Now that I know Harry only tells his jokes to himself to have a little laugh all I can think about is if he ever puts them in the schedule emails he writes to himself daily as well. Like some kind of personal Harry Styles fan letter
To: Harry Styles From: Harry Styles
-Try on gucci suits for fitting with Lambert
-Buy that soft sweet bread that Louis likes, but NOT the kind with raisins
-Buy new journal to write lyrics in, don’t buy any more pens you have enough
-Try out new shampoo Lou recommended that smells like apples
-Don’t act surprised when you see Louis shaved the hair off of both sides of his head you knew this was coming and ask before you start kissing and touching the fuzzy spots
Joke of the day: What do bees use to make their hair look good? A honey comb!
I love you, Harry. Yours sincerely, Harry.
PS Hope you like the joke, Harry!