Idk man this was meant to be Kurt/Mike but my pen wrote Chris/Harry instead. Completely fictional pairing, I do not believe nor hope these two are together. I don’t even ship rpf this just apparated on to my paper idek how.
Summary: Chris said Harry had the best body, Harry is happy to hear this and the rest of the cast just enjoy making Chris’ life miserable.
Pairing: Sort of Shumfer (they don’t get together or anything so…)
Chris and Harry were good friends. Everyone on set knew that. Everyone on set also knew that Chris would have sex with Harry any day of the week, any time of the day. No one blamed him though, Harry was /hot/. So when Chris was asked during ‘Glee Yearbook Superlatives’ who had the best body, he didn’t even hesitate before saying Harry. Looking back on it, Chris could admit that he probably didn’t need to sound so enthusiastic about it. A simply “Harry” probably would have sufficed like Kevin and Chord had done, even adding a “duh!” like Darren would have been okay. But nope. Chris had to say “HARRY! I mean GOD” and then ramble on about how his body didn’t produce fat etcetera, etcetera. So in hindsight Chris really should have seen this coming, but he didn’t. That would have just made life easy and when had his life ever been easy?