should i tag this as fashion

mbmbam pilot highlights:

  • “this one isn’t really a tarantula” “THEN WHY’D YOU BRING IT, MARK?”
  • spider guy saying “this is probably the most dangerous spider you’ll ever see” and travis IMMEDIATELY bolting outta the room
  • the brothers clinging to travis’s arms and quietly chanting words of support as a spider walked across his hand
  • travis’s spider safety suit had a homemade nametag
  • in true littlest brother fashion, griffin ratted on travis to their dad, on camera. i cannot fucking believe this.
  • hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex. blast off into cybersex joe biden

flame decals!

I just wanted to see what she’d look like in a more modern style and now I’m like who the fuck is this

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first batch of fashion folder jojo rqs w/ some ladies!!

So I decided to gather all the ‘hobby’ dialogue from the Darkest Dungeon files. It seems to be an unused string of camping dialogue, but offers some interesting insight into the characters. I’ve just put them in the order they appear in:

Bounty Hunter

  • “A little time to reflect on my strategies.”
  • “Hold this apple on your head. Now stand still.”
  • “I will practice. Train. A professional adheres to a regimen.”

Crusader

  • “Shhh! I am praying!”
  • “Go away! I am reading my Versebook!”
  • “No, I’ll not play dice with you! I am studying the Verses!”

Grave Robber

  • “You – idle one! Hold my yarn!”
  • “Yes, I carve tiny tombstones. Mementos of my exploits.”
  • “These stab holes will simply not do! Where’s my needle and thread?”

Hellion

  • “Bet none of you can throw a knife as well as I. Eh?”
  • “Wrestle me. I crave an easy victory. (grin)”
  • “I am learning to read. It is a rare skill among my kind.”

Highwayman

  • “… with the night for his throne?” Hmm… tricky.“
  • ”… and he always came home?“ … No, no…”
  • “… like a dog to a bone?” … Still not right!“

Jester

  • "It’s called juggling. You never been to a circus?”
  • “What do I do for fun? You’re joking, right?”
  • “I’m practicing my sneering. Pretty good, huh?”

Leper

  • “Here we sit, the calm in the eye of the storm.”
  • “I must be cautious when stretching my ligaments, lest they tear, of course.”
  • “Pass this pipe around. The smoke dulls the senses.”

Occultist

  • “Why, I am documenting the journey, of course. Care to read?”
  • “Some quiet, please. I am on the verge of breaking the cypher.”
  • “Sigh… it is too dark to study my rituals here.”

Plague Doctor

  • “Some bark of aspen? Or maybe boiled cerato leaf? Hmm…”
  • “Hold that wound still. My sketch is nearly done.”
  • “May I lance that boil? The pus is intriguingly gray!”

Vestal

  • “Busy yourself elsewhere. I am praying for your soul.”
  • “Yes, I shave my legs. What of it?”
  • “Have you thread? I’ve torn a seam in my temple garments.”

Man-At-Arms

  • “Leave me to reflect on the day’s battles.”
  • “How did that one blow slip past my guard..? I must think…”
  • “I learned to carve during the lulls of the Cyprian campaign.”

Arbalest

  • “Put this apple on your head and close your eyes.”
  • “I will stick with you until wanderlust strikes again.”
  • “Dice? What’s the wager?”

Houndmaster

  • “…and that’s when I learned the hound could sing!”
  • “Cooking meat robs it of its nutrifying essence.”
  • “It is certain that anyone in politics has been corrupted in some fashion or another.”

Abomination

  • “I only ever had time for my crucible and scrolls.”
  • “Oh I’ve loved before, but all were forgotten in the laboratory.”
  • “Care to see my drawings for a mechanical hand?”

Musketeer 

  • “My father can reload a musket as quick as a wink!”
  • “When we return, I am certain the club will initiate me”
  • “Whoever smells like that should die of shame and disgrace”
Angry Tumblr Post

Boy i sure do wish the birdflash tag had more actual content and less Relatable OTP Posts uwu™ that the person posting them just tags with 400 other ships and that aren’t even really about this ship but hey you cant win em all i guess

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-“Saw shit straight out of my nightmares.”-

two days of nothing and I shove Locus in a thong made of dollar bills into your face

im so sorry

freezer burned broccoli !!

Can you believe I’ve been tagging all my TMFU posts with “I’ll just sit here and wait for a sequel” for almost 2 years and now the sequel is in the works???!

AND WE WILL GET MORE OF NAPOLEON’S SASS:

Originally posted by supescavilll

MORE OF BOSSY!ILLYA:

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MORE OF GABBY BEING SMOL™ AND DEADLY™ :

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MORE OF NAPOLEON AND ILLYA DISCUSSING FASHION LIKE THE BROS THEY ARE:

AND THE KISS THAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED AGES AGO:

Originally posted by tedystaleva

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whew! the batch of ml fashion requests, finally! these took so long for me to spill out you can actually see my style change. thank you to everyone who requested, you all have the best ideas i swear. also sidenote: if you don’t see your request here, that’s because i have bigger plans for it >vo+

Slytherin

love.exe | ch 3

Originally posted by withjunhui

chapters: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

summary: it’s been close to two weeks since jun’s moved in with you. he’s acting more human as time quickly progresses, but he soon learns the emotion of boredom.

characters: jun/original female, svt members, members of pristin

genre: FLUFF! all the fluff in the world

word count: 2.3k

a/n: yall got me to 697 which is good enough. probably reach 700 not too long after this anyway. love! (also chapters will be put under read mores from now on unless i say otherwise)

Another week and a half passed, and Jun quickly became used to the routine of you being gone for a few hours. When you weren’t relaxing, you were helping Jun with his ‘human research’ as the two of you had begun to call it.

You’d noticed that over the past few days, Jun had begun to develop more of a solid personality, but he retained his naive demeanor. He’d begun to banter with you more often, being able to speak out for himself at times, as well.

He never really ate still, but it seemed not to be a problem, since his framework didn’t let him understand the sensation of hunger, sickness, or thirst. 

Only problem was, he hadn’t left the apartment since you first found him at the convenience store.

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