shrek 7

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: Somebody once told me the CHAAAAAAANGE Is gonna roll me I said yep. What a concept On her forehead Somebody Somebody Some Once asked Is gonna roll On her forehead Well the years start coming and they don’t stop some But the Meteor men beg to differ But the Meteor men beg to differ Hey now Somebody once Hey now But the Meteor men But the Meteor men On her forehead You’ll never shine if you don’t body Hey now, you’re an Allstar You’re an Allstar CHAAAAAAANGE Hey now, you’re a Rockstar You’re an Allstar On her forehead All that glitters is some Only shooting stars Only shooting stars Only Some once told me (STATIC) But the Meteor men beg to differ It’s getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you Pretty thin The ice we skate The hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate Meteor men (THE WORLDS ON FIRE) How’s about yours yours forehead Hey now, you’re an Allstar Somebody asked could I … I said yep, what a concept yep yep yep what a concept what a concept (whistling) I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat. I like that boulder That is a nice, nice boulder (amalgam of nice nice boulder, all that glitters and only shooting stars) I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little CHAAAAAAANGE
  • psychic: what the fuck

teiuv  asked:

1, 2, 7, 27, 58 (i can), 62, 65, 86, 87, 88, 98

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  • 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 

1. Attention-Charlie Puth                                           2. Chateau-BlackBear                                             3. Despacito-Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi         4. Beat of Your Heart-Neon Dreams                     5. 21st Century Girls-BTS                                       6. Safari- J. Balvin 

  • 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Shrek.

  • 7: What’s your strangest talent?

I can lift one of eyes higher than the other. (because my brother stabbed a pencil in my eye. yup.)

  • 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Babies cri. Thunder.

  • 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No. Sadly. :(

  • 62: What’s your favourite animal?

CATS

  • 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

I actually have many favs and I like them all for separate reasons so I don’t think I could rank em. :0 (but you totally are one of my favs ily)

  • 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Orange, purple, deep navy and silver! 

  • 87: What is your current desktop picture?

My laptop recently kermitted and as of rn I am using my dad’s so it’s the default Windows background. I know boring, right?

  • 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Trump. Die bitch.

  • 98: Ever been on a plane?

When I was really really young. I was going to my background country, Pakistan, and I was 5? Or 4?

-- 11 question tag! --

the rules: answer the 11 questions, tag 11 people, and give them 11 new questions

I was tagged by the beautiful @daniels-knee

1. last pun you used

OKAY SO IM REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE. When deer see something cute would it be adorable or aDEERable *jazz hands*

2. plastic or metal silverware

PLASTIC 

3. top five youtube channels

Amazing Phil 

Daniel Howell (daniel the freaking spaniel)

MilesChronicles

CrankThatFrank

DanAndPhilGames

4. backpack/book bag color

black like my soul

5. favorite dnpCRAFTS vid

GLITTERFACES

6. road trip with literally anyone, who are you taking

@defaultbrowser - no questions asked. (if possible we are also bringing along josh dun,tyler joesph, jenna joesph, halsey, dan, phil and shrek)

7. three songs you want played at your funeral

thks fr th mmrs (bc im literally thanking them)

All Star

Welcome To The Black Parade (MAKE EVERYONE CRY MORE)

8. can you knit and/or crochet

nope!

9: giant water park or giant bouncy castle

WATER PARK

10: given a pen and paper, what would you do with it

draw / write

11: describe your phone’s current lock screen with a short poem

uhm

my lock screen is josh dun

who is very josh fun

who has a nice josh mum

i really like josh dun 

I TAG 

@gaybybirth @mychemicalchinchilla @gerardsassquatch @defaultbrowser @ryanrossisagayfrog @populistdust  @englishandshit @in-love-with-5sosss

AND ANYONE ELSE!

MY QUESTIONS 

1- fave meme

2- how are you

3- marry one youtuber, who

4- rain or sunshine

5- does 11:11 work

6- do you believe in soulmates

7- ever gone camping

8- explain your user

9- fedoras ; yes or no

10 - ever killed someone

11- biggest regret??

you can’t stop the beat: a mix of showtunes that make you believe you can do anything

1. man up - the book of mormon // 2. you can’t stop the beat - hairspray // 3. king of new york - newsies // 4. rent - rent // 5. loud - matilda // 6. freak flag - shrek the musical // 7. do you hear the people sing? - les misérables // 8. i believe - the book of mormon // 9. revolting children - matilda // 10. electricity - billy elliot // 11. carrying the banner - newsies // 12. i’m alive - next to normal // 13. legally blonde remix - legally blonde // 14. defying gravity - wicked

listen here!

Movies

Week Ending April 11th, 2016

  1. Captain America: Civil War +2
  2. Zootopia −1
  3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  4. Star Wars: The Force Awakens −2
  5. Deadpool −1
  6. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice −1
  7. The Mortal Instruments −1
  8. Lord of the Rings −1
  9. Shrek
  10. Suicide Squad +7
  11. The Lion King −1
  12. The Hobbit 
  13. Carol −2
  14. Tangled +5
  15. Justice League vs. Teen Titans −7
  16. Star Wars: A New Hope
  17. Frozen −4
  18. Minions
  19. Mad Max: Fury Road
  20. Spirited Away −2

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.

top 10 songs to fight to

1. i need a hero (shrek version)
2. i need a hero (shrek version)
3. i need a hero (shrek version)
4. i need a hero (shrek version)
5. i need a hero (shrek version)
6. i need a hero (shrek version)
7. i need a hero (shrek version)
8. i need a hero (shrek version)
9. i need a hero (shrek version)
10. livin la vida loca (shrek version)