been a long process to get your teaching credential, but you kept telling yourself that you had to be patient. You just didn’t know when you would get your dream job. You had taken a few years off from school to help with family and you weren’t getting any younger.

Suddenly, you bump into someone. You hear him grunt in surprise before you realize that his coffee and lit cigarette had dropped to the pavement.

“Fuck,” he mumbles.

“Oh my god. I’m so sorry!” You ramble, clearing your throat. Apparently, today couldn’t get any more worse than it already was.

When the stranger turns around, you find yourself staring at him with wide eyes. It truly had been such a long time since you had seen this man.


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TTVJ: When I spoke to Alexandra Zarowny, who wrote the episode, she mentioned that what you, Dominque and the director [Brett Sullivan] came up with — things like Nicole picking up Waverly — made the scene come off beautifully.  

Kat Barrell: I know at one point I said to Dom, ‘I just feel like I want to pick you up,’ so we just rolled with it. If you think about all your great fantasies and a great love scene it’s got to involve some picking up.

Scandal Review 6x11

Yoooooooooooooo! Scandal season 6 ep 11 came up and showed tf OUT hunny! OLITZ IS BACK BITCHEEESSSSS! *twerks to Diana Ross the Boss Ain’t no mountain high enough* (and yes I added an E in bitch lol). Scandal , Shonda, Liv and Fitz (Kerry and Tony) FED us good last night.
I first started watching Scandal for Kerry Washington, who is one of my faves(LOVE HER) , and now I stan Anthony Howard “Tony” Goldwyn. My mans is most definitely invited to the cookout! I will fix his plate, prepare his drink, and bring it to him! Tony is such a fuckin phoneme on and off the camera. Do yal follow him on IG, how awesome can he be…..and he’s 56! *Wiggggg*
REVIEW TIME (rundown mode)
Ok! Let me say this, I need to get it off my chest: that Opening with the illuminate girl and David was SAD! Yal that sex sounded so horrible, straight trash lmaoooo I was like what tf is really going on. David ain’t had no good sex since Abby! Lmao. @ me on this!!! 

Mellie attacking Olivia:  Bitch. *stares motherfuckerly* BITCH HOW DARE YOU!  I need mellie to get her head out of her entitled ass! Ugh how you gone try to attack the one damn person who has been in your corner for two damn years trying to make you president. Fuck Mellie (until later).

1st Olitz moment : They are in the Oval and this is the second time Olivia shows Fitz her vulnerable side. Olivia is telling Fitz how Mellie is going to ceed the presidency over to Cyrus, Fitz stop her cuz he sees how its affecting her. We all know our girl Olivia hates to lose , Fitz knows this as well. So he gets up and does the shoulder thing again *swoons* he is comforting his best girl and she falls into him and holds him tight. (I was screeching in OLITZ when he said “Come here,” how sexy is this man when he is being authoritative! hot damn) 

The Return of Liz North?: Um guh where you been and why all of a sudden you come out the woods talking about Mellie need to fight for the presidency …. I knew she was full of shit yal!

Mellie goes to Olivia and tries to get her to reconsider about the presidency but Liv was still saying no. Then once again Mellie insults Olivia then try to say sorry. Bitch bye! Anyways we see that Huck is love and well, in Olivia’s Pink robe lol. Quinn had the nerve to snatch a pillow from behind charlie to give it to huck……um ma’am which one is your man? She needs to gone break up with charlie and not string him along like some little dog.

Liv and Cyrus…still the dream team?: HELL NO….kml Liv tried to go talk to cyrus but he shut her all the way down. Miss cyrus was not having it. And honestly I can’t really blame him. Liv did do him dirty! But Cyrus is Cyrus how much shit he helped put Liv and Fitz thru? soooo I really just didn’t care.

ANGELA. HI. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?: Lmao so Angela is in bed trying to low-key question Fitz about Olivia. Um ma’am you are the director of the FBI and you mean to tell me you couldn’t pick up on “your man” deflecting tf out of you? Fitz really was not giving her the time of day. Hun give it up you can not and will not compare to Olivia C. Pope. ISSA WRAP. I mean yal Fitz literally told the guh he was working *cackles evilly*

Liv visits Rowen: That entire exchange was so sad because Rowen basically was looking out for his damn self, which a part of me can’t blame him…..but I am so over him its hard to jump on board when Liv goes into her “make daddy proud” modes! He always come off as a manipulator and I’m over it….but then sometimes I get the feeling that he do be trying to look out for Olivia but he is so damn evil urghghhgh bye! 

Shade moment: Michael ass went on TV and shaded the entire fuck out of cyrus! LMAO!! And Michael got JAMES baby being the Mommy & Daddy, I mean tbh Ella is better off with him cuz cyrus is a toxic ass man, he don’t need a baby(IMO).

2nd Olitz moment: Liv tells Fitz she went to see her dad, Fitz wants to “handle” Rowen but Olivia playing daddy’s little girl asks Fitz to forgive Rowen like she forgave Abby. Fitz rolls his eyes and goes to their (kissing) window. lol!

Fitz and Cyrus moment: Liv sent Fitz to Cyrus to go make his ass get up and take this job seriously (didn’t really care cuz it was funny and shady how he wouldn’t talk to liv but talked to Fitz who left his ass behind in that jail too! over it)

Liz North see you on the other side: I knew she was down with the illuminate! When Mellie walked into that office I was not surprised….but what did surprise me was how Becky took that damn gold club and beat that woman to death. YIKESSS! Liz deserved better lol! (I was very proud of Mellie when she stood up to them tho, like I really was proud of her!!) Mellie who is covered in blood, kids got threatened and she fell in line with the illuminate! 

Angela Vs. Olitz(because they are a package)pt1: Angela comes in on a mission! Lol, homegirl going off about how she is going after Olivia, how she got evidence, and how she bout to interrogate Liv. PAUSE HO YOU REALLY TRYING IT! Then she had the nerve to call Fitz a boy! *slams hand on the table* I’m so tired of all these irrelevant ass people trying my guy Fitzgerald! That is a man! Fitz has always stood his ground and been a leader! Fuck yal who think otherwise! Side note: It was funny that she said it because I am a black woman and I know I be like “Boy bye…or boy please” lol If she would have said this to anybody else I wouldn’t say nothing but I can’t let her disrespect my mans Fitz like that! I ride for that one!! 

Once again Olivia Pope to the rescue: Mellie calls Olivia but doesn’t tell her what happened. Olivia comes and sees Liz dead on the floor. Now lets all remember that Olivia has PTSD! This was not good for her. Mellie talking fast and i’m sure she was having flashbacks to Jerry death, we all remember how she lost her shit! I felt bad for Mellie. Jake so irrelevant lmao he only came out for “clean up” duty *cackles* 

3rd Olitz moment: Let me just say Olivia lost her fuckin mind! Guhhhhhh (goes in corner to collect myself). She comes in the Oval , Fitz tells her that Angela’s Jealosy has gotten the best of her and now she is coming after Liv. Lmao my boy really said he was contemplating getting her resignation. LMAOOOO Fitz ain’t you smashing this guh? And you said that?? I knew Angela was a non factor kml!!! Liv goes to the window , turns around and tells Fitz with a straight face “Good” hold up! Pause. Flag on the play! Bi what? Good? So you wanna go to jail and be somebody prison bitch? Um no ma’am. Me nor Fitzgerald Thomas Grant the 3rd having that shit! Fitz loses his shit and start yelling *cackles, my boy was heated* My guy took my breath away when he said “There is no way in hell I am letting you go to prison for life” I KNEW AN OLITZ MOMENT WAS COMING , I FELT IT IN MY SOUL! (Olivia ass started to walk away and say a petty comment but We (me and Fitz) wasn’t having that!
(still yelling at her ass) “Don’t you see, I’d lose you, forever” HOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO! YAL. I knew this man was still in love with Olivia Pope. Fitzgerald Thomas Grant the 3rd was, is, and forever will be in love with Olivia Carolyn Pope. @ me on this!!!
*eye roll* Olivia goes on to say “my father will die” (shrugs shoulders and yells *who cares, guh you was tryna kill him a few eps back!) She then goes on to say that if Fitz stops her and arrests her dad he would lose her forever. I personally do not think she meant any of that because the look on her face and the way she turned around at that door says otherwise! Olivia was just using herself as a threat against Fitz because thats all she can use , she doesn’t have any other leverage over him. BUT all she had to do was sit down with Fitz and come up with a plan instead of trying to do it on her own. Ugh stop with this self sacrificing shit, Me and Fitz aint having it NO DAMN MO! (will elaborate on this part later)

Angela Vs. Olitz pt2: ANGELA YOU THOUGHT! *CACKLES EVILY* When I say Fitz was done playing games, my guy told her back up and move ya ass to OMAHA! *que in Beyonce* To the left to the left! 

Rowen got arrested: *CACKLES EVILY*

4th Olitz moment: Baby Olivia comes thru heated like a hot sausage on a saturday morning! She is yelling at Fitz , meanwhile my mans got his scotch and a remote in hand and says “You want to stop yelling at me” LMAO BOSS MAN STAUTS!!! Fitz gave 0 fucks about what she was saying! He knew the game, he knows she will try to use herself to get her way. Liv looks at the TV and sees her dad is safe in the office. (In the background Diana Ross the Boss “Ain’t no mountain” monologue starts to play, and it fits so perfectly to this moment.) Fitz lets her know rowen is in his care and he is ready for them (him and her) to start working together to fight the illuminate. She turns around breathing heavily…..(KerryW is playing TF outta this roll)…  It was so many emotions running across her face. She walks to him and sits in front of him, he scoots down and now they are face to face. Fitz looking at her like “I told you I got you” the looks these two were giving each other was sending me into my death(I was literally screaming at this point). Olivia reaches out and grabs Fitz and they kiss (I was so damn PROUD of Olivia) I love that she was the one to initiate. Fitz was SHOOKETH. Lol, my guy hadn’t kiss those lips in 2 years he didn’t even know what to do with his hands at first lol. When he cups her face , Olivia is literally looking like she wants to cry, Hell him too! (whyyyy they playing with me like this, yal I love them!!) 

*sips my fancy ass Chamomile tea* Olivia is walking backwards into Fitz room, if you pay attention Fitz(low-key Tony) face was priceless cuz he knew he had gotten his woman back and she was finna fuck the shit out of him! She places his hand on her hip and she grabs his neck in *bring that ass here fashion* She kisses her man and they close the door. We didn’t get a sex scene but I will be happy with a bedroom waking up scene at the beginning of the next ep. Remember Kerry had a baby so she might not be ready for these type of scenes yet. Yal respect my Fave and don’t be on her bout a sex scene.
Fitz: He “Handled” it! I repeat Fitz handled the situation. He out poped Olivia pope.
Fitz will not let anything come between him and Olivia. Not Mellie, Not Cyrus, Not the presidency, Not Abby, Not Angela, Not Rowen, Not even Olivia! He has proven time and time again that he will choose her. Let me tell you something THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER FITZGERALD THOMAS GRANT the 3RD. This man has proven for the 1000000000000000000 time why he is the fuckin MAN! Fitz hates Rowen, we all know why ( he killed his son). Fitz chose to save Rowens life for Olivia, the woman he loves. He knows she loves her dad, regardless all the shit talking and acting tough that she does, Fitz knows this and like I keep saying FITZ never makes Olivia choose. He always lets her work things out on her own. But this time she was about to take it to far so he had to step in and “FIX” the situation. Ladies Get you a Fitz!! Lol!
The next ep looks so promising just because I think its gonna be dope that Everyone is going to be working together to take down the illuminate!
Much Love, Chaun.

anonymous asked:

Could u please write a class oneshot where the gang (minus miss quill) r hanging out together and charlie + matteusz experience some homophobia and the others defend them (bc supportive friends r so good..) thank you 😊

Sorry for the long wait, I was rying to finish my Blink AU. ENJOY!

“When did we become the cast of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?” Tanya asked, sipping her hot chocolate. It was the third time thay had gone out for coffee that week. (Although only April and Ram got coffee.) Tanya blamed the stress of exams. (Quill had recently discovered mock papers and came into each Physics class cackling.)

“Aren’t you too young for that show?” Ram asked. He was smirking, which never ended well.

“You’re eighteen Ram,” she replied. “Not thirty.”

He only smirked further, flicking cream at her. “Respect your elders Tanya.”

“Yesteday you walked into a tree,” April said, elbowing Ram. “Twice.”

“You pushed me,” Ram replied, although he didn’t look annoyed. He was just smilinhg at her fondly. April shoved him again, smiling back.

Tanya rolled her eyes at them. “You two are gross.”

“We’re adorable,” Ram kissed April’s cheek, she shoved him again but her smile betrayed her, “right?”

She rolled her eyes again. (Quill would be proud of her, if she was here.) “Sure.”

“I’ve seen more awkward couples.” Matteusz had an equally sickly look as he looked at Charlie, who was leaning against his arm, either asleep or in a sugar coma. (The latter wouldn’t suprise Tanya, Charlie had two hot chocolates and a cookie in the time she’d had half her drink. Rhoadians had a sweet tooth apprantly.)

“Like year sevens? They’re like ten.” (Tanya almost cringed just thinking about it.) “They’re so small.”

“So are you,” April replied.

“I’m taller then you.”

April rolled her eyes and leaned into Ram. Tanya was almost jealous of their relationship. And of Matteusz and Charlie. She was young but she didn’t want to be the third (or fifth) wheel all the time.

“Small difference,” Ram said, looking far too please about himself.

“The great Ram Singh making a pun?” April asked, rolling her eyes. “I’m breaking up with you.”

“I would,” Matteusz said. “One advantage of dating an alien, no puns.”

“What’s a pun?” Charlie asked, right on cue.

“And that’s why I love you.” Matteusz kissed the side of Charlie’s head. He smiled looking sleepy.

“Are you smiling Ram?” Tanya teased. “Do you need a tissue?”

“Two words Tanya: f-”

“Excuse me?” A woman across the cafe coughed. She was in her thirties with her hair in a tight bun and a forced, unattractive smile.

“Yes?” April asked politely. Tanya knew he well enough to recognise it as fake.

“Do you really think that’s an appropriate level of affection?”

“I see,” April replied coldly, pulling herself off the edge of Ram’s lap and moving to sit next to  Matteusz. She crossed her arms with a look in her eye that would make a Shadow Kin run for their life.

“You know that’s not what I meant.”
The woman glanced at where Charlie and Matteusz were sat, looking disgusted.

Charlie looked furious but Matteusz wasn’t giving away how he felt so easily. But with his family history, Tanya could only guess how upsetting it was.

“I’m aware of what you meant-”

“April don’t,” Matteusz said quietly. Charlie rubbed his back gently.

“You don’t deserve this.” She stood up, putting her hand on his shoulder. “And you-” she pointed at the woman with her other hand “-need to get an attitude change and leave us alone. You don’t have the right to speak to anyone like that and you certainly don’t have the right to act like you’re better.”

The other residents looked up as April started shouting. They looked angry too.

“You don’t understand, I’m from an older gen-”

“Shut up woman,” Ram said loudly. “Go away.”

“We don’t care about what you think,” Tanya added, “leave us alone.”

“I think you should leave,” one of the barista said.

The woman left with a huff and a group of university students in the corner cheered.

“Charlie? Matteusz?” Tanya asked carefully. “You okay?”

“I’ve heard worst.”

Her heart broke. “That’s not fair. There’s nothing wrong with us-you.”

No one seemed to notice her slip up, which Tanya would be glad about if she wasn’t so worried about her friends.

“I should have decked her.” April clenched her fist.

“We didn’t have people like that on Rhodia,” Charlie still had his arm around his boyfriend. “Matti deserves better.”

Matteusz didn’t smile but Tanya noticed how he looked a little softer at Charlie. “She was insulting you as well.”

“I’ve always put you first,” Charlie promised. “Your parents and people like that are wrong. You and me are as normal as they are.”

“Maybe not you that much,” Tanya teased, hoping to lighten the mood.

“I like that he’s strange.”

“I love you and that’s all that matters.” Charlie kissed him quickly.

“Thank you,” Matteusz said, sounding a little emotional. (If he cried, so would Tanya.)

“You don’t have to thank us,” Ram said, surprising them all, “that’s what friends are for.”’

Let’s Go On A Deadventure!

A/N I saw this panel ( with Osric Chau and Felicia Day and thought I would make a story out of it! Kevin and Charlie deserved better!

“Hey, Y/N! Stay with us, stay awake, c’mon please,” Dean rambled trying to keep you awake until the paramedics could get to you. You let a tear slip from your eye as you watched your brothers panic around you as you let out your last breath. Everything went dark and then you woke up.

You crawled out of your bed and stretched, then walked your way into the kitchen to grab some breakfast. While you were pouring the milk in your cereal you heard a sigh of distress and someone familiar behind you saying, “Oh no, I was hoping it would be later,” you whipped around to see Kevin looking at you sadly, “I figured you guys wouldn’t make it to eighty or anything, but this is too soon.”

You were too in shock to process what he was saying, “Kevin?” you looked around in confusion before the memory hit you, “The demon, I died.” You muttered before stumbling back to lean on the counter and stared wide-eyed at the ground in shock. “Hey, it’s alright, it isn’t to bad up here!” Kevin said pulling you into a quick hug to try and comfort you.

“Dude! why did you die? I was betting Dean was going to be the first to bite it!” the redhead yelled from the doorway before running over to attack hug you. “Charlie!” you called out in surprise as you were pulled into a bone crushing hug. When she released you you put your hand to your forehead and looked down, mortified. “Charlie, you might still win your bet, you know one of them is going to do something stupid!” you yelled bolting out of the kitchen. “Y/N, where are you going?” Kevin shouted after you. “The library!” you shouted back over your shoulder.

When your friends found you in the library you were surrounded by a mess of books strewn across the floor. Both of them crouched down in front of you before Kevin spoke, “Y/N I’m sorry but you really shouldn’t try and find a way back.” You looked up at him quickly with a scared look on your face, “No no no! I just need to find a way to tell Sam and Dean not to try and save me!” you spoke quickly. You looked back up from your book when you heard a pained and saw Kevin leaning sideways and glaring at Charlie, who had clearly just elbowed him in the side, “Dude! I have and idea!” Charlie clapped excitedly while standing up,

“What?” you asked at the same time Kevin said “No!” You glared up at Charlie, “Shut up Kevin, what is it Charlie?” you asked a little harshly. “Charlie wants to go on a ‘Deadventure’ around heaven” Kevin mumbled while still leaning on the ground and holding his side. “Excuse me, a what?” you said, leaning back onto your hands. “C’mon!” Charlie exclaimed, while grabbing one of your arms and pulling you up. “Well just find a way to escape or something like you and Sam were talking about with your friend!” You jumped up and started scanning the shelves, “Good thinking Charlie! Look for anything out of place or unusual, that’s how we will find our way out.” you instructed while running your hand over the telescope.

“I found it!” you heard Charlie yell from the kitchen. You almost ran into Kevin when you half slid into the kitchen, “What is it Charlie?” She stood up and a door in the wall opened to outside your heaven, “You guys would never have dog food in your kitchen, Dean wouldn’t let you guys get one!” she said proudly before walking out, with you and Kevin walking quickly behind. You squinted against the brightness of the pure white hallways before turning to your friends, “Alright, we’re looking for door number 42, it’s the gate to earth. There are alarms that are going to be going off because we got out so we need a distraction, help me open every door in this hallway” The three of you together sprinted door to door, shoving each one open before continuing to the next one.

After some angels appeared and you had about 50 doors open, you grabbed Charlie and Kevin and dragged them in the opposite direction of where the angels were coming from. “Okay,” you whispered, “that should keep them occupied for a while, let’s get to the door.” You spent the next half hour running around and back tracking every time you saw another angel walking around. After a little bit longer with a scarily little amount of angels seen you reached the hallway with the 40s. “Alright found it! Now we just gotta AH!” You let out a scream as something solid hit you and knocked you over, “Cas!” You yelled before jumping up and pulling him into a hug.

“What are you doing here?” Castiel looked up in an annoyed expression and then back at you sadly, “Do you really need to ask that?” You laughed, “Right, they sent you to come ‘save me’” you finished in quotation marks. “Uh, ‘yes’” he said, also in quotation marks, causing you to laugh. “Cas you know I can’t or, shouldn’t I guess… Anyway! Charlie and Kevin are here, I’m not sad and lonely, here!” you said, tossing him your phone, “Give them this, password is KAZ2Y5, give it to them, you read it too.” You gave him a last hug before backing up, “Don’t die, I want you to be able to visit when Sam and Dean are gone too!” He smiled before turning back around and grabbing the handle and turning it, “Don’t do anything stupid to get kicked out,” he laughed before disappearing. “No promises!” you shouted, hoping he could hear.


The brothers panicked as they saw Cas walk back out without you, “Dammit Cas what happened? You were in there for like, 3 minutes, did you run into trouble?” Dean asked. Castiel tossed Dean the phone, “You knew she wouldn’t, she said to look at the phone and the the password is KAZ2Y5.” Sam and Castiel looked over to look at the screen as Dean turned on the phone. When it opened a video showed up with your face and Dean pressed play.


1 Hour Earlier

While you ran down the hall you held your phone in front of yourself, “Kevin, Charlie, say hi!” “Hi” Charlie waved at the camera while Kevin asked, “What is this for?” “It’s for Sam and Dean, I wrote a note on it to mail it to them! I can’t get through the door, so I’m hoping throwing this through will work.” “Alright, that’s smart, hey guys!” You turned back to look at them, “Anything you guys want to say?” Charlie spoke up first, “Keep fighting dudes! Don’t do anything too stupid like we are!” You hung your head down and laughed, “That’s perfect Charlie, what about you Kevin?” “Oh, okay, uh. I hope you guys have gotten over all of your crap that I saw when I was a ghost. Like Charlie, just keep fighting and saving people, don’t let us see you around too soon!” “Thanks Kevin,” you said before turning back to the camera, “So I guess this is it for a while, I hope you get this, um…” you trailed off, wiping a tear from your face, “Don’t blame yourselves, I’m saying that even though I know you’re going to anyways. Don’t sell your souls or anything for me, I got Charlie and Kev here with me so I’m happy, we’re going on a- what did you call it?” “Deadventure!” they both cheered, “Yeah, a deadventure to get you this message, I love you guys, and even though we had our rough patches, I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. I miss you but I don’t want to see you guys soon!” you blew a kiss at the camera and then ended the video.

Present Time

The brothers and Castiel finished the video about the time the rest of you got back to your heaven. “Hey Y/N, now that we’re done,” Charlie started as you walked back inside, “What is your stance on Neville?”

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Fade to Black - Chapter 11

FINAL CHAPTER, guys. Finally. Those of you that are still with me, THANK YOU for your patience while I struggled to finish this. I hope you enjoy.

“All right, enough with the cryptic bullshit!” Dean takes a step closer to Rowena, his gun aimed for the spot right between her eyes. “What does all that mean?”

“Dean, calm down.” You keep your voice steady, quiet. “Let’s get the rest of the spell down, then we can figure it all out.” You turn your head, staring at him, willing him to back his temper down until you can be free to put your arms around him. Your touch seems to soothe him better than words, but you can’t let go of the book.

“Get on with it,” he snaps at the witch, who throws a contemptuous glare his way before reciting the herbs and items for the spell, and then the spell itself. Charlie’s thumbs fly as she puts all the information into her phone.

“That’s it,” Rowena says, haughty and disdainful as she looks at Dean again. You pull your hand back, and the book snaps shut with a loud thud. Sam steps forward and grabs it, then moves back, pulling Charlie with him.

“So, the blood. Blood of the cursed, that’s me, right? Blood of my blood, has to be Sam.”

“My, aren’t you just the clever one?” Rowena purrs, and Dean’s lip curls in a little snarl.

“Shut up. Blood of my heart – I assume that’s…”

“The one you love.” Rowena’s eyes flick to you, then back to Dean, and you look up at him as his eyes move to you, then close for just a second before he continues.

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skidrow-seymour  asked:

Since it's pretty much cannon that Neil and Todd used to stay up until the early hours confessing their hearts out to the darkness, I'd love to know what, parents aside, you imagine their conversations mostly revolved around!

asgdfasghfgahfa!!! what a thing to think about!! and I actually have thought about this before, so I’m prepared! :D

After the AMND audition Neil wouldn’t shut up about what it’s like to stand on a stage and to have people listen to every word you say and have all the eyes on you, and Todd just looks at him with big eyes because he’s sure he would die if he ever was in that situation, and Neil would grab his copy of AMND and he’d read some passages from it (usually in not more than a whisper because it’s really quiet) and Todd would just be like ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

and after Todd makes up the “truth is like a blanket” in class Neil would carefully ask him that night if he’s okay and he’d make sure that Todd knows he is always there for him and that he’s not alone, and Todd is just thankful that it’s dark because he hates when people see him blush

they’d also talk a LOT about their friends and dps meetings, things like how fearless and sneaky Charlie is and how annoying Cameron was that day, and “I don’t get how Knox can be so head over heels in love with Chris… I mean, can you imagine being that interested in a girl? haha” …little did they know…

and in general Neil would talk a lot and Todd would just listen to him, so at one point Neil would apologise for not shutting up, but Todd would say, “oh don’t worry, I’m much more of a listener, and I love listening to you” and Neil would just beam at him and be like, “thank you”

I’d love to hear your thoughts on this as well!!!

Originally posted by marauders4evr

Requested by anon <3
Prompt: Pretttttttty please could you write a asexual!charlie weasley? Where he meets the reader, doubts they’d want him as they’re so free in their sexuality but they’d give anything up for him? ALLLL THE FLUFF EVER EVER EVER you are a star whether u do this or not just so you know teehee xoxo
A/N: well…i tried.


Charlie Weasley always loved the outdoors. He’d often find himself away from his fellow classmates somewhere no one could find him and a cute animal he stole from Care of Magical Creatures Class. It’s not like anyone wold notice – he’d always (well, not always) return the little fuzzy bunnies with sharp teeth or cats that barked. One day, though, he found himself at loss of words when he noticed someone in his usual spot, petting a creature he had previously taken and forgotten to return. And that someone being you. The girl he had his eyes on since year three. Though, it’s not like he actually had a chance with you – you were way out of his league, and probably not even interested in boys.

Your head slowly turned to him, the small salamander like creature glaring at you as you stopped petting it. Charlie blinked as a smile lit up your face.

“I know you,” You said, “You’re the one who never shuts up during Care for Magical Creatures. You speak better than the professor. ” You glanced at the lizard, “-and I’m guessing you borrowed this one, huh?”

“Yeah, well, he seemed sad.” Charlie told, rubbing the back of his neck as he came closer. Crouching to you, he patted the lizard on his huge head, “his name is Tom.” You snickered.

“Tom?” You raised a brow, “Really?” He nodded, serious, “Why Tom?”

“Do you have a better name for him?” He questioned, playfully. You looked at him, straight into his eyes thought he could not tell what yours were saying. A light blush heated your cheeks, a bright smile brimming your face as you took the lizard into your hands and stared at it for a long moment.

“How about…” You pretended tot think, “Well, you know how you took him without asking? That sort of makes you his guardian…” He had no idea where you were going with this, “And obviously taking care of a child alone is such a hassle…” He inhaled sharply as your irises met again, “So, Charlie Junior?”  

He nearly choked.

The Silver Bullet

Originally posted by phoebetonkins

+ Scott McCall and his pack (specifically Issac)- Teen Wolf

author’s note: so obviously “Harry, Barry, and the Cold Assistant” was not a popular imagine, i want to apologize for how shitty that imagine was. ANYWAYS i’m trying out a little “theme” with my imagines– doing the bold upper case in every imagine, idk. i’m working on some requests right now but here’s just a little teen wolf imagine. 

Prompt: the pack thought you were dead but in which you evolved like derek, but the pack overlooks you as a friend and thinks nothing of it. you come up wth a fake name and start over because you’re “dead”. 

THE PACK THOUGHT YOU DIED when the you pushed Allison out of the way and the Oni stabbed you. 

What they didn’t know is that, like Derek, you evolved into something greater. 

It wasn’t completely unexpected of the pack, they were going through an overwhelming amount of issues at the time. They didn’t notice how your eyes shifted from blue to a cool, steel silver– like a bullet. 

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n00tscamander  asked:


Harry’s drunk the first time he sees Eggsy. 

He rarely sees Merlin anymore, and it’d be a hard week, so they’d gone to a pub and gotten absolutely pissed, stumbling and laughing down the street by the end of the night. It’s a stupid, stupid idea…but it’s a drunk one when Merlin sees the sign and goes “we should get tattoos for our friendship.”

And if Harry had been in his right mind he would have said “HELL NO.”

But Harry is equally as pissed, so he and Merlin open the door to Pug Tattoos and cheer when the security system makes a bell noise to let the employees know they’ve entered. 

There’s no one at the desk, so Harry and Merlin start to discuss (enthusiastically and drunkenly) what they would get for each other. Harry decides he’d get a wizard hat, like the Mickey Mouse one, for Merlin. Merlin proclaims loudly that he’ll get a hairy heart on his chest.

“Wha-?” a tired voice mumbles, a body coming into view, and Harry stops in his tracks.

There’s a heavily tattooed boy leaning against the wall, a thin white t-shirt on showing every part of his chest (and the muscles) and every detail of the tattoos that spread across his body.

Harry wants to lick him.

“Maybe not right now bruv,” the boy laughs, a smirk on his face. “After you’ve sobered up…we can talk about it.”

Oh, Harry had said that out loud.

“You’re an observant drunk,” the boy chuckles, walking forward and patting him on the shoulder. “Look, if you still want a tattoo in the morning, come back and see me. For now, I’m calling you a cab.”

“Are you gonna come in the cab with me?” Harry asks, genuine and drunk. 

The boy (young man? just man?) smiles, cupping Harry’s face and giving it a solid pat before backing away. “Maybe if you come back sober.”

Oh hell yes.

“You’re embarrassing,“  Merlin announces, giving up on the idea of getting a tattoo and quite tired of watching his friend drunkenly flirt with someone half his age.

“Your face is embarrassing,” Harry retorts, and the boy rolls his eyes. 

“Alright, out with the both of you.”

“I’ll see you tomorrow,” Harry promises, Merlin dragging him out the door and calling a cab. The tattoo artist’s grin is infectious.

“I’ll see you then.”

Harry doesn’t get a tattoo the next day, but he does get bent over the desk in Eggsy (the boy’s) office and fucked next way to Sunday. He spends the time afterwards mapping out the outlines of Eggsy’s numerous tattoos with his tongue and relishing in the boy’s moans.

“What’s this one?” Harry mumbles, brushing his mouth over the flower than seems to wind up Eggsy’s collarbone and neck.

“For my sister,” Eggsy sighs happily, tilting his head to the side so Harry can further his exploratory efforts. “Her name is Daisy.”

“And this one?” It’s a pile of rocks with a bowler hat on top. It’s a weird tattoo, but well done.

“My best friend, Roxy, call her Rox. Her boyfriend, my other first, Charlie, like Chaplin.”

“Seems like a bit of a stretch,” Harry comments, biting down on Eggsy’s collarbones. 

“Mmm shut up you wanted to get a wizard’s hat on your arse last night.”

“You can’t hold that against me, I was utterly pissed.”

“I can hold a lot of things against you,” Eggsy purrs, kissing Harry hot and dirty and all consuming.

And he does, many times, and in many different positions, for many many years down the road.



{21st century music inspired by songs of the past}

KEEN (music inspired by 1950’s and 60’s doo wop, soul, and bubblegum pop)
01.valerie-amy winehouse 02.shark in the water-vv brown 03.candyman-christina aguilera 04.pack up-eliza doolittle 05.tightrope-janelle monae 06.the sweet escape-gwen stefani 07.well well well-duffy 08.the rebounder-amanda jenssen 09.freezing-mozella trainor 11.queen of disaster-lana del rey 12.clumsy-fergie 13.daydreamin-ariana grande 14.god help the girl-god help the girl 15.why do you let me stay here?-she and him

GROOVY (music inspired by 1960’s and 70’s surf rock, psychedelic rock, and folk)
01.who have i become-best coast 02.elephant-tame impala 03.lonely boy-the black keys (ooh la la)-grace potter and the nocturnals 05.ain’t no rest for the wicked-cage the elephant 06.let’s get high-edwarde sharpe and the magnetic zeros 07.texico bitches-broken social scene 08.ruin-cat power 09.edge-haim 10.kings-the pierces 11.the habit-lissie 12.barrowland ballroom-amy macdonald 13.the everlasting muse-belle and sebastian silver lining-first aid kit 15.romulus-sufjan stevens

FRESH (music inspired by 1980’s new wave, synthpop, and electropop)
01.shut up and dance-walk the moon 02.sons and daughters-negative youth feat. eve 03.girls-the 1975 04.uptight downtown-la roux 05.body work-tegan and sara queen-charli xcx 07.eleventh dimension-julian casablancas 08.all of you-betty who 09.gun-chvrches 10.every night i say a prayer-little boots 11.froot-marina and the diamonds x 13.serious-gwen stefani ferreira 15.hang with me-robyn

DOPE {music inspired by 1990’s r&b, dance, and trip hop) know you like it-alunageorge 02.little things-tinashe 03.everlasting love-fifth harmony 04.extraordinary-clean bandit 05.boy-little mix i-ariana grande mia 08.90’s music-kimbra 09.hideaway-kiesza 10.monks-frank ocean 11.and it was u-how to dress well 12.two weeks-fka twigs 13.comfortable-fola 14.goddess-banks of balloons/glass table girls-the weeknd