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Dear @markiplier,

I don’t know if you know about what happened on Friday. I woke up early to get the bus to get there “On time” like many others might’ve. Since the line up for your signing wasn’t supposed to be until a hour and a half before as a bunch of people said and in the past the cap was at 200 people. I got there around 9:32 AM just about. We rushed down to the Queue Room as fast as we could go. 

When we got there we discovered that they gave out tickets at 8 am and they were gone by 8:30 am because the Center opened a hour early for some reason. We tried to bargain, we tried to sneak (like a few I know had done who ended up seeing you), we tried so many things to no avail. It felt so unfair that me along with so many others were kicked out because the line up time wasn’t correct for meeting you. 

I was heartbroken, devastated even knowing I could never meet you. I promised so many good friends I’d ask things since they couldn’t go. I had letters, art even one from @simpleagle that I printed out to give you. But I failed my promises. I failed my friends. I failed to be a messenger. I began to sob as I sorted through the pile of things I had printed for you my stuff I drew, wrote and other things my friends made. My face was so red from crying I felt like a idiot in front of all those people waiting for you.

After I came back from getting food my mom was there following the line saying a Enforcer let her in but another came to get out or we’d be flagged to even going near you he sounded almost cheerful saying it. They made us give them our gifts to them because “he wouldn’t care/he won’t even look at it” that hit me with a sinking feeling of dread. 

I don’t know if you will see this @markiplier but hopefully you will. Hopefully others will share this so you can see the mess that happened.

The Zodiac Signs When Seeing A Kid Screaming In Public

‘Shut up, you stupid brat!’: Aries, Aquarius, Leo, Gemini

‘Was I this bad as a child???’: Scorpio, Capricorn

‘Awww, how cute… kind of loud, though,’: Cancer, Libra, Pisces

‘Those parents need help, honestly,’: Taurus, Sagittarius, Virgo

guys…. you do realize the voice actors literally have NO say on what gets written into the show, right?

The signs as things I've said
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> A furry interacted with <i>me</i> wtf don't victimblame<p/><b>Taurus:</b> I can't tell if I'm exhaused or concussed<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Please don't imply you're attracted to my brother thats gross he's republican<p/><b>Leo:</b> The secret to my great skin is tears<p/><b>Cancer:</b> I was supposed to be doing homework yesterday but instead I just ate popcorn and stared at a wall all day <p/><b>Virgo:</b> He fucked a pool floatie, my guy<p/><b>Libra:</b> Tbh I only go to the gym to watch HGTV<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I just want to make it clear I'm being petty right now. This is an act of pettiness<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> I'm gonna fight them. I'm 5'4 and never been in a fight in my life but I'll kick their ass<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Future-me can suck me ENTIRE ass for all I care I'm eating this and no earthly thing can stop me<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> I have the muscle mass of an atrophied carrot<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Worms have five hearts and you just broke all of them<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
The Signs as Musicals

Aries: Rent

Taurus: The Producers

Gemini: Chicago

Cancer: Sweeny Todd

Leo: Cabaret

Sagittarius: Wicked

Libra: Hamilton

Virgo: Once

Scorpio: The Phantom of the Opera

Aquarius: Mamma Mía

Capricorn: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Pisces: Les Misérables

people in the fandom who suffer from mi: *said from the start they knew even was mi bc they could relate and saw the signs.*
gross people in the fandom: “STOP PROJECTING!!!”
canon: *even has bipolar disorder.*

muslims as well as people who like to analyse in the fandom: *connected all the dots about the hints being dropped in s3 about even and islam.*
gross people in the fandom: “FGS NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT MUSLIMS. EVEN’S NOT INTERESTED IN ISLAM YOU’RE JUST READING TOO MUCH INTO SHIT!!”
canon: *even is so invested in islam that he’s not only got sketches of a hijaabi woman on his wardrobe in his room, but went so far as to learn the qur’aan in arabic, and has muslim friends too which all connected to his deep interest in islam.*

even and sana enthusiasts in the fandom, based off religious beliefs: *said from the start even and sana were connected and saw all the links between them through islam in canon.*
gross people in the fandom: “LOLZ DELUSIONAL PEOPLE BE REACHING SO HARD THEY’RE GONNA CRY TEARS!!!!”
canon: *even and sana have known each other all along all this time.*

people that in the fandom who relate to vilde: *are saying with personal experience that they can tell vilde is a lesbian.*
gross people in the fandom: *SHE’S BI!” “SHE’S HAPPY WITH MAGNUS!” “FFS SHE’S STRAIGHT GET UR LESBIANISM AWAY FROM HERE!!!!*
canon: …………….. i mean, do y’all gross people really wanna go up against being proven wrong when people with experience have time and time again been right?

in short, when people who have personal experiences are telling you they can relate to a character and their situation, and can pick up the signs, you shut up, sit down, and you listen to their valid reasoning.

the signs as things my friend said when she was drunk
  • Aries: "i’ve been on the floor for twenty minutes, this sandal next to my head is now my friend"
  • Taurus: "i'm so-" *hiccup* "i forgot"
  • Gemini: "i'm gonna throw up" *grins*
  • Cancer: "my pants are unbuttoned. but they’re not off. my pants are unbuttoned but i didn’t take them off?!"
  • Leo: *stares at a picture of the solar system longingly* “look at that preTTY PRETTY PICTURE”
  • Virgo: *breathes heavily* "i just burped"
  • Libra: "great now i really want pancakes" *sighs*
  • Scorpio: *points at giant picture of moon on the wall and then points to small picture of milky way in a book* "HOW DOES THAT FIT THERE"
  • Sagittarius: *breathes in through the nose and out through the mouth* "i feel a bit, sick" *tips head back*
  • Capricorn: *burps and then gets scared from the loud noise* "what was that"
  • Aquarius: "i took it from the adult table it smells so alcoholic"
  • Pisces: "im so-" *hiccup* "i forgot"
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Baseball AU: Trost Districts baseball club; Titans.
He's enjoying it (*´・∀・)b
HOW THE SIGNS DEAL WITH EMOTIONS

Cry it all out alone:

Pisces, Cancer

Vent to friends:

Leo, Taurus

Sleep them away:

Aquarius, Sagittarius

Shut them in:

Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn

Eat them away:

Virgo, Gemini, Libra

The Signs as All Time Low songs
  • Aries: The Reckless and The Brave
  • Taurus: Lost In Stereo
  • Gemini: That Girl
  • Cancer: Come one, Come all
  • Leo: Let It Roll
  • Virgo: Under a Paper Moon
  • Libra: Running From Lions
  • Scorpio: Backseat Serenade
  • Sagittarius: Weightless
  • Capricorn: Stay Awake (Dreams Only last for a Night)
  • Aquarius: Canals
  • Pieces: Oh, Calamity!