shrugs at tags

so anyway my story of Insta-magic-fixes comes on the back of another story that half encompasses ‘why I hate unicorns’ but I’m going to skip that part and just get into the gritty.

So if you’re a winged creature and you’ve had one of your wings violently removed- you have some problems. First of all, muscle problems. Wings are functional items and if they aren’t cleanly, or medically, amputated (or worked on afterwords) you’re gonna have muscles and tendons that SHOULD go somewhere, but don’t. You’re going to have blood vessels that will take a while to die and until then you gotta not get blood clots. And on top of all THAT you’re gonna have SHITTY nerve pain and nerves don’t just hover around the site of the injury like ‘yeah this is where the problem is so this is where we’re gonna be In Pain’ no, nerves are little assholes and your uninjured side is gonna hurt, and your leg and your arm and sometimes your nailbeds because Fuk U that’s why. And THEN you have the long-term effects of how a body adjusts to being very uneven weight-wise for still having the OTHER wing on a bipedal form.

These are Problems. These are problems that I like a character with traumatic injury to have. They limit physical ability, they make for decent plot points, and if they’re chronically painful enough they can even disrupt magic abilities that require concentration.

Enter ‘I Heal All’ unicorn.

Now, for my due part both of these characters followed a decent stat lay-out but I mean a very well-known and recognized property of unicorns is healing. So fine. Fine. U wanna insta-heal the wing, roll for it. I should’ve just refused but the time is past now.

Nat. 20.

fml.

BUT. My loophole that I eventually used is that the WING grew back, sure, but all the ‘healing’ ability was mostly used on just getting that full entire wing back, and the muscle damage was still severe enough that it still prevented flying, the new wing- without use- shriveled a bit, and the nerve problems remained. But goddamn if I wasn’t salty about having to go through all that just to avoid an instant fix. … Still have that character today, but he’s in the witness protection program since the other player was a leeeetul bit stalker-y/terrifying. SO.

try not to insta-fix, kids. it’s boring, but also potentially character-ruining for the one you’re fixing, if you’re not careful.

story of my life
  • Me: People have the right to ship whoever and whatever they want! Antis should not spread hate to things that people enjoy!
  • Also me, when my notp is on my dash: what the everliving fuck is this shit doing here
bat emoji review

a serious boy, he’s out sniffing for buggies. a hard worker and overall alright 

theyre coming right for you! looks scary but actually wants to give you a hug. please let them hug you or they will be the one needing a hug

artsy kiddo!! very creative, will help you with anything you need, be careful tho because he’s a little sneaky

now you may not know but this isnt actually a bat! instead this is a little chocolate treat! a gift for you from all the bats

a very small and sweet bat!! she wants to be your friend very badly! she’s a little clumsy but her heart is very big!!!! i love her

seems cold and scary but is actually just shy! they stare at you from across the room not because they hate you but because they think ur too cool!

suspicious,,,,,

look at this mischievous dude!!!! what a fun guy!!!! will make you laugh when ur feeling down he just wants to have fun all day

oh my gosh…. look at them…. very soft…. fashionable…. an idol….. too good

Overall these bats are all: 10/10

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#goD these two #peggy’s literally on the edge of her life #running away from people she works with #some of which she probably even trusted #who are after her for crimes she hasn’t committed #and they don’t even bat an eyelid #all of them instantly go to find her so as they can lock her up #they don’t even think about if Peggy is actually not guilty #even though Peggy has done countless of things to prove herself trustworthy #and then here’s Angie #precious cinnamon roll Angie Martinelli #(who doesn’t even fully know about her friend’s double agent ‘job’ #and the reality of Peggy’s life) #deciding at this very moment #that she is going to protect Peggy #she’s going to lie to FEDERAL AGENTS #put her life and job and home at risk #because Peggy is in trouble #and she’ll be damned if she’s just gonna watch that happen #if Peggy’s life is on the line #then so is hers #Angie Martinelli is Peggy Carter’s shield just as much as Peggy is hers #and I love it so so much

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Orlais presents a veneer of opulence, but the aristocracy are committed to a system of social one-upmanship they call the game. Sprawling receptions delight friend and foe, while bards strike from shadow with insinuation, larceny, and assassination, often to the strange delight of their targets. Control of these auteur agents is yet another layer of the game.The Orlesian Game of Intrigue (click to enlarge)

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Hello everyone this is Lux he would like to say hello

Here’s the QR for shiny Slyveon if anyone wanted it!!

Also his Pokedex entry in moon is really creepy like??

What a monster plz calm down Lux