should i tag this with dirk

[ YOUR EX-LOVER IS DEAD ] 

a dirkjake playlist

[ with focus on The Break Up and reconciliation ]


i’m currently blocked on the piece i’m working on, so i whipped together a quick cover to share a dirkjake-ish song list

tracklist under the cut (with lyrics)

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we all know dirk has happy dog personality like a ray of sunshine which i adore, plus todd is more like a cat i think

I want a youtubestuck AU where Hal is one of those snarky vloggers who react to shitty videos and make dumb comments and laugh at memes. Dirk is a ””””serious gamer””””” who records ””””quality content””””. 

Hal makes a reaction to one of Dirk’s gameplays and MAKES FUN OF HIM.

A drama happens. They record videos to insult eachother. It’s fun. 

feel free to add your ideas, idk, maybe youd like to do that

in spirit of the omegapause, i bring to you another round of hunger games! i mean, what says “omegapause” better than everyone dying? exactly. let’s get started!


THE BLOODBATH

alright we’re starting out good so far look at the boys go

c o w a r d

well that’s an unlikely group

THE FIRST DEATHS AND TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ARE DOWN

well idk how useful you’re gonna be with a trident but okay

m o r e  c o w a r d s


DAY ONE

an unlikely showmance forms

hell yeah power duo i’m all for this

well i mean that was to be expected

rolal’s teamin’ with the end game enemy they’re supposed to fight okay what

LMAO

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT ONE

*distant yaoi fangirl screeching*

WHAT THE FUCK EQUIUS

imagine the condy’s ghost stories omf

HOLY SHIT NEPETA

dirk was literally chasing him a minute ago wh at


DAY TWO

lots of risky business goin’ down here hmmmmm

ICONIC

WOAH THERE GUYS

uHHHH,,,,,,,,

and here comes the death pile probably

okay everyone seems to be doing well so far

nevermind

????????????????????

ROSE NO

DAVE YES

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s a smol checkup on the tributes with team scourge, both team strilondes, and team villain still standing strong

karkat and jane have the most kills, nice


NIGHT TWO

condy finally turns on rose, as expected

GAMREZI PLS NO GET IT AWAY

egderp


DAY THREE

what a great start to the day :’)

me af

well they’re all fucked

HE ACTUALLY USED THE TRIDENT

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT THREE

i like that idea


DAY FOUR

the bad blood keeps getting worse between these two

boy howdy!

yeah tavvy go kill someone with your trident B)

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT FOUR

welp ((i laughed i’m sorry))

TAV WHY

*FIRES HIS DEATH LASERS*

…bro (’:


DAY FIVE

THAT’S YOUR MOTHER, DAVE

me af again

dirk just wants his trident tbh

team villain finally working together how sweet

and with that team scourge is dooooown

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s another smol checkup on our remaining tributes! team villain and one team strilonde are standing strong, while half of the other team strilonde was taken down and team scourge was wiped out completely

karkat, rose, dave, and jane have the most kills!

NIGHT FIVE

sick beats

TAVVY WHEN I SAID KILL SOMEONE I DIDN’T MEAN HER


THE FEAST

here comes the death probably

this must be some gourmet meat

cowards

 DAY SIX

…..bro );

she just keeps going

r.i.p to some cinnamon rolls ;-;


NIGHT SIX

HELL YEAH ROSE LALONDE

i guess they forgave each other for the meat fight


DAY SEVEN

alright then

LOL GET REKT

aaaaand here’s probably the final smol checkup on our remaining tributes. at this point there are no teams, only truces.

rose and dave have the most kills now, hell yeah!


NIGHT 7

i guess condy and rose are getting along again. also poor dirk lmao he’s all left out


DAY EIGHT

egderp strikes again

rose got everyone to hunt down the condy oooo she still mad

r.i.p egderp ;-;


NIGHT EIGHT

she spotted themmmm


DAY NINE

THAT ESCALATED TO QUICKLY I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG

DIRK AND ROSE ARE JUST CASUALLY PICKING THINGS AND THEN

r.i.p tavvy ;-; BUT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DEATH COME ON HAHAHAHAH


NIGHT NINE

wait what don’t team on rose

WELP NEVERMIND


DAY TEN

AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS

r.i.p ;-;

and here we have our winner!

aaaaand here are the placements!

even though dirk is in first, he shares the highest amount of kills victory with rose and dave B)

gg

Endangered (-0.5/25)

I don’t have a good explanation for this, except that @calidiousglope​ drew me a super cool android!Dirk and then I wrote a small essay in the tags and got ideas, and suddenly the first half of chapter one got re-written with the roles reversed, so yeah, here’s a quick android!Dirk and human!Hal in the Endangered-verse. I ran out of steam before I got to the pesterlog, sorry D:

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shit he’s cute when he sleeps… 

dirk totes naps on him when he does weirdass emperor shit

Ahahaha I didn’t notice earlier but I’ve been tagged by @mygardenisasecret (coucou !) so I guess it’s time to talk about ✯ ☆ ME☆ ✯


Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better

Name: Marthe

Nickname: Marthouille, Marthouillette (yeah my nicknames make my name longer, go figure)

Gender: ??!!, i’ll write down questioning for now

Star Sign: Cancer

Height: 1,62 m 

Hogwarts House: sssssssslytherin

Favorite Color: greenish blue 

Favorite Animal: maybe red panda ? i’d love to pet one

Current Time: 01:40… (yeah i should probably sleep)

Cats or Dogs: how dare you try to make me choose 

Favorite Fictional Character: Alex Danvers, Dirk Gently, every sensate, Cisco, Rey, Korra, Waverly Earp, Peridot, Tom Haverford… (the list would be actually very long but i feel like i should spare all of us)

Number of Blankets I Sleep Under: 3. don’t judge me, my feets get Cold

Favorite Singer/Band: Freddie Mercury

Dream Trip: Iceland !!

Dream Job: Sound engineer. 

When This Blog Was Created: end of 2012. wow.

When This Blog Hit Its Peak: never ??? my blog is pretty basic, so i don’t know why people would follow it ??

Why Did You Decide to Make a Tumblr: this is all on @uribaba. this is her fault. blame her.

Why Did I Pick My URL: ahaha, it means “potato with legs” in french and i don’t think i ever explained it but it was my older sister’s virtual cow’s name on a site called “vacheland” where you had to take care of a cow. i was maybe 10 and thought it was the funniest word combination ever. i still do. 

(yes it’s my first url and i never changed it and never will)


Now, i’ll tag @uribaba, @i-lost-a-flip-flop, @not-really-a-kiwi-expert (even though i probably know all about you three), @thebloodonourblackgloves (’sup ?), @redluciole, @couldbeglorious, @beatles-floyd-polaroid, @bloody-mark-of-cain  i’d love to know more about you pals ! but only if you feel like it, of course ^^

get to know me(me) tagged by @grunge-grantaire

relationship status: spinster

fave colour: pink

pets: two cats but they don’t live with me :(

last song I listened to: everything’s a ceiling - death cab for cutie

fave TV show: uh idk maybe Arrested Development? I watched all of Dirk Gently last week and loved it, also s12 of Always Sunny is killing it. I watch too much tv.

first fandom: Harry Potter

hobbies: writing, procrastinating, sleeping, making bad art

books I’m currently reading: Mara Wilson’s autobiography, We Should All Be Feminists - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Queering the Gothic - William Hughes, The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt

if you read this far, you’re tagged ❤️️

Your name is CITRINE and right now you are living on an awful and rude place called EARTH.
You hate it here but at least you aren’t alone.
Why don’t you go ahead and answer some asks from fellow bloggers/anons.

((aw yeah ok i’m joining the event hosted by aradia-paradia; yall should go check them out they r cool as heck. but anyway any posts for this will be tagged ‘#gemstuck” cause spoilers and such. but yeah ask away yo.))