show me your method

The funniest thing to me is that moment in a show when a character has just died in some tragic way, and it’s just like the saddest thing ever and everyone is bawling

Then you go backstage and they’re just sitting there scrolling through their phone because now they have nothing to do for the rest of Act 2

Me, sceptically: Show me your research.. your data.. your data gathering methods..

Them, with confidence: Well.. we did a poll.

Me, angrily: Your test subjects were humans. Stupid, unreliable, unpredictable, try again.