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The lap dance..

So this wonderful gifset of Baron was bought to my attention by @wwesmutdonedirtcheap I knew I had to do something about it.

So ladies and germs,Giving Baron a lap dance…

tagging the normal peeps: @helluvawriter @gelinas22 @banrioncethlenn @wwe-smutfics @s-allfandomsunite @moxtiel @sammiielli @withwordslikeweapons @fan-fiction-galore


triggers: Nothing

I hope you guys like it :)

“You need to come with us Corbs”Corey pleaded as Baron went back to slipping his beer. Corey has been trying to get his best friend to go out with him and the boys. Baron has been in a bad mood ever since he lost the title to AJ. He’s been moodier and quieter ever since.

Baron sighed as he sets his beer down. He stand up and walks to the bathroom.”where are you going?” Corey yelled to the lone wolf. “taking a shower. I can’t go to a strip club smelling all bad”


Corey,Baron and the boys walk into the Kat Scratch Club as the taller man takes in the scene before him. A couple of stages with poles lined the sides as the middle held the main stage and the bar. Chandeliers cascaded down as the walls had white fairy lights. He shakes his head as he gives his id to the bouncer. They all walk in and sit down near the main stage.

Corey sat down next to Baron. Roman,Seth were sitting on his left. They were slowing sipping on their drinks,idly talking about work when a familiar tune came out of the speakers.

Seth groans”this is such a great song”

Roman smirked at Crossfit Jesus.”yeah because we came here solely based on their music selection”

Baron kept his eyes glued to the stage as a petite brunette steps on the stage dressed in a black and red babydoll dress with black fishnets on her beautiful,tattooed legs. A garter belt secured them as a pair of lace red panties peeked through a bit.

Ride out her open road.
Fell to the waste side.
Dinned on her dirty soul.
Ain’t willing to pass it by.

She starts to move her hips as the group stops all movement. She swings around the pole as Baron licks his lips. He was envisioning those long,beautiful legs around his neck as he pounding into her. Moaning his name,He’d bite around her neck and earlobe as she pulls his hair.

“fuck me harder” she’ll say as she scratches his back. He would pound the sweet,tight pussy over and over again until she is screaming his name,coming harder that he had ever came before. He had to have her.


Corey snapped him out of his daydream as he looking at the empty stage. “Wait,empty?”

“you were daydreaming so much that she finished her set.” Roman smirked as he took a sip of his beer. Baron growled as the boys started to watch the other strippers do their thing. Baron couldn’t help but think about the cute brunette. He didn’t realized that as soon as He turned his head.

There she was.

She smiled warmly at him as his eyes widened. She laughed as she walked past him, walking to another table with drinks. He groaned silently as the three men sitting with him stopped what they were doing to look where Baron was.

“Oh man this is going to be good” Seth cackled as Corey tried to get her attention. “man what are you doing?”

Corey smirked as the petite girl walked up to their table.”well hello there. My,this is a handsome bunch. What can I get you guys?”She started to smile as Baron felt his heart race. He wasn’t sure why but he felt something for this girl.

“and what about you big guy?”Baron jumped as she looked at him. “time to dial to the charm”

“well, you can start by telling me your name. I didn’t seem to catch it.”

She smiled as her green eyes sparkles”yeah well that’s what happens when you doze off hot stuff”

Baron growled”I wasn’t dozing off. I was just thinking about you.”

She smirked”Well why don’t you come in the back and tell me what you were thinking about”

He took a sip as he stood up.She started to walk as He followed her. She grabbed his hand and took him to a VIP room where she place her and Baron inside before closing and locking the door.She sits him down as she turns on the music.

“um” he rubbed his neck,as she steps back to from him.She pulls her hair down,pushing her slender fingers through it “I’m not sure how this goes.”

She smiled as the beat starts to pick up “don’t worry big guy,i’ll take real good care of you.Girl Scout Honor”

He laughed,biting his lower lip and pushing his large hand through his facial hair "Were you a Girl Scout?”

She giggles and nods”Yeah,when I was younger in Catholic school”

He groans and throws his head back.He was fantasizing about her in a school uniform as he is spanking her and fucking her from behind.He picks his head up as she smirks at him”I really wish I knew what you were thinking about”

He grins wickedly as she takes off her bra as she made her way towards Baron. The look on his face was dark and sultry.His eyes went from a light brown to a darker shade. She rubbed herself all over him as he softly growled. She turned towards him as she straddled him. They both licked their lips at the same time.

"I’m not sure if I’m allowed to touch you” he whispered into her ear as she shivered. Never in the months she’s been working here,had a guy effect her the way Baron did.

“you aren’t” she looked into his brown eyes.All she kept thinking about was how fucking handsome he looked under her.How good his lips looked.She really wanted to kiss them"but I really want you to”

He wrapped his arms around her as he placed kisses from her jawline to her collarbone. She threw her head back as she felt his hands roam her body.He calloused fingers felt amazing on her soft,white skin.

He stopped,pushing back a bit. He was extremely turned on.But he wasn’t sure if she was taken or if this was just because he was a customer “wait”

She looked at him,cheeks flushed as she bite her bottom lip “what?”

Baron looked at the girl in front of him. She was everything that he needed. Beautiful,sassy and yet when he looks into her eyes,he sees something else. Innocence? He wasn’t sure,but yet he wanted to find out.

“why are you staring at me like that?”

Baron smiles as he rubs his thumbs above her boy shorts"I think you are beautiful and I wanted to just stare at you"

“what happened to the guy that just was groaning and being really quiet?” She takes his beanie off,releasing his hair as she runs her fingers through it.”God that feels so good”

She grabs the back of his head as she starts to kiss and nibble down the side of his neck.He grinds up as they both moan softly.She pulls his hair a bit as she kisses down His Adam’s Apple. She throws his shirt off,kissing his chest peice.”God this is beautiful”

Baron smiles as he picks her up and placing them on the couch behind them.Removing all their clothes, He starts kisses around her body,stopping and paying attention to her pert nipples. He dips down and starts to suck on them.

She moans and arches her back in pleasure.She never had someone play such closes attention to her body.Baron moves down to her stomach when he placed open mouth kisses to her skin. He moves down and nips at her inner thighs as she moans”oh Baron”

He opens her lips as he licks her sweet nub teasingly. She throws her head back as she runs her fingers through his long,brown hair.He places two of his finger inside of her opening and the twosome lock eyes. She knew she was going to last.She starts to close her eyes when he stopped all movement.”I want to see you come undone. I want to see how I make you feel.Keep your eyes open”

She nods as he continues his assault.She starts to thrust up as she feels her orgasm starting to surface. “Baron,I’m going to come.God don’t stop! Please don’t stop” He fucks her fasters with his fingers as she screams.She becomes limp as he pulls himself over her.She smiles at him”you are good.Mister Corbin”

He smirks and kisses her,letting her taste herself in his kiss.She wraps her arms around his neck and He pushes into her.They both moan in sync.He looks at her as she adjusts to his big size.She nods as he moves softly. In and out.In and out.

She wraps her legs around his waist as he picks up his pace. “God you feel so good wrapped around me” He sucks the skin between her neck and her earlobe as she moans loudly”Jesus Baron..”

“yeah? How does my huge cock feel in your tight,beautiful pussy? Does it feel good? Are you going to milk my cock with your juices?”

She moans as she racks her fingertips down Barons back. He groans into her flesh as she snakes her hand down her body to play with her clit.He looks down and moans loudly”play with your clit for me.Come for daddy”

She throws her head back as she screams his name”BARON!”

He pulls out onto her stomach as ropes of his cum dance unto her skin.He starts to clean her up as she gets dress.They both lock eyes and smile. “i,uh,i hope you know that I don’t do this”gesturing between the two of them” But you were really enticing and so incredibly handsome. I felt like I had to.If that made sense.”

He nods”I wasn’t going to come out but Corey and the boys forced me too. I’m glad that they did.I wouldn’t have met you.”

She blushes”I didn’t think I was going to be good enough for this. Tonight is actually my first night,i was so nervous that I almost called out.I’m glad I didn't”

He walked towards her and brings her towards him”you were amazing.You made my dick hard”She laughs”Can I at least know your name”.

She smirks,walking back towards the door.” Its Laila”

My pre-fieldwork checklist to make my post-fieldwork life better.

So I have this checklist of things that I consider essential field trip prep because it makes my life when I get back from the field so much better and relaxing.

  • Clean your house. 
    • Cause coming back from being dirty all week/weekend to a clean environment boosts your mood like crazy
  • Buy a 6-pack of your favorite beer and stick it in the refrigerator before you leave
    • Beer-showers are a must for me when I get back from the field (a.k.a I take my shower to scrub off all that grit and I drink a beer while I do it 10/10 would recommend)
    • Plus you know you’re gonna want to just relax with a cold beer after anyways
      • Exception to this being that your field area allows you access to a favorite beer. Buy that shit, and buy a lot while you are out. (I’m looking at you Mammoth Lakes Brewing Co. Epic IPA. Thanks for making my beer shower yesterday the best one yet) 
  • Fill up your water pitcher and put it in the refrigerator 
    • Cause although you wish you could only drink beer, you’re probably dehydrated as fuck and having cold, crisp water at hand is fucking excellent.
  • Lay out your most comfortable clothing/favorite relaxing outfit 
    • So you know it’s not dirty cause it may have made it with you on the trip
    • And after a beer shower, clean, comfy clothes are fucking amazing 
  • Take out the fucking trash
    • Just do it. Smelly homes are no bueno to come back to.
  • Make your bed with clean sheets 
    • Oh boy clean, crisp, not yet sweated-out sheets after a sleeping bad for days. You all know you love it. 

Anonymous asked: Prompt: “you just got stood up and you’re embarrassed because everyone’s giving you pitying looks and before you stand up to leave in shame I’m going to pretend that I’m your date that showed up late”

The Roadhouse was crowded, the place buzzing with laughter and music. As far as the eye could see, people were chatting, smiling, and enjoying the best burgers in town. Dean grinned as he took a seat at the bar. He loved to come here for a beer or two after a long day at work; after a quick meal and a shower, the Roadhouse usually called to him.

“Winchester! What a surprise.” Jo greeted him with a smirk, already handing him a nice cold bottle of beer.

Jo was the daughter of the owner, Ellen Harvelle, and she’d been Dean’s friend for years now. The great thing about this? Dean often managed to score a free drink.

“Back at ya.” Dean shot back, rolling his eyes at her comment. “And thanks.” He added, holding up his bottle.

“Yeah yeah.” Jo replied, dismissively waving her hand. “One day, I’m going to need a huge favor, and I’ll remind you about all that free beer I got you.”

Dean shrugged in agreement. That seemed fair enough.

As Jo started to work on a new order, her fellow waiter Victor joined her behind the bar, dumping some empty glasses there.

“Hey there, Dean.” He hastily nodded at Dean, then turned to Jo, giving her a conspiratorially look. “Guess what, Blue Eyes with the red rose is still sitting there at table five, looking all hopeful. Does he seriously believe that his date’s gonna show up? He’s been sitting there for over an hour, he’d best get out of here if he wants to keep some of his dignity intact.”

Jo snorted as she turned her head and followed Victor’s gaze.

Curious to see what his friends were talking about, Dean did the same, his eyes landing on the guy sitting at table five. Dean did a double take at the sight of dark tousled hair and wide, brilliant eyes. The navy blue sweater that the guy was wearing wasn’t what one would call trendy, but it somehow suited him. A single red rose was placed on the table across from said guy, clearly a present meant to welcome whoever was supposed to meet him.

At first, Dean had been too busy staring at the cute mystery guy to see what else was going on, but upon taking a better look, he noticed how everyone in the guy’s direct vicinity was giving him pitiful stares. There was a large table with a group of friends, and all of them were clearly making fun of the guy. Some were hiding their laughter, while others didn’t even bother to be polite as they eyed him with taunting smiles on their faces.

And that just wasn’t fair. Dean felt a heavy weight in his chest. The guy looked so kind, so genuine. Although his smile was slowly wavering now, and he self-consciously stared at his hands in his lap, a slight blush of embarrassment coloring his cheeks.

“Oh god, Winchester, you’ve got to be kidding me.” Jo sang loudly, breaking Dean out of his trance. “I know that look.”

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