show: heathers

[heather mcnamara voice] veronica sawyer??? nah what a nerd what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of veronica spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i— these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of veronica scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend jus t listen

The Zodiac Signs as Songs from Heathers the Musical

Aries: Candy Store
Taurus: Seventeen (Reprise)
Gemini: Beautiful or My Dead Gay Son
Cancer: Fight For Me
Leo: The Me Inside of Me or Blue
Virgo: Freeze Your Brain or Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
Libra: Shine a Light or Lifeboat
Scorpio: Meant To Be Your’s or Our Love is God
Sagittarius: Big Fun
Capricorn: Seventeen
Aquarius: Dead Girl Walking
Pisces: Kindergarten Boyfriend

heather chandler: veronica sawyer? nah what a stupid fuck what a— *trips* *hundreds of thousands of photos of veronica spill out of blazer* w-what a fuckgin bitch i— these arent mine im just *gathering them up frantically sweating* listen i just listen fuck *thousands of pictures of veronica scatter across the floor* shit fuk im holding them for a friend jus t listen