patchesthed00t  asked:

What if, Dante Turtle died and the ghost of John is just petting it and snuggling it.

I’m assuming this is a drabble prompt, so….
John say next to Turtle, watching him walk around the large tank. The boys and Y/N constantly walked back and forth, not even noticing him there.

In the beginning, he would just scream and yell and cry to his friends. But now, after months, he was used to being ignored. It bothered him, that he couldn’t reassure them that he was fine.

Well, as fine as a ghost could be.

He reached into the container, “touching” the shell of Turtle. The turtle shrunk into his shell, and John laughed.

“Hey Turtle, how are you doing?” You asked, walking over to the tank. John watched you, a small smile on his face.

He tried to visit you as often as possible, knowing that you were still heartbroken over his death. But these days, you were hiding it, pretending that you were fine. He tried touching your arm, but his fingers went through.

If he could produce tears, they would have been falling down his face. Instead, he sighed, watching you feed Turtle.Everyday he thanked you for thinking of him and saving the reptile. He wished he could do it to you in person.

He closed his eyes, disappearing into the void.

So I’ve been doing a face mask of turmeric, yogurt, honey, and sometimes oat flour throughout this week and even though I’m still going through a big ass stress induced breakout my pores have SHRUNK. when I touch my cheeks where my pores are largest its literally so smooth whereas im usually able to feel the texture of my pores and I am amAZED. 10/10 highly recommended

anonymous asked:

could you do 1, 9, and/or 16 with anyone from BTS please😊

1. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

     “Well, what do you think?,” she asked with a quick twirl.  Jungkook looked up from his phone with a sigh, still annoyed at the fact that she was taking so long to pick an outfit. “I think it shrunk in the dryer,” he responded dismissively.  “What?  What do you mean?”  She looked down at the item of clothing, assuming that he meant it was too tight.  “I mean that I doubt that’s the length it’s supposed to be.”  “The skirt is supposed to be this short, Jungkook,” she said flatly.  “No,” he said, folding his arms.  “What do you mean, ‘no’?,” she asked incredulously. “No.”  “You’re an adult, Kookie.  Let’s hear a complex sentence or two.”  He rolled his eyes and said, “I would very much appreciate it if you would change into something a little more modest to conceal your aesthetically pleasing figure.”  “Sure. As soon as you change out of those tight ass pants.”

9.  “Quit it or I’ll bite.”

Originally posted by toughchim

     ‘Furthermore, the feminist movement of the-,’ her train of thought came to an abrupt halt when she felt something poke her in the stomach.  Letting out an involuntary giggle, she looked up to see her boyfriend.  “Can I help you, Tae?,” she asked.  “I think you should take a break.  You’ve been working on this term paper for hours.”  “I know, but I can’t quit until I reach my next word count goal.”  “How much do you have left?”  “350 words,” she replied, causing him to groan in frustration. “It shouldn’t take me that long.  You can keep me company while I work as long as you’re not too much of a distraction.”  He nodded and took a seat next to her.

     Five minutes later she was stopped again by repeated poking in her side.  “Tae, would you mind not poking me in the side?”  “Sure, no problem,” he responded, moving his finger up to poke her in the cheek.  “Quit it or I’ll bite.”  “Ooh, is that a threat or a promise?,” he smirked. 

16.  “I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”

Originally posted by the8-carat

     “You’re upset.  I know you’re upset, _____,” Jin said firmly. “Fine, I’m upset.”  “Tell me why.”  “Jin, it’s really not-,” she paused, seeing his stern expression.  “Alright, alright,” she sighed.  “I got into a heated debate with this guy in my poli sci class about classism and he started making…personal comments.”  “Personal comments?,” he asked, eyebrow raised as the corner of his mouth twitched in anger.  “Yeah, just really rude…and uncalled for personal comments.  But it’s nothing to worry about, I promise.”  “Are you sure? I’ll kick his ass if you want me to,” he said in all seriousness.  She giggled a bit and responded with, “Jin, you can’t even fight.”  “You’re right…But I can call the school and file a complaint.”  She laughed harder, protesting the idea as he reached for his phone.  “I’m serious, _____.  I’ll have him expelled by next week!,” he laughed as she reached for his phone.  

anonymous asked:

Headcannons for baby pip in the odd life of Phillip au? (Assuming he has special plant powers and stuff

  • He shrinks in the rain
  • He can grow plants/heal plants by giving them kisses
  • He runs warm
  • Speaks to plants and the plants talk back
  • When he’s shrunk he rides hummingbirds that carry him around where he needs to go
  • His favorite book is Thumbelina (# too relatable) 
Buzzfeed Unsolved Starters

“I don’t think you can exercise spiders.”
“Oh see, NOW you’re acting like a detective, and not a jackass!”
“‘Dan’ just sounds like your neighbor who wants to borrow your lawn mower.”
“Here, I drew a picture of you with 3 butt cheeks. This drawing now exists in the world.”
“Since when has a skull ever actually shrunk in history?”
“This thought you’re having right now is not very spontaneous.”
“Too much fire here. What do I look like, a fireman?”
 "Cool guy. Coolest guy in history. Nice sunglasses. Wow! Bourbon’s great.“   
“Is it very European to burst into flames?”
“Are basketball players aliens?”
“How do we know his suit is black if it’s in a black in white photo? Maybe it was really navy blue.”
“I’m good, I’ll just sign up for karate.”
“Stop holding the pen like that, you look like an asshole.”
“I went to 8 churches today to get some holy water and i couldn’t get any, so now im going into a demon hole with no holy water!!”
“I’m 99.9% sure he’s never cut anyone’s head of in is time as a dentist.”
“Why you gotta go jumping off planes?”
“I don’t need to set my mom on fire for freedom!”
 "This piece of evidence was found on a Wikipedia page, therefore making it complete Horseshit.“
 "He’s a big dumb-dumb floating in the sky with his stupid trench coat blowing in the wind.”
 "There may very well be a hot dog vendor in Chicago who is a Bigfoot.“

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

This picture has made the rounds on Tumblr once as a photo of the print during the con weekend. I think it originally came from a post made by salmondestiel, so I am here to post my much clearer jpeg! 

If its hard to see, my sign says “Honey, I shrunk the Baby!” I had already bought the car to have J2 sign, and the idea came to me. One of my friends had a Sorry board so I borrowed it for the op, too!

I didn’t tell Jensen to do anything, so this is what just kinda happened. I will say one thing, I knew I wanted to make an ‘oh crap’ face, but I almost lost it when I looked toward them. I needed to look anyway to see what Jensen was going to do but my friend was making the best ‘oh shit’ face behind the board, and I almost laughed instead. 

This is definitely the most creative I have gotten for a photo op and it will NOT be the last. Adam Malin (one of the Creation organizers) was even standing to the side, and he said it was a great photo idea. Creation approved!