showing of my new shirt

🐝💕Sunshines!! I just wanted to show you this low quality pic of my new outfit! I bought this shirt on eBay for $5!! Pants: Goodwill! Today was my cousin’s wedding rehearsal so I wanted to look cute :)

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A Proper Lady I Am Not

Walburga: HOW DARE YOU COME HOME LOOKING LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY?! 

Walburga: DO YOU KNOW HOW DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS! YOU’RE PUTTING THE FAMILY TO SHAME, GOING OUT AND LOOKING LIKE A SLUT! 

Walburga: WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE BEEN A PROPER LADY LIKE YOUR SISTER?!

Walburga: I’m confining you to your room until you learn to grow up.

One bad cut and dye job later.

Lucky Charm Part II

At the game:

James: You are here!

James: And even dressed in house colours.

James: So it’s just for the team? Not for me?

James: What a shame.

James: And how do I know that you’re not just saying this out of pity?

Lily: And now go and beat Slytherins arse!

Wow, you guys are the best! Thank you to everyone who enjoyed my little Ed/Oz DCEU headcanon. All your comments and tags were the sweetest! I’ve just been walking on cloud 9 all day! Thank you! 

In other news, SDCC starts tomorrow and my @m4dh4ttey “Hattey Original” shirt just arrived! I am so stoked! Hattey, your art is amazing! Thank you for sharing it with us. I plan to wear it to the Gotham panel and see if I can find any Nygmobs hanging out. They will definitely be able to see me!

I’ll be sure to post anything if see some Gotham or Nygmobblepot cosplayers or any other interesting tidbits. See you all soon!

To Do List for After Top Surgery

-Shirtless kayaking
-Wear douchey tank tops with big arm holes
-Work out shirtless
-Go on a roller coaster in a douchey tank top (raise my arms really high to show off hair and muscle)
-Go to the beach (without a shirt)
-Go jogging (who needs shirts?)
-Do yard work (Without a shirt because it’s hot and I want lemonade)
-Go for a picnic
-Take lots of selfies
-Walk around the locker room shirtless
-Not wear a shirt under my chef whites
-Hug people all the time (with and without a shirt)
-Take off my shirt whenever acceptable
-Sometimes when not acceptable
-Buy all new shirts
-Lots of v necks to show off my chest hair and flat chest
-Slam dunk my old binders into the garbage (unless they’re kind of new and then donate)
-Become a macho man
-Macho macho man
-Knit shirtless to show of my manliness
-Be the douche on campus who doesn’t wear shirts when it snows
-Sit in the rain without a shirt and be one with nature
-Walk around with a towel around my waist
-Go to the pool on campus!
-Go for really long walks without caring about how my chest looks
-Go hiking (without a shirt! Nice view, both the landscape and me)
-Go up and down stairs without being winded!
-Sleep peacefully!
-Breathe deeply (hopefully without that weird whistling/wheezing noise sometimes)
-Wear Henleys all the time if I have to wear a shirt (but don’t do the buttons)
-Flannels unbuttoned
-Play sports without my shirt!
-Attract attention! Because I am cute!
-Make up stories about my scars, like this one time I was riding a horse and this kid was falling from a burning building and a tiger attacked me while I saved her.

-Love myself.