shut up & let me go

Imagine a room full of Naruto and his clones surrounding Kishimoto, talking all at once.

“Sensei, when are you going to let me meet Sasuke?!”

“No Sensei I won’t tell you how soft Sasuke’s lips are, never”

“His hair though. Sensei, thank you for giving Sasuke the softest hair." 

"But Sensei why did you have to let him grow his bangs out and wear that onesie outfit" 

"No I’m not complaining, Sasuke is the definition of perfection" 

“My favorite part of the story is him feeding me” 

“Oh shut up. My favorite part is where he used fushashuriken. That’s so cool”

“Excuse you, the Sharingan is always the bestest”

“Bestest isn’t even a word, Dobe” 

“Only Sasuke has the right to call me Dobe, clone!”

“Says the clone himself!”

“Shut up clones. Sensei! The time in the Land of Waves where Sasuke nearly died traumatized me how dare you!!”

"Wait is that Sasuke finding me in a hotel?! I never knew he’s that concerned about me?!”

“Aww Sasuke as a child is so cute”

“No more Tsukiyomi on Sasuke. Just no.”

“Sensei please. The pain from the curse mark is too much for him.”

“Sasuke nearly kissed me before he left???”

“What do you mean Sasuke doesn’t appear in the following chapter, you can at least have me thinking about him”

“Sasuke half-hugging me! Yesss!! Perfect reunion!”

“More shooting star scenes!! Please!!”

“Look what you’ve done to me Sensei, I can’t sleep. All I think about is Sasuke.”

“No homo, but how did you know I often imagine naked Sasuke beside me in the public bath”

“Sensei you’re a genius. Matching necklaces is the greatest concept ever.”

“Sensei, it’s OK if you mix up the Konoha symbol with the ninja-alliance symbol, but it’s NOT if Sasuke isn’t drawn right. His bangs didn’t cover his forehead before Itachi died, remember?”

“Can we have one more flashback on Sasuke meeting me by the river? Pretty please? I miss young Sasuke”

“Agh I want to fight him. Now. How much longer til the ending Sensei”

“Aesthetic: Sasuke worrying about me. Me.”

“My mom and his mom are friends?! For real?!”

“Can I frame the ‘my one and only’ panel on my bedroom wall please”

“No I won’t stop saying the word Sasuke”


Kishimoto: …please leave me alone (how did I fit so much gayness into one manga)

I have some young teenagers following me apparently and all I can say is if social justice issues are your thing PLEASE attempt to research/look into things actual activists are out there doing and writing and maybe get involved on some level if your school has a gsa or something. There’s nothing wrong with political conversations on the internet and absolutely bloom where you’re planted but if you let The Discourse™ from one website inform your experience and how you see the world you are going to end up fucking miserable. Some of these people care less about you and your experiences than being the most vocally morally pure and I wish I’d known that at 15. Think for yourself, become your own person. And you know stay in school don’t do drugs and all that

anonymous asked:

MOd why is it ok for everyone who isn't against norman now to get told to shut up and go away from your blog? do you read your comments and see that every time somebody says this whole thing is ok they get told to shut up or made fun of or told to go to another blog and they get told by all the same people. youre just letting people be as mean as they want to be but then when i fought back you told me to stop it. is it not ok to be here if i still like nr?

being mean to each other isn’t ok. No I don’t read the comments usually unless something is brought to my attention. I never told anyone to stop I said they need to chill as in take it down a few notches that went for everyone in the comments not you specifically. If I have issue with an individual then I reach out through the DM’s, which I haven’t had to do in a long time. It’s fine to be ok with what’s going on. It’s fine to not be cool with it. What I don’t want is people being total jerks to each, calling each other names and whatnot simply because they disagree. Pretty sure I’ve said multiple times that I’m still a fan and unbothered by the situation so pretty sure it’s cool to be here if your an N fan.

i’m going to go crazy i just got another idea for a series fic and i’m not even??? close to being done??? with king of the lost boys??? kill me swiftly 

also if anyone is willing to let me ramble or rant to them about this new idea i would shower you in constant love and affection but i will do so tomorrow because it’s nearing 2 and apparently sleep is a thing i need??

anonymous asked:

LP training a fem!reader, but platonically. Like.. they're good friends, but not dating and make dorky jokes and stuff while training?

You slide a few inches back after you defend yourself from one of Add’s punches. You gasp in amazement, but it really stings were he tried to punch you. “Add! You said you would go easy on me!”

He scoffs, shaking his fist. “We’re training, you idiot. And I never said that I’ll go easy on you.”

You fold your arms and huff at him. Add shrugs at your advances. “Let’s do some more defensive maneuvers since you’re the one who asked for it.”

“Shut up! You keep on blowing me away when we fight Demons!”

“Not my fault that you’re damn skinny! Now, back to training!”

You reluctantly went back to defending yourself from Add’s electrified punches.

I have this not-so-lowkey desire for Plagg to slowly develop this sort of weird in-his-own-mind rivalry with Gabriel over Adrien. 

Gabriel says no birthday party? WHO CARES IF AN AKUMA THREW IT, WE’RE GOING. Gabriel-approved schedule says it’s bedtime? LEMME SCARF THIS CHEESE NOW LEGGO CLAWS OUT WE’RE LAPPING PARIS TWICE TONIGHT. Gabriel is just in general the neglectful worst? SIT STILL AND LET ME GROOM YOU KID SHUT UP I’M NOT PURRING YOU’RE PURRING fine maybe we’re both purring. 

Basically, Plagg aggressively adopting his chosen as HIS KITTEN DAMMIT and vengefully leaving dead mice in Gabriel’s designer shoes. >> 

Anger levels

Aries mars:

  1. FIGHT ME
  2. FIGHT ME
  3. FIGHT ME

Taurus mars:

  1. Who the fuck are you? Stay silent please.
  2. Okay you’re not listening to me and that’s making me a bit nervous.
  3. .
  4. .
  5. .
  6. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Gemini mars:

  1. hahahahahaahaha you’re so angry
  2. Well let’s see, you’re so wrong bc *throw away all his arguments* that’s it, buddy. Go home, enjoy life.
  3. *Still isn’t angry*

Cancer mars:

  1. You’re angry? Well I can’t understand what I’ve done to make you angry, literally I’m not like that in fact I should be angry with you for making all this drama.
  2. How???? YOu’re hurting me and you fucking like it, You are always hurting me and throwing all your problems onto me can you stop please I DON’T DESERVE THIS.
  3. You’re the worst person that I’ve known. I hate u *hates them until they ask for forgiveness* Okay let’s hang out, I know a cool place we could go :)

Leo mars:

  1. How u dare
  2. HOW U DARE TO TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU’RE NOT THINKING YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM
  3. I WILL CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU PLEAD FORGIVENESS AND I WON’T BE FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE ALL THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE SHITTY PERSON YOU’RE AND…
  4. *Gets bored*
  5. I still hate u but I have better things to do ;*.

Virgo mars:

  1. I don’t find interesting fighting you.
  2. Don’t you have something better to do than yelling to a wall?
  3. You’re kinda idiot, aren’t you? Let’s see, you’re yelling inside a room (that, metaphorically, can be your own head) to someone that isn’t understanding and, furthermore, doesn’t care about the problem itself. Don’t you catch the uselessness of this situation? Plus, you gotta check your arguments. They’re too weak and poorly presented.
  4. Go and sleep for some hours. You’ll be cool and tomorrow we’ll be able to debate this thing.

Libra mars:

  1. Why are you so angry? 
  2. You’re killing my vibe.
  3. Okay I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
  4. Okay shut up you’re right *changes subject abruptly*.

Scorpio mars:

  1. I will hunt you down till the day I die.

Sagittarius mars:

  1. Okay your arguments are totally messed up let me explain it to you, little.
  2. Haven’t you listened to me?? WHY ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME? Okay you should be respectful of others opinions *five minutes later*  You need some fucking education. I’m never talking to you again!
  3. .
  4. Wait we were fighting? When?

Capricorn mars:

  1. You’re not worth my time.
  2. I won’t stoop to your level.
  3. .
  4. .
  5. .
  6. Fucking run.

Aquarius mars:

  1. You look so silly! Ow, look at these short-minded, their stupidity makes them adorable…
  2. Your arguments are sooo uninteresting. I’ve heard this like 2 times before *rolls eyes*.
  3. Ow, they’re so angry, I can’t stop laughing… oh, wait, what have you said?
  4. OKAY YOU WANTED IT BITCH *starts throwing away all his arguments while trying to look confident and so over it*.

Pisces mars:

  1. Your anger makes me angry. Stop being angry. I don’t want to fight okay
  2. I don’t want to fight please I’ll be all messed up aND I HATE U
  3. *sobbing* I’m sorry can’t we be friends again?

Thanks @phantasticforfob for helping me writing this shit.

a note on burr’s intellect and how it’s portrayed musically

i’m only going to be talking about burr’s short verse in my shot bc otherwise this would be ten miles long, but let me just say: lin-manuel miranda is a fucking genius. (warning, this is going to be a long post.)

as far as i recall, this is the only time burr raps in the narrative. and it’s 4 measures to tell hamilton and crew to shut up, in a language they’ll understand (rap), after being asked in the previous song to rap a bit.

just for a second, let me talk about internal rhyme.

internal rhyme is a component of rap that’s exactly what it sounds like: the rhymes within a verse that don’t fall in line with the ends of the phrases. they can still rhyme with the ends of the phrases too, but they aren’t on the ends of the phrases. (most of the time, you’ll notice internal rhymes because there’ll be emphasis on the rhymed syllables.)

now, hamilton’s verses are laden with internal rhyme: i could cite a billion examples, but i’ll only pull one for now.

“older”, “colder”, and “shoulder” are grouped together in the same rhyme scheme, with “shoulder” being the main source of internal rhyme.

similarly, “(disad)vantage”, “manage”, “brandish”, and “famished” are all in the same rhyme scheme, with “manage” being the main source of internal rhyme (although it can be argued that “brandish” is too because of the way it plows through the end of the phrase there with the straight sixteenth notes.) (also, shoutout to those polysyllabic rhymes for showcasing hamilton’s intelligence.)

now we’ll take a look at hamilton’s crew’s verses. start with lafayette:

there’s not really internal rhyme in here. because of his accent, lafayette can pull rhyming “france” and “’on(archy)”, but that’s about it. not surprising; he’s not unintelligent, it’s just that he’s still figuring out english.

then mulligan:

mulligan’s got a bit of internal rhyme going on with “chance”, “(ad)vance”, and “pants”. the “so(cially)” and “sew(in’)” could be argued too, but the fact that the emphasis is placed on the “ly” of socially and not on the “so” makes it hard to argue.

then of course, laurens:

laurens, getting up there with hamilton and bringing in some polysyllabic rhymes! we’ve got “truly free” and “you and me”; “you and i” and “do or die”; “sally in”, “stallion”, and “battalion”. that’s three different rhyme schemes, so good for you– but then, we’d expect a good command of the english from someone who helped hamilton write essays.

now, finally, we get to burr:

“gen(iuses)” and “keep”. “trouble” and “double”. “with” and “sit(uation)”. that’s already three internal rhymes, completely separate from the end rhyme. (he fits a polysyllabic rhyme in there too with “trouble” and “double”.)

and then the internal rhyme that goes with the end rhyme?

“fraught”, “got”, “taught”, “talk”, and “shot”.

that’s five instances of rhyming in two measures. let me repeat that: five instances of rhyming in two measures. the example i cited has hamilton doing four instances of rhyme in three measures.

burr’s intelligence and command of the english language is at least on par with hamilton’s, if not greater, as evidenced later by their partnership as lawyers; but lin-manuel miranda manages to portray that just in four measures.

that’s how to develop a character musically.

i’m a nice person until you insult sam winchester

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

  1. “why do you always have to be such an asshole?
  2. “if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”
  3. “is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?
  4. “i just don’t want to think for a while.”
  5. “say it again.”
  6. “don’t lie to me.”
  7. “i’m sick of being treated like this.”
  8. “i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”
  9. “so this is it?”
  10. “i don’t want to go to bed angry.”
  11. “don’t touch me.”
  12. “i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”
  13. “i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”
  14. “just sit down and let me take care of you.”
  15. “is that- blood?”
  16. “i just want to help you relax.”
  17. “does that feel good?”
  18. “i don’t love you anymore.”
  19. “i loved you. past tense.”
  20. “stop lying!”
  21. “jealousy isn’t cute on you.”
  22. “don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”
  23. “i deserve better.”
  24. “you deserve better.”
  25. “you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”
  26. “you left your underwear back at my place.”
  27. “you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”
  28. “i hope you’re happy.”
  29. “does that line ever work?”
  30. “you’re the best i’ve ever had.”
  31. “is that all you’ve got?”
  32. “hit me!”
  33. “tell me this is a dream.”
  34. “let’s keep this between the two of us.”
  35. “is that my shirt?”
  36. “why do you even care?”
  37. “i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”
  38. “you love her/him.”
  39. “can you take it?”
  40. “i’m not going to break.”
  41. “we’re not just friends. you know that.”
  42. “friends don’t get each other off.”
  43. “it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”
  44. “i’m not that flexible!”
  45. “you don’t scare me.”
  46. “it’s okay, i’m here.”
  47. “you’re not alone. you never were.”
  48. “i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”
  49. “it’s complicated.”
  50. “you’re the only one.”

headcanon: when chirrut and baze were organising their wedding chirrut refused to send out invitations because, and i quote “ the Force will let guests know where to go” and so baze got all the invites done and sent out and it was the wedding of the century and chirrut would not shut up about how the force had ordained it to be perfect until baze said i sent out the kriffing invites not the Force and chirrut just smiled his shit-eating smile and stroked baze’s face and said the force told me you would and baze hates this motherfucker so much he wants to spent the rest of his life telling him what a shit he is

There’s a problem

Nobody is talking about Yurio and Yuko’s friendship????

Let me explain why this is important.

Look at Yurio’s face when he first meets Yuko.

And now look at Yuko’s face. She clearly knows who he is, and she’s smiling. He’s just a little angry 15yo after all, no matter how hostile he is towards her. So he’s like, ok, yeah. I’ll shut up now.

Then Victor goes all Victor and stuff. When she nosebleeds (we’ve all been there) Yurio doesn’t understand what’s wrong? and it’s adorable.

Then, when he needs help with the timing, he doesn’t ask Victor, the only person he knows from the group for help. He asks Yuko. And she helps.

At the showdown, it’s finally time and Yuko’s calling Yurio to the stage. Look at his face. So cute X_X

So, here she is, and

She fangirls and nosebleeds again and

…His reaction

She cheers on him, like a good friend would 

And he’s cute about it. Because she’s the kindest anyone in Japan has been towards him.

Look at her face during his performance. She’s proud. It’s really nice to see.

When he’s about to leave, she comes after him. She’s the only one to.

So they are about to part, when he says:

And after he says that, she responds with this face:

And then he leaves. He goes back to Russia.

Next episode, and they have each other’s numbers? They took a photo with her kids? She gives him reports? This is great..!

Yuko is officially team Yurio! I bet Yurio is an honorary Nishigori family member at this point.

In conclusion: This relationship is super important and pure!!! Continue on with your day!

the signs at a sleepover
  • aries: "let's go outside and throw eggs at people's houses."
  • taurus: "can we eat first?"
  • gemini: "oh my god aries. we should totally do that."
  • cancer: "can we just watch a scary movie or something?"
  • leo: "SELFIEEE!"
  • virgo: "oh my god, leo. stop with your fucking selfies. i agree with cancer though. let's watch a movie."
  • libra: "shut up, virgo. SELFIE!"
  • scorpio: "anyone wanna have sex with me?"
  • sagittarius: ";)"
  • capricorn: "y'all nasty."
  • aquarius: "can y'all shut up i'M TRYNA SLEEP oVeR HERE."
  • pisces: *is sleeping*
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watch my back so i make sure, you’re right behind me as before
yesterday the night before tomorrow, dry my eyes so you won’t know
dry my eyes so i won’t show, i know you’re right behind me
and don’t you let me go, let me go tonight

In which Lee Kwangsoo sums up a k-pop bias perfectly.

AU where Sportacus n Robbie are in the same elementary school from kindergarten to 5th grade

Robbie always gets outshined by Sport when he tries to do something impressive (like show and tell or a major project) and he’s super jealous of how adorable the teachers think he is and how charismatic and athletic he is

During recess Sportacus always plays sports with his friends and shows off cool tricks on the playground equipment and Robbie just sulks in a hidden corner of the playground drawing with sticks in the dirt (he gets in trouble a lot for it because it’s an unsupervised area that teachers can’t see)

All the other kids gave him the nickname “Robbie Rotten” because he’s pretty much the only one who doesn’t like the most popular child (coughSportacuscough) and he’s always so grumpy and rude bc he doesn’t know how to make friends so he ends up pushing people away by accident

“I don’t like either candidate” like your dumb ass can’t visualize four years of listening to Donald “hell is empty and all the devils are in my toupee” Trump fuck everything up from one end of the universe to the other?

Like, listen, you may like playing Fallout as a video game but I have to tell you that your fuckass would not survive a nuclear fallout and neither would anybody else’s so, like, maybe shut up and go vote for Hillary.

“But there’s no way he’ll really win”

let me tell you two things.

One, everybody said that about him in the primaries too and look who got the nomination.

Two, you may live in a predominately blue area. You may live in a place where people hide their racism and xenophobia and hatred for the LGBT community a little better. But I live in Virginia, and let me tell you a thing about the Southeastern United States right now. Right now, those of us in the Southeastern United States who are visibly part of one of Trump’s targeted groups, whether it’s because we’re women or we’re wearing rainbow gear or have a liberal sticker on our car or, God forbid, have dark skin or wear identifiably non-Christian religious garments, are being physically and aggressively targeted whenever we go outside.

Do you know, on two separate occasions, back when I had a Bernie sticker on my car, white men in jacked-up pickup trucks with Trump and confederate flag stickers, ACTUALLY RAN ME OFF THE ROAD while leaning out their window and yelling sexist slurs at me?

Like, I had to drive my car INTO THE GRASS on the side of the road and slam on brakes to keep being rammed by their truck. (Two different trucks, so presumably four different men.) This happened to me once while I was alone, once while Kellie was in the car with me, and once to Kellie when she was in the car by herself.

A full 20-30% of the cars I see on the road here have unapologetically racist Trump-supportive sexist-anti-Hillary paraphernalia on them. That’s not counting the ones that just have subtle Republican stickers or anti-Democrat stickers or stickers for the local conservative Congress candidates who are presumably voting for the Republican ticket that includes Donald Trump.

Grown-ass adults sit in coffee shops and talk loudly about how Donald Trump is going to save them from Muslim immigrants and Sharia Law, and parrot whatever latest bullshit they read on a parody website or Fox News and mistook for real news, and talk about how maybe those damn homosexuals will finally get what they deserve. 

It’s happened more than once to ME, and I’m a homebody who doesn’t leave my house and socialize very often. I feel like I’m living in an SNL parody skit about the South right now, but this is not a joke. This is real life.

Please believe me when I tell you we are not safe. These people will not be staying home from the polls. These people will be fucking voting.

You need to vote too.

I honestly don’t know what this is or where this came from but…Merry (early) Christmas. 

Dean’s been staring that the Christmas cards for what feels like an eternity when Sam finally rounded the corner, his cart full of supplies. 

“Dude, what are you doing?” 

He jumped slightly and cleared his throat, “Just looking.” Dean knew the face Sam’s giving him before he turned to look, “What?”

“Nothing,” he shrugged, a smug smile on his face, “Who’re you looking for?”

Dean rolled his eyes and shoved his hands in his pocket, “No one, I was just-”

“Awh, Dean, you know you don’t have to get one for me.” Sam smirked.

“Shut up, Sammy,” Dean grumbled, “Let’s just go.”

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