You sat curled up in one of the enormous lounge chairs in the common room, reading a book and cuddling a box of tissues. The seasonal devil of sickness had gotten to you and now you were going to be sniffling in all your classes. Not only that, but to even consider getting out of bed you had to put on three sweaters. It’s a good thing Remus basically lived next door.
By some miracle, good ol’ Shrimpy (otherwise known as Remus J. Lupin) had grown to be 6 feet tall in the last few years, allowing you to layer an extra two of his sweaters over yours and comfortably navigate he drafty castle.
Just as you turned the page- hoping dearly that Achilles and Patroclus would finally be allowed happiness- your book was snatched out of your hands. You frowned and glared up at the 6'2 monster towering above you. “What on Earth possessed you to do that?” You growled, snatching your book from his hand and carefully marking the page you were to continue on to. In the near silence of the common room you couldn’t help but notice as Remus grumbled something under his breath.
“Would you like to share with the class?” You prompted, standing and putting your hands on your hips.
“I said that that is my sweater,” Remus accused.
“Yes, it is,” You agreed, looking down at the dark grey sweater hanging to your thighs.
“I almost missed breakfast looking for it.”
You smiled slightly and shrugged, reaching for a tissue to wipe your running nose. “I’m sorry, but as you can see it’s for a good cause,” You said, settling back in your chair.
After a quiet Remus-like sigh he joined you, sitting down in the chair next to yours. “We missed you down at dinner,” He said, pulling out a little napkin and unrolling it. Inside was a slightly crushed berry tart. You smiled.
“Is that so?”
“Of course,” He nodded, passing the treat over and then relaxing in his chair.
so @tokiistheking and i were talking about this last night but i need to take a sec to talk HERE about the scene where the phantom troupe is about to encounter the injuu
first of all, shalnark is driving this damn clown car which seems to make sense because he’s pretty level headed and smart
but in the back, we have feitan, nobunaga, and machi
with nobunaga in the god damn middle with his legs scrunched up to his chest. he is clearly the tallest one in here. how did he end up in the middle seat? he is pissed this whole fuckin episode. he’s PISSED. and shrimpy little feitan is sitting next to him all fucking 5′1″ of him and you KNOW he’s manspreading rn look how pissed nobunaga is. i’m absolutely convinced they argued about who was going to sit in the middle and nobunaga said “feitan you’re smallest you sit in the middle” and feitan put up a fight so they had to flip a coin for it and look what fucking happened
“WHY ARE WE ALL STUFFED IN THIS TINY CAR” HE ASKS
look at nobu’s hair it’s CRUSHED against the ceiling, his knees are at fucking EYE LEVEL i can’t stop laughing at this. and shalnark’s seat is scooted like as far forward as it POSSIBLY CAN GO. feitan not only put his tiny ass in the window seat but he said “hey shal, move the seat up some, my legs are a little cramped back here” to put salt in nobu’s god damn wound
AND THEN NOBU GETS TRAPPED IN THE CAR WHEN FUKURO CAPTURES IT
i shit you not it’s hard to read but the caption here says “nobunaga had an unlucky position”
UNLUCKY MY ASS IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD they forced him into this and then like after this feitan tortures fukuro and machi comes to check in and nobunaga is like stomping away and machi says smth like “hows the torture goin” and nobunaga stOMPS AWAY ALL PISSY as he squawks “IDK GO ASK FEITAN” oh my fucking god
not to mention that guy’s best friend is like about to die so what a shitty day he’s having
“Whenever you watch Shrimpy play, you have the same expression on your face as when you’re about to play a new game you just bought. No, I don’t. And what does that face look like, anyway? Really excited. What does that mean? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t make that face. You do. I do not. …You do. I do not.”