show: the x files

I remember seeing Empedocles and being like “wow Scully, that’s really poor placement for your Bromeliad”.

It doesn’t look like that plant is gonna get enough light next to that big armoire near your windowless front door. 

Anyway, flash forward a few episodes to Existence and….

:(

I get that she’s busy like… having a baby and running away from SuperSoldiers™ but…

I was right.

TL;DR: Scully may be a medical doctor and a scientist, but she ain’t no green thumb.