- Nico: You're not my mom, and you're not her mom! [points at Hazel]
- Jason: I never said I was!
- Nico: No, but you certainly act like it!
- Jason: I don't act that way! Piper, do I act motherly?
- Piper: Hey. I'm staying out of this one.
- Jason: What do you think, Percy? Do I act like a mom?
- Percy: [rubs his eye.] Well. I, uh-
- Jason: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk!
Why do you think len has a mental illness?