shrink mouth

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Your head was throbbing and you groaned softly as you attempted to open your eyes. God it seemed like you had been out forever, basically dead to the world. You could remember the last thing you saw, that brute of a mans fist coming at your face in slow motion. And then nothing.

Your eyes felt like they were glued closed, and you fought to blink them open, not expecting the excruciatingly fluorescent lights that greeted you when you finally did. Everything was white, and you squeezed your lids closed tight thinking you might still be in an unconscious dream. 

A shadow passed over you and suddenly a man was standing there, over you, his bright green eyes staring at you like you were something out of a horror movie. You saw his eyebrows knit as he leaned in closer and you tried to shrink away, opening your mouth to tell him to get out of your space but what came out of your mouth was a dry and shriveled “help”.

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i was talking to lucas lucastheprince the other night about the vintage meme known as Woll Smoth and it occurred to me that the youngins on tumblr dot com these days have never heard of woll smoth so let me explain woll smoth to you:

in like 2007-2008ish people started photoshopped celebrities to shrink their eyes and mouths and changing all the vowels in their names to the letter o

and the first was will smith, or woll smoth

honestly i think we should bring back woll smoth