Why we hate Eragon Movie:
A very long post, have fun :)
When the movie starts with the narrative of the stories from the pre- inheritance cycle:
But then a few scenes after you see saphira suddenly becoming an adult, an you start to question the quality of the movie:
An after that you see the Galbatorix talking with Durza, and you remember that he ONLY appers in the last book. What a hell are you doing here Galbie???
But hey, it’s the movie of your fav book and you decide to take it easy, right? Nooooo, after a really few trainings, almost nothing, they decide to practice the ridding, and it gets cool… Until Saphira says that a true dragon rider, could ride in the dragon’s tail…
And then a wierd, not elfic at all, version of Arya shows up, and if she hadn’t said her name I wouldn’t have known that it was her…
By that point the movie was already bad, but it had some highlights like Brom’s sword Zar'roc, Brom’s actor, Brom’s fighting, and of course the best scene of the movie, Brom’s grave.
And then we have MURTAGH… YES MURTAGH!!
After a really bad fighting scene against the Urgals, Blonde Eragon and his gang, get inside… furthen dur? I have no Ideia where they were… And what about that people, were they Dwarves? If yes, I don’t think the director understands the concept of a dwarf.
They show us Ajihad and Nasuada, the only too people that actually look like their characters in the book! And them there is a battle, with a very bad fighting coreography, and a smoke kind dragon that it doesn’t not exists in the book, and the only way to defeat Durza and it, was riding in Saphira’s tail… I mean… WHO CAME UP WITH THIS???
The movie ends with Eragon talking to Arya which is leaving to Ellesmera, WITHOUT Eragon… But wait there is a final scene with Galbatorix, reaping out a map(?) and showing us Shruiken… It’s funny because they really thought that a second movie would happen, after this shit??
PS: Joss Stone as a not even close, Angela
I am not even mentioning the characters appearance, cuz that would make this post very long…