shoulder-waist ratio of a Doritos

To transmen of aristocratic/gothic leanings, check this out!

Dracula Clothing sells these things called “Male Corsets” or “V Shapers”, which help shape the body into a “V”, meaning broad shoulders tapering down in a V shape to one’s waist. For lack of a better comparison, it helps one gain the hip to waist ratio of a dorito.


  • You get to achieve the dorito ratio you’ve always wanted.
  • There are several styles to pick from.


  • Expensiiiive. They start at $86 USD and go up to $133 USD.

Buuuut yeah! That’s a thing.