reasons why belgium deserves to win the eurovision song contest this year and host in 2016:

  • loïc nottet is aesthetically pleasing and he knows how to twirl
  • belgium was one of the 7 founding members of eurovision, but has only won once.
  • that winner was sandra kim in 1986, who was and always will be the youngest winner of all time but europe still seems to largely gloss over her victory
  • still: a 30 year later performance of “j’aime la vie”
  • the likelihood of “euro-vision” being featured prominently at some point in the show
  • one of belgium’s many terrible television personalities presenting the show
  • memes about belgium?????