should try and beat it

  • Sakura: You know what, Naruto?
  • Sakura: I'm tired of this shit.
  • Sakura: He treats us like crap, all he cares about is revenge, and he's clearly out of his mind.
  • Sakura: Fuck Sasuke Uchiha
  • Naruto: *nods vigorously* Yeah!
  • Naruto: You're a genius, Sakura-chan
  • Naruto: It's impossible beat sense into that bastard
  • Naruto: We should try something different. Kaka-sensei always says to think outside the box
  • Naruto: And the box outside of that box too
  • Naruto: So
  • Naruto: Which one of us is going to do it?
  • Sakura: Wait, Naruto
  • Naruto: You're the obvious choice since you're a girl but
  • Naruto: No offense, Sakura-chan, Sasuke didn't seem that into you back in the day. Or now.
  • Sakura: *Eye-twitch* Naruto, I didn't-
  • Naruto: And Kaka-sensei. Well, he's always reading those pervy books *shudder* but he's too old for Sasuke. Blech.
  • Naruto: I guess...
  • Naruto: *Clenches fist*
  • Naruto: I guess it'll have to be me
  • Sakura: Ah *deep breath* and what exactly *grinds teeth* are you going to do
  • Naruto: Seriously? It was your idea
  • Naruto: I'm going to fuck Sasuke Uchiha
  • Naruto: until he comes
  • Sakura: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Naruto: to his senses
  • Naruto: yeah
  • Naruto: believe it

anonymous asked:

Seven and yoosung's reaction to mc beating their rank on LOLOL? (I love your writing)

Author’s note: HERE’S SOME CUTE FLUFF STUFF || I really like this one ok

Yoosung

  • “MC, COME HERE!!!”
  • You sighed and put down the book you were reading
  • Yoosung was sitting in his gaming chair and pointing at the screen
  • “What are you pointing at?”
  • “THIS PERSON BEAT MY RANK!!”
  • “Oh?”
  • He dramatically spun around
  • “YOU SHOULD BE JUST AS MAD AS I AM!!! YOU’VE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT ME SINCE YOU STARTED PLAYING, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THIS PERSON TOO!!”
  • You chuckled and walked up to your boyfriend, kissing his forehead
  • “Check the name again.”
  • Yoosung sighed
  • “It says, ‘MysteriousMC101’ and-”
  • He stopped reading and looked at you
  • “IS THAT USERNAME?!?!”
  • You smiled and nodded
  • Yoosung returned your smile, and stood up
  • He ran and gave you a quick hug, before tilting your chin up
  • He closed the gap as if he was going to kiss you, but stopped just short of your lips
  • “Looks like I have some work to do.”
  • He gave you a quick peck before sitting back down
  •  
  • You walked into his computer room with a smirk on your face

707

  • Seven was playing LOLOL, so you stood behind him
  • “I got you a Dr. Pepper,” you said, placing it on his desk
  • Without looking away from the screen, he grabbed the can and opened it with one hand (he’s had lots of practice)
  • “Thanks, but why are you being so nice all of a sudden?”
  • You leaned down next to his ear
  • “Because I just whooped your ass in LOLOL and beat your rank.”
  • Before you could relish in the moment your idiot boyfriend SPIT OUT HIS DRINK ALL OVER THE MONITOR
  • “oh SHIT!”
  • Seven scrambled around, trying to contain the spill
  • You ran to get towel and came back to help him clean
  • When the two of you finished, he turned to you
  • “So, you ‘whooped my ass,’ huh?”
  • You dropped the towel on his lap
  • “It sure seems that way.”
  • You turned to walk away and
  • WHIP
  • “SEVEN DID YOU JUST SMACK MY ASS WITH A DIRTY ROLLED UP TOWEL?”
  • “…No, I ‘whooped’ it.”
Language, Daniel!

Description: Dan and Phil are playing Crash Bandicoot on the gaming channel, and Dan’s getting just a little out of hand. In the end, they both end up needing a bit of a calming down.

Side Note: In case you’ve forgotten (because it really has been a while; sorry for the delay) or haven’t seen this clip, I’ve made a couple gifs (sorry if they don’t work):

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of sex and sexual situations but no sex 

Genre: Fluff 

Word Count: 656

“I think it tastes of like… the taste of…” Phil pauses, only briefly, but it’s still noticeable to the viewers. Dan, however, pays no attention. He’s not even exactly sure what Phil said in the first place. Dan is completely focused on the screen; he’s probably trying harder than he should be to beat the Crash Bandicoot level, but he’s on the gaming channel, so it’s only fair for him to want to prove his skill at the game to millions of people. “artificial grape mixed with an orange-” Phil finally finishes his sentence, but nobody’s ever sure if he planned to say more, because he’s rudely interrupted by loud screaming to his right. 

“Fuck you!” Phil’s eyes widen at the sudden, earsplitting sound of his boyfriend raging. He must have fallen while Phil wasn’t looking. “That was fucking… on the fuck fuck.” 

After Dan’s finished spluttering obscenities, Phil impulsively opens his mouth. “Language, Daniel. There’s babies watching this.” 

It starts with the tiniest smile. First, Dan struggles to keep the corners of his mouth in their places, then he sees the huge smile on Phil’s face and they’re both laughing their asses off. Phil’s not exactly sure why he chose the words he did; there’s probably a bit of 2009-esque randomness left in him. After about five seconds, when the two finally sit up straight and wipe the tears from their eyes, they’re both fully aware of the fact that they’ll need to add a jumpcut to edit out their laughing; there’s no reason for it to take up time. Therefore, they’ve got a bit of a break. They can say and do whatever they want and know they’ll edit it out later. At first, it’s about the same they’d say if it was live. 

“I don’t know whose infant has decided to watch our videos, but I feel bad for the baby we’re influencing,” Dan manages to get out in between restarting laughs. 

“Maybe if it wasn’t for you and all your fucking profanity…” Phil grins, being the biggest hypocrite possible just for the hell of it. 

“You really are the polar opposite of your branding; you know that, right?” 

At this point, the two look about the opposite of who they’re expected to be; Dan’s wearing a soft smile and Phil’s face is carved into a sly smirk. Phil’s smirk only grows as he delivers his response. “I’m not a cute, innocent bean? Yeah, I know.” He snakes his hand around Dan’s waist, wheeling his chair towards the chestnut-haired man. 

Dan’s face reddens as he wraps his arms around Phil’s neck, allowing Phil to lean him back and lie on top of him. “Getting less and less innocent by the second,” Dan chokes out before their lips collide. Phil almost immediately bites down on Dan’s bottom lip, causing the younger boy to gasp and allowing him to slide his tongue into his mouth. After a moment, Phil pulls away and starts planting soft, wet kisses on Dan’s neck. “Phil,” Dan moans. “We have to film.” 

“So? We do still owe them a sex tape.”

Dan laughs, having nearly forgotten the bit from all those years ago. “But seriously, we can do this later. I don’t think we should be filming if I’m covered in bruises.” 

Phil chuckles, but backs off, knowing Dan’s right. “That escalated quickly,” Phil says, reviewing his own behavior in his head. 

“You got that right. Have fun rewatching that in editing.” 

“I’ll invite you; we can have a watch party.” 

“I’ll bring the condom if you bring the lube.” 

“It’s a deal.” 

The two take a moment to calm themselves from their heated tangent before Dan hands Phil the controller. “I believe it’s your turn.” 

“Okay,” Phil said, pressing the start button on the controller and letting out a laugh so his face would look like it did when he knew he would insert a jump cut. “Here we go.” 

Fairy Tail Chapter 538 Review

Well this chapter was… odd…

Our cover page is the Tenrou Island arc and it’s just kinda meh. It’s following the standard group shot theme of the other memory chapters but there’s nothing all that interesting or dynamic about this. But onto the chapter proper

We open with the letters of END returning to their book. Okay I understand what Lucy’s doing about writing down the experiences of Natsu so that he will stay Natsu but why? Okay well the obvious idea is that this will prevent the END personality from taking over but aside from the first time we saw the semi END form there really was not indication of his personality changing. In fact, this seems like it’s confused about what it wants to be, is it saving Natsu’s life? Is it keeping Natsu from transforming? It’s playing fast and loose, which really is jarring.

Gray she’s Lucy struggle and starts destroying the “demon” in her arm. SO wait that’s an actual demon not organic link? Also If it’s spreading through and becoming part of Lucy how can you completely destroy with no adverse effect to her? But what does that matter another character is safe from consequence.

The Book of END fades due to Zeref’s death and Natsu returns alive. Okay again we get into my problem with this re writing in the book, how does it stop Natsu from dying with Zeref. He’s still a demon from the book of Zeref. I guess it might be that Lucy still has the organic link in her and the book is no longer needed for Zeref’s bond but rather he has a bond with Lucy.

Yeah It was over in a complete and total disappointment of a climax but I wouldn’t expect anything else from Natsu.

Natsu delivers the news that the first is gone. Oh no so sad.

Oh never mind grieving over.

We cut to a random island, where the Blue pegasus group is recovering.

You have a responsibility? Please check my 536 review on why that responsibility is total bull crap, but now add on it’s for Anna and Ichiya as well. Given the ending of this chapter that sentiment has become really damn hollow. Also we gave shit to Gray gfor iced shell and how it feels like character regression, now we have Jellal with actual character regression, wonder if he’ll get some shit. Also seems Wendy has fixed up his ribs.

Cut back to Team Natsu where everything is winding down and they talk about the things they have to do. Gray stating he has to apologize to Juvia, which I don’t understand given the fact that this flash back seems to be implying he should apologize for beating her but if you were trying to stay true to the whole “I’ll give you answer” thing then shouldn’t those flashbacks be of him using iced shell.

Lucy points out she has to find Aquarius’s key, which I like and Happy seems to imply that there’s something special he and Natsu want to do after the war (even though only thing Natsu said was he had a bucket list and not something ‘special’”

And Natsu is gone.

Yeah he’s sooooooo gone. Totally. I’m sure this’ll last half a chapter.

Last page shows how Natsu is kinda being a dick but at the same time Wendy notices cracks in the sky.

Post chapter follow up: This was a blah chapter. There is very little substance to it and a lot of things that happen are kinda vague. I will say it’s good to have a breather chapter but nothing is really progressed for the characters other than restating what they want to do after the war.

On the positive side, it is nice to see team Natsu back together and them interact, and it’s also nice to be reminded that there are still goals after this ordeal is over. Also positive, the possible return of Acnologia.

On the negative side, the worst problem with this chapter on it’s own is pacing. Things are happening way too fast fr a breather chapter, jumping around and delivering news about Mavis all feel resolved really fast. Another problem with the chapter is the Jellal scene, while I was for Jellal dying because it would have him come full circle this actually is presenting him to be regressing which honestly something that shouldn’t happen to a character who’s already got a lot of rushed character development.

This all put together there’s just nothing to chapter, it all honestly felt like padding. It’s not bad pre say but it’s not exactly good.

Final Judment: 5/10

  • Ultimately padding
  • rushed pacing
  • Captivating ending

Dizzee and Shao have been spending a lot of time together. Dizzee knows Shao and Zeke are not really talking anymore, because of what happened with Boo Boo, but his little brother is safe at home now and his Big Brother needs him. Shao needs him. So he’s there for Shao.
Dizzee has been trying to make Shao go out with him to write on walls for a while, but it hasn’t happened yet. They listen to music, they smoke quite a lot, they sit and talk, sometimes they don’t talk at all. Dizzee knows Shao keeps too many things to himself, they both have their secrets, but they are there for each other and that’s enough.
Dizzee wants to tell him about Thor.
He knows Shao knows something. He has seen them together and he just knows, but Dizzee wants to tell him, tell him about the way love feels when it’s burning your veins and consuming your heart, he wants to tell him about the nights he and Thor talk about the stars and it’s like they’re up there with them, not as aliens in top hats, but as two stars that shine together.
And while a part of him always thinks Shao would shut him up because he doesn’t care about these things, there’s the other part, the bigger one, that thinks Shao would want to know about it. Because what he feels is pure and powerful and Shao would want to know about pure and powerful.
There’s this particular night, it’s hot in the Bronx and Shao is scratching a beat, Dizzee turns to him and all he says is “I think you should try to put that beat in a wall tonight, write something and let people listen to it” Shao’s looking at him. “You know, Diz? Maybe tonight is the Night”. And then they’re in the trains and Dizzee is writing another Rumi poem “You are the universe in ecstatic motion” and Shao is signing something in dark red that looks a lot like “Curtis”. Dizzee doesn’t ask.
It’s beautiful that they’re doing that, Shao was his biggest inspiration and now they’re writing together and it’s a beautiful night and Dizzee is just really seeing the beauty. He is happy and the words just come out of his mouth.
“I’m dating a Guy” He breaths, not sure if Shao heard him.
“The blonde boy?” Shao asks, after a minute or a moment of silence, not taking his eyes out of his work.
“Yes.”
“Is it like… Are you two in love?” And Dizzee thinks he sees a spark of something in Shao’s face when their eyes meet. A spark of hope.
“Yes, we… We are in love with each other.” Shao just nods and time seems to stop.
“That is… That is very nice Diz, hm” Shao stops himself and Dizzee feels his hands sweating a little.
“Just. Make sure he treats you right and talks to you about the stars and the aliens and all that shit you know?” And then Shao smiles. It’s a small smile, but Dizzee can see everything and he is suddenly feeling the world’s kindness and the power of words and it really is a beautiful night.
“I got you, remember? You’re my alien brother and I got you.”

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sometimes you just gotta wear all your yuri on ice merch over a skirt and hike your leg up onto the bathroom counter you feel me

Your Choice

Fandom: Harry Potter

Word count: 1784

Characters: Draco x reader, Viktor Krum

Warnings: Draco being a jealous asshole

Summary: Requested by @deeindarkwonderlandDraco can’t believe that you don’t love your ex-boyfriend Viktor any more.

You watched as the reflections of the candles around the room flickered and danced across your parents’ long oak dining table. Tonight’s meal had been good, but now that you were full, you were sleepy. It was getting hard to stay awake, and the persistent hum of the conversation your parents were having with the Malfoys wasn’t helping.

Checking that they weren’t watching, you curled your legs up and then leaned over so that you could rest your head on Draco’s shoulder. Thank Merlin your parents’ dining chairs didn’t have arms. Draco put his arm around your shoulders, and you closed your eyes contentedly.

“Are you looking forward to going back to Hogwarts tomorrow?” you asked him, without opening your eyes.

“I suppose so,” he said, sounding a little dismissive. “At least Potter won’t be able to show off in Quidditch matches this year, and he won’t be able to compete in the tournament. It’ll be interesting to watch him behave like any other student for a year.”

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which of the try guys should you fight

zach
who wins: you
you could severely beat him, but you don’t need to. just lurch aggressively towards him; he’ll trip over his feet in an attempt to retreat and immediately surrender. zach is nothing if not aware of his own limitations.

ned
who wins: you
ned is not aware of his own limitations. this gives you the upper hand because he’ll get carried away on the idea that he can win. he’ll burn himself out and, when the last ounce of strength has left his body, ultimately bow to your superior might. he’ll immediately call his wife, who told him not to fight you, and the tender sound of her voice will comfort his bruised psyche.

eugene
who wins: eugene
eugene will kick your ass. he’ll kick the sun’s ass. he’ll kick his own ass. and then they’ll use a handsome still of him kicking your ass as the thumbnail for the fight video.

keith
who wins: you (but ultimately, everyone)
he has a perilously high centre of gravity, and he cares more about getting laughs and making friends than he cares about winning. you’ll win but he’ll be so upbeat about it that you’ll feel kinda bad and agree to get takeout with him on the way home.

Heartache (Youngjae x Reader)

Word Count: 8553 (We need to stop haha) Yay for the first Youngjae scenario! 

Warning: Swearing, alcohol use, cheating, angst

Summary: Marrying the man of your dreams was meant to be a good thing, but when it brings nothing but heartache, you learn to put yourself first the hard way

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Sorry for the relative drop-off in work lately!

I’ve been struggling with health stuff IRL for what feels like most of the month, and haven’t been able to focus on work as much as I’d like.  I’ve been able to do Inktober (almost) every day, and I’ve produced a few random sketches, but aside from that I’ve been doing what I can to get this month’s comic for Patreon done.  There’s not really anything I can show for that publicly yet, but rest assured I’ve got my nose to the grindstone every moment I can afford to in order to get things out the door.

If you’ve ordered a commission from me and expected things to be done sooner, my apologies!  Get ahold of me and we’ll work something out.  For everyone else, thanks for understanding!

Weightless Your Imagination Runs [Peter Parker x Reader]

Author’s Note: I cannot stop writing for Peter. Help me. I need to write for other characters too lol. This is one of those soulmate AU things… like, first words of your soulmate are written on your arm. Not sure what I think about this but hopefully it’s cute?

Word Count: 1,621

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poll: what trc quote sounds dirtiest or strangest out of context?

add quotes in reblogs! my personal fave:

“I’ll do it now,” Ronan said finally.

“Now?” Adam asked incredulously. “Here? Now?

Ronan flashed a cocky grin, pleased to have gotten a reaction. “No time like the present, Parrish. Now.”

anonymous asked:

yeah its real easy to reblog that post about not getting notes when you regularly gets loads of reblogs and have tons of followers. i've had a tumblr for just as long as you, i regularly create new content and am active in my fandom. my follower count? 232. and damn does it hurt when people like you say i'm being catty and petty because i'm frustrated and then offer some bullshit empty advise. thaaaaanks

Oh, yes. Thank you for categorizing me into the “people like you” group. This kind of messages is exactly why I reblogged that post. Have you read it until the end? Because I, as one of “those people” can definitely say it has some amazing points from the perspective.

The thing is, you are being catty and petty, I’m sorry but I can hear it in the tone of your message from all down here and I don’t even know you or follow you. If you sound the same to your followers no wonder people don’t want this negativity. But I hope you don’t take it out on your followers or this bitterness doesn’t really reflect in your art or internet communtication.

It’s still going to be a bullshit empty advise for you, but try to hear me out and abstract from your situation.

Say, you see this advise about a subject that matters to you a lot, and instead of actually trying to GET IT, you’re choosing to get all angry at “people like me” who try to help you. 

I have to ask. What is it you create the new content for? Is it gaining followers? If so, your priorities are not quite there. You create content for yourself, for others to ENJOY or relate to, but not for the basic follower count. I feel like people who are way too focused on getting followers forget that a) followers are PEOPLE, b) they “create” art mostly for the sake of “popularity”.

What if the content you create doesn’t resonate with as many people as you like? The problem then, is in you, and not other people or people like me. I’m sorry for putting it so bluntly.

What I mean is…Usually artist’s personality shines through their art. Whenever I see the art I can mostly see what artist is like and what they love and how they are. Some artists shine through their kindness, some show their wit, some show people cheerfulness and hope. People can see it. 

So, the key point here is what do YOU shine through?

Maybe it’s not quite something that people want to surround themselves with.

Also, maybe you aren’t quite as good yet. It is possible, sometimes even if the “message” in the art is right, the delivery still isn’t as much on point. Whether it’s a thing or not, you still have to strive for improvement. People love seeing development.

And the last thing. A three-year-old child, bumping in the bench, always blames the bench for getting in the way. But the child age 5, usually says he’s at fault for not looking where he was going. All because before 5, children can’t think critically of themselves.

Don’t be the three year old child.


ps also, anon, I have forgotten. 232 is still A LOT of people who despite everything decided they wanted to have a glimpse of your presense and personality on their dashboard. appreciate them instead of being boo-hoo it’s just 232! Imagine them all coming to your room and get your priorities right. 

Sorry for being so…straight forward in this.

anonymous asked:

I honestly believe Bernie Sanders was the worst thing to ever happen to the Democrats. This insanely divided party and incessant infighting just all comes back to him. And the worst part is, he could have put a stop to it ages ago, but instead chooses to either stay silent (allowing this all to fester) or keep fanning the flames by ranting about the "establishment". Sigh :(

I’ve said it before and will keep saying, Bernie is a troll and conman, who has somehow convinced a section of Democrats (some of whom REALLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER) that he is a) one of them, and b) some sort of potential electoral messiah. He’s neither, and never has been. He’s a shameless opportunist, who lacking the balls and money to run as the independent candidate he has always been, decided to play the Democrats and try to run as their candidate for President instead. Make no mistake, Bernie is NO DEM, and never will be. He saw a chance who run on the coattails of a party machine, to exploit and use Democrat money and infrastructure, whilst at no stage ever actually subscribing or committing to the Democrat cause. And what’s worse is that the damn party let him, presumably fearing accusations of a coronation if Hillary ran unopposed.
Never forget, Hillary was the most popular politician in the country when she left the State Dept, but thanks in no small part to Bernie and his constant attacks on her character, on her being establishment (whilst his supporters just glibly ignore that he’s an NRA man), on her not being perfect and falling short of his supposed fucking standards of ideological purity, we ended up in the damn mess we’re all in now. And what kills me is that a) I can’t help but think that in letting this situation fester and grow toxic for the last 18 months, this is exactly what Sanders wanted all along, and b) that the Democrats have become so damn inept and confidence lacking that they’re letting this man, who was never one of them, run roughshod over the party to the point that they now seem to be forgetting their core base - throwing women’s and civil rights under a bus - abandoning those always reliable black voters who have helped Democrats into power more times than some of those candidates ever deserved in favour of some old codger and his white working class bullshit, that failed to win the Primary by 4 million votes (and whatever the DNC did or did not do with regard to Hillary, they didn’t fucking Jedi mind trick 4 million people into voting for her!). Anyone one who says he could have won the Presidency is more deluded than Trump, and it’s fucking time the DNC, Perez, and the party told Bernie to either sign up, or more preferably fuck off, because at the moment he’s just a cancer on a party that should be focused on beating the GOP rather than trying to win over some old fart of a sore loser.