I want a youtubestuck AU where Hal is one of those snarky vloggers who react to shitty videos and make dumb comments and laugh at memes. Dirk is a ””””serious gamer””””” who records ””””quality content””””.
Hal makes a reaction to one of Dirk’s gameplays and MAKES FUN OF HIM.
A drama happens. They record videos to insult eachother. It’s fun.
feel free to add your ideas, idk, maybe youd like to do that
in spirit of the omegapause, i bring to you another round of hunger games! i mean, what says “omegapause” better than everyone dying? exactly. let’s get started!
alright we’re starting out good so far look at the boys go
c o w a r d
well that’s an unlikely group
THE FIRST DEATHS AND TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ARE DOWN
well idk how useful you’re gonna be with a trident but okay
m o r e c o w a r d s
an unlikely showmance forms
hell yeah power duo i’m all for this
well i mean that was to be expected
rolal’s teamin’ with the end game enemy they’re supposed to fight okay what
*distant yaoi fangirl screeching*
WHAT THE FUCK EQUIUS
imagine the condy’s ghost stories omf
HOLY SHIT NEPETA
dirk was literally chasing him a minute ago what
lots of risky business goin’ down here hmmmmm
WOAH THERE GUYS
and here comes the death pile probably
okay everyone seems to be doing well so far
and here’s a smol checkup on the tributes with team scourge, both team strilondes, and team villain still standing strong
karkat and jane have the most kills, nice
condy finally turns on rose, as expected
GAMREZI PLS NO GET IT AWAY
what a great start to the day :’)
well they’re all fucked
HE ACTUALLY USED THE TRIDENT
i like that idea
the bad blood keeps getting worse between these two
yeah tavvy go kill someone with your trident B)
welp ((i laughed i’m sorry))
*FIRES HIS DEATH LASERS*
THAT’S YOUR MOTHER, DAVE
me af again
dirk just wants his trident tbh
team villain finally working together how sweet
and with that team scourge is dooooown
and here’s another smol checkup on our remaining tributes! team villain and one team strilonde are standing strong, while half of the other team strilonde was taken down and team scourge was wiped out completely
karkat, rose, dave, and jane have the most kills!
TAVVY WHEN I SAID KILL SOMEONE I DIDN’T MEAN HER
here comes the death probably
this must be some gourmet meat
she just keeps going
r.i.p to some cinnamon rolls ;-;
HELL YEAH ROSE LALONDE
i guess they forgave each other for the meat fight
LOL GET REKT
aaaaand here’s probably the final smol checkup on our remaining tributes. at this point there are no teams, only truces.
rose and dave have the most kills now, hell yeah!
i guess condy and rose are getting along again. also poor dirk lmao he’s all left out
egderp strikes again
rose got everyone to hunt down the condy oooo she still mad
r.i.p egderp ;-;
she spotted themmmm
THAT ESCALATED TO QUICKLY I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG
DIRK AND ROSE ARE JUST CASUALLY PICKING THINGS AND THEN
r.i.p tavvy ;-; BUT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DEATH COME ON HAHAHAHAH
wait what don’t team on rose
AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS
and here we have our winner!
aaaaand here are the placements!
even though dirk is in first, he shares the highest amount of kills victory with rose and dave B)
I don’t have a good explanation for this, except that @calidiousglope drew me a super cool android!Dirk and then I wrote a small essay in the tags and got ideas, and suddenly the first half of chapter one got re-written with the roles reversed, so yeah, here’s a quick android!Dirk and human!Hal in the Endangered-verse. I ran out of steam before I got to the pesterlog, sorry D:
Ahahaha I didn’t notice earlier but I’ve been tagged by @mygardenisasecret (coucou !) so I guess it’s time to talk about
Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better
Nickname: Marthouille, Marthouillette (yeah my nicknames make my name longer, go figure)
Gender: ??!!, i’ll write down questioning for now
Star Sign: Cancer
Height: 1,62 m
Hogwarts House: sssssssslytherin
Favorite Color: greenish blue
Favorite Animal: maybe red panda ? i’d love to pet one
Current Time: 01:40… (yeah i should probably sleep)
Cats or Dogs: how dare you try to make me choose
Favorite Fictional Character: Alex Danvers, Dirk Gently, every sensate, Cisco, Rey, Korra, Waverly Earp, Peridot, Tom Haverford… (the list would be actually very long but i feel like i should spare all of us)
Number of Blankets I Sleep Under: 3. don’t judge me, my feets get Cold™
Favorite Singer/Band: Freddie Mercury
Dream Trip: Iceland !!
Dream Job: Sound engineer.
When This Blog Was Created: end of 2012. wow.
When This Blog Hit Its Peak: never ??? my blog is pretty basic, so i don’t know why people would follow it ??
Why Did You Decide to Make a Tumblr: this is all on @uribaba. this is her fault. blame her.
Why Did I Pick My URL: ahaha, it means “potato with legs” in french and i don’t think i ever explained it but it was my older sister’s virtual cow’s name on a site called “vacheland” where you had to take care of a cow. i was maybe 10 and thought it was the funniest word combination ever. i still do.
(yes it’s my first url and i never changed it and never will)
((aw yeah ok i’m joining the event hosted by aradia-paradia; yall should go check them out they r cool as heck. but anyway any posts for this will be tagged ‘#gemstuck” cause spoilers and such. but yeah ask away yo.))