I’m watching Mark’s Charity Livestream of DD, and my god, he’s in love
with Craig so much whenever he shows up on screen he just looks happy XD
(The Multiverse Theory discusses the theoretical alternate/parallel universes, of which one decision can affect the outcome of several things- but you get yours because you chose that path when there was a lot of choices. Come to think of it….it’s science of these kinds of games.
I think this is too deep for a dating simulator lol Hope you all like it :D
a scott pilgrim vs. the world inspired au ( a loose au)
okay so here’s an au i’ve thought about quite a bit (AND FORGOT TO ADD TO MY LIST HAHAHAH GOOD JOB ME) but idk that i’ll get around to writing it? i’d like to but also here’s the au as not!fic:
Victor is obviously Scott Pilgrim. You can fight me on this. We will have words.
Battle of the bands sponsored by ass man industries.
in this au knives is JJ who has a one-sided crush on victor b/c DAMN IT HE JUST WANTS VICTOR TO REMEMBER HIS NAME
“jean jorts le forge?”
“john jacob jingleheimer?”
“Jack Jeffery leCanada?”
he’s also an evangelist vegan
who misses canadian bacon EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT REAL BACON
He has to fight Yuuri’s seven evil exes except, well, some of them are not so evil:
Yuuri:…..exes???? who are you talking about
*cue stampede* *line forms*
definitely features the harem of chads
seung gil wanted to date phichit but thought yuuri and phichit were a package deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least his dog liked yuuri
they’re still dog friends
victor is the in law seung gil doesn’t like
phichit is yuuri’s ex only because they got married for tax reasons
“also yuuri wouldn’t could a lot of the others. i don’t really want to fight you so…selfie contest and then shovel talk and then sushi?”
Victor: *weeps in relief*
also victor: so did you guys sign a pre-nup or??? how quickly can we get that divorce to go through?
yurio fights victor mainly because of his TERRIBLE TEENAGE CRUSH on yuuri. Victor wins, though Yurio will argue he cheated. Yuuri is just like “oh wow, your form has gotten a lot better” but then Victor is all draped over him and it made Yurio have a feeling.
yurio CAN’T HANDLE IT
until otabek, who has literally been waiting in the same alley for the entire story just WAITING for yurio zooms up and then they go and get burritos
yuuko and takeshi are the twins
just let me have my nishigori sandwich
chris is the final boss (pre-canon yuuchris what up) and gives Victor the sword, complete with suggestive puns and innuendo b/c
Chris:“the Power of Love could mean a lot of things. I’m open to interpretations. If you want to share..”
Victor: OKAY BYE YUURI IS MY HUSBAND NOW *smoke bomb*
Georgi is obviously Victor’s drunk heterosexual roommate (though maybe popnaughty is an option in this au IT’S FLEXIBLE *rim shot*)
mila, sara and leo are victor’s band mates
yuuri is also in a band because REASONS
obviously victor also has to fight off all the people who are falling for yuuri so he’s constantly busy
victor and yuuri, buoyed by the power of love buy a farm in the country with their 27 poodle sons and daughters.
im happy that hansol is getting the opportunity to showcase his talents while he’s on “the unit”, but im also sad bc i was hoping to see him debut under nct. if it’s all true, and he’s really moved onto a new agency, i hope they give the respect he deserves and treats him better than sm did. he’s just too talented to get pushed to the side and i hope that everyone will continue to support him so he can really live his dream.
I so, so hope that Noel will be on the Big Fat Quiz this year, just to watch Jimmy Carr introduce the contestants and get to the end of the line with, “And Great British Bake Off host …? Noel? Fielding? ??? Noel? Care to explain?” And then all the other contestants giving him shit about it for the entire show.